Write a scary story in two sentences

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Lolicon is now illegal in the United States of America. This doesn't scare me but it frightens the A&H posters.

 

[Army Burger]

The site goes down. It will not return.

 

[mindlessobserver]

It was her turn! And now it is!

 

[Army Burger]

She will win! But she will also lose!

 

[Sundae]

After weeks of grueling research, you hold in your hand a glass vial containing the cure to the deadly disease that has ravaged your body.

As you prepare to put it into a syringe, the excitement causes your hands to shake, and the vial drops to the ground...

 

[Lemmingwise]

Congratulations, you got the job. Before we sign, tell me, is this your kiwifarms account?

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

You are in Britain, on Friday 13th of December 2019. Jeremy Corbyn is the new Prime Minister, and has just revealed his final form.

 

[Army Burger]

You try to run away from the man with the knife. As you turn the doorknob, you discover that it's locked.

 

[Pinot Pierrot]

You notice a bright pair of headlights flashing behind your car while out on the road at 3am, but you think nothing of it.
You continue to think nothing of it, until they follow you into your driveway.

 

[Army Burger]

You have no choice. You press your hand down on the horn and wait for the inevitable.

 

[Spastic Colon]

Dr. Harrington was a bit frazzled that afternoon knowing she had two c-sections lined up for the evening, but she agreed to see the new patient who had shown up claiming an emergency and demanding to be seen. She picked up the empty chart, scanning it for the name, and said, "What seems to be the problem, Ms. Yaniv?"

 

[Army Burger]

As she turned around, she saw Chris lying on the floor. "It's okay, she thought to herself, he'll sober up soon."

 

[Pinot Pierrot]

You wake up to see Yaniv lovingly carressing you from the other side of the bed, wearing that trademark crooked smile of his.
"You were amaaaazing last night..."

 

[Lodoss Warrior]

You gazed at your mirrored image just as it gazed back at you.
Then, it blinks.

 

[Army Burger]

It won't stop raining. Raining glass, that is.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

We are all OCs. So who created us?

 

[Army Burger]

I shudder to think of who could have created such a monstrosity. What man could be so evil as to do such a thing?

 

[FeverGlitch]

The Farms runs out on Lolcow Material. It's time to go back on reddit.

 

[Adamska]

You finally get the results back. It's terminal autism.

 

[Grand Omega]

On the day of that meteor shower was when the foolish misunderstanding of Earth's prehistoric era had become painfully evident. The dinosaurs have finally returned from an eons long journey throughout the cosmos, fully prepared to reclaim their Kingdom, here and forevermore.