Write a scary story in two sentences

[DeadwastePrime]

Donald Trump is the president now. I don't really need to make a second sentence because that fact is scary enough, but at least it's not Hillary.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

It's 3AM, and you just finished the term paper that's due tomorrow. THE DANG PRINTER IS OUT OF INK!!!

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

You gather up enough strength to crawl on bloodied stumps to the door, and push the door open with your forehead. That's when you hear his footsteps coming back up the stairs.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Phil gets off at a bus stop opposite your child's school.

And he has his trannybat with him.

 

[kobebyarlant]

"Did I get my way?" the millennial asked. The answer was no.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You wake up to the alarm clock ringing. You didn't even set it.

 

[Rap Scallion]

Went to Taco Bell. It was closed.

 

[Somar]

The Simpsons make a joke about Trump being president. 16 years later it suddenly isn't funny anymore.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

After the success of the First Meme President, America selects a second meme to lead them. That meme is Christian Weston Chandler.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

I liked the post. So I shared it on Facebook.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

Trump and Hillary hears out who wins the election.

America then enters an autistic war over candidate that didn't like the outcome.

This guy was shitposting. Or so we thought.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

You are the first ween to post a witty one-liner in a Chris-Chan thread. No one likes your amazing post.

 

[c-no]

Trump protest kept going.

Then everyone died when the Trump salt caused a sodium overdose.

 

[Harriet Hayward]

A girl on the beach. Wrapped in plastic.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

'ugh'trump/ camt ficlomg post iom news or deep nuts fprui,

 

[Pikimon]

'ugh'trump/ camt ficlomg post iom news or deep nuts fprui,

randy

 

[Internet War Criminal]

You wake up, unable to speak. Frank Wu is lying next to you.

 

[TiggerNits]

I started increasing the throttle to make it to the runway. After a small pop, the engine went silent.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

All the internet is down. Except Kiwi Farms.

 

[Begemot]

You wake up all sticky and slimy. You have been transformed into Nora Reed's CPAP machine.