Write a scary story in two sentences

[Pinot Pierrot]

You go to your dentist to have your wisdom teeth removed, having opted for the local anesthetic option to save money.
Your eyes widen as he rolls out his various tools and selects a silvery, polished hammer.

 

[The Great Chandler]

A beggar without a home, begged for a loan. You gave him food, but you met his rebuke.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Is it safe?

Is what safe?

 

[Cilleystring]

Taylor walked over to the window where the moaning was coming from, and there she saw him. It was the man from the Internet, the one they call... The Face

 

[Army Burger]

His skin wasn't merely burned. It was melting.

 

[Pinot Pierrot]

You read on the internet that in order to smell something, particles from the object in question have to reach the olfactory nerves located deep inside your nose.
Later that day, you go to a public toilet where you are instantly stricken by the mixed odors of diarrhea and stale urine.

 

[Army Burger]

You run into the bathroom, desperately searching for a place to pee. As you enter, you see that all toilets and urinals are occupied.

 

[TenMilesWide]

A broken and defiled corpse sits in your doorway, a grotesque parody of the human form it once held.

I made it for you, please love me.

 

[Army Burger]

"Why won't you die, she exclaimed!" "You can't kill what is never living."

 

[soft breathing]

You're on an amazing road trip with your partner, you two had lots of sex, made a lot of memories, everything's perfect. Suddenly you get stopped by the police and the cop asks you why you're driving around with a corpse on your passenger seat.

 

[Army Burger]

You wake up from the nightmare. You come to the horrible realization that your wife is really still dead.

 

[JosephStalin]

You wake up from a pleasant dream. You come to the horrible realization that your wife is really still alive.

An alternative version. A friend suggested it.

 

[Army Burger]

The rope is a little loose on you. Let me adjust it for you.

 

[Florence]

X gon’ give it to ya.
Fuck wait for you to get it on your own, X gon’ deliver to ya!

 

[Army Burger]

X marks the spot. It's where I buried the body.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

Several years ago a tornado tore through my neighborhood leaving the area in complete shambles.

Wood, nails, and other such debris had been flung everywhere, but what chilled the blood in my veins was the booster seat that had been strung up in a nearby tree on the corner.

 

[Army Burger]

What would you say is a worse fate. Being skinned alive, or being boiled alive?

 

[Captain Chromosome]

Five years after a divorce, a father is allowed to see his young son. He pulls up to his ex-wife's home, only to see her walking inside, followed by a child in a bright pink dress.

 

[Army Burger]

"Guess what daddy?" "I just got my penis removed!"

 

[Pinot Pierrot]

As the eldest child, it falls upon you to make the arrangements for your parents' funeral.
You wonder how much time you have left before you join them.