Write a scary story in two sentences

He woke up from a horrible nightmare. He sighed in relief as he realized he hadn't actually cut open his taint, but as he looked down at himself, he saw something horrifying.
 
You realize in a moment of clarity that your entire life both good and bad up until this point has been a dream and begin to feel the pull of being awakened.

You awake from the cold coming in the train car as the door opens and the Schutzstaffel begin to unload you and the other, marching towards the delousing stations.
 
A Saturday afternoon in November was approaching the time of twilight, and the vast tract of unenclosed wild known as Egdon Heath embrowned itself moment by moment. Overhead the hollow stretch of whitish cloud shutting out the sky was as a tent which had the whole heath for its floor.
 
She was walking in the park on a cold December evening. Suddenly, a sharp, searing pain was coming from her abdomen.
 
I caught a glimpse of her through the red oak trees while she jogged, and then, quietly ovulated. As the samurai reincarnated as the Central Park rapist, I must fulfill my duty.
 
You are a homosexual who works at Chick-Fil-A. You are constantly filled with internal anguish between earning money and working for the anti-gays.
 
In fact, he proclaimed, that was a shart.

Edit to add, Fuck, I'm dumb. Counting is hard.
 
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