Write a scary story in two sentences

[Shokew]

You made a great animated series that's actually worth watching.

Nobody's watching it because Chris-Chan is making a fool of himself..... AGAIN.

 

[Begemot]

Shokew stared at you with tears in their eyes. "I'm sorry, sweetie, but it's time for prolapse."

 

[Army Burger]

This isn't real. You are just dreaming.

 

[soft breathing]

Jonathan Janiv undresses himself. And sends the pictures to your phone.

 

[Pinot Pierrot]

Feeling good right after taking a hot shower, you wink at the bathroom mirror.
The reflection pauses for a second, but then winks back.

 

[Monika H.]

My mother always told me to be careful in whom I choose for a date as it could be dangerous for me.
I brought home a girl she deemed a "harlot" and now I'm struggling to breathe with that knife plunged in my chest.

 

[Shokew]

This isn't real. You are just dreaming.

This IS reality. You are unfortunately getting beaten, raped, and berated for simply existing.

 

[Army Burger]

I was visiting a volcano. It erupted.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Rape kit: one size fits all.

 

[Army Burger]

I fell into the pit. There was no end.

 

[Sundae]

You're walking through a jungle at night, badly dehydrated, when suddenly you come across a small stream.

After you reach down to get a drink of water, you look up, and see the leopards watching you just a few feet away.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Jessica Yaniv. Sex tape leaked.

 

[Adamska]

You feel the need to shit your brains out. Somehow you manage to pull it off.

 

[Army Burger]

You get up from the toilet and look in it. There's blood in your stool

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You wake up to a new day.

You are still in Clown World.

 

[Army Burger]

You look around for a life jacket. There are none left.

 

[SpergPatrol]

Chris chan starts up his camera. He then shows you his gash and starts recording himself masturbating with it.

 

[Army Burger]

"My neovagina is coming along nicely. Those binural beats are really helpful"

 

[Shokew]

One day I tried - I really, really fucking tried hard to be scary.

All I could come up with is gross & disgusting being confused for actual comedy - and got rightfully gunned down like a dumb nigga should...

Another story must be told, however about myself. Basically that of just how the fuck am I even typing all this when I just died???

 

[Army Burger]

He tried to be like 50 Cent. Little did he know, the gun was loaded.