Write a scary story in two sentences

[Naturally]

The baby boy was sound asleep in his crib, only to be awoken by the hushed voices of his parents conversing alongside a man he'd never seen before. "It's called metzitzah b'peh, it's totally safe," his mother sternly said with her Brooklyn accent, as his father's expression shifted from skepticism to defeated acceptance.

 

[Barley]

You just woke up. Chris is hugging you from behind.

 

[glass_houses]

You are an elderly woman. Chris is hugging you from behind.

Try that.

 

[Begemot]

You just woke up. Chris' writhing engorged 30 inch dick is so far down your throat it's reaching your stomach.

 

[Barbussy Enjoyer]

I took a great big watery shit. There's no toilet paper in the stall.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

You wake up to take a piss at 3 AM and after finishing, you sneeze and hear "bless you".
You live by yourself.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

"Hey boo. Think I'm late..."

 

[The Last Stand]

Turn on the TV. They actually killed him.

 

[Lithuophile]

Keffals x reader

18+

 

[Muu]

Fortnite battle pass.
I just shit, out my ass.

 

[glass_houses]

You wake up, and realise you're chained to the bed frame. The mattress dips as Keffals gets on, and straddles your body to sit with his naked axe wound on your face.

 

[The Last Stand]

Hillary Clinton delivers a speech. "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to be standing in front of you as your first female President!"

Somebody knocks on your door. It's Hillary Clinton with some random Black man.

 

[glass_houses]

You make your favourite beverage and go to the computer to log on to your favourite KF thread. You start reading and discover that ten pages have been added overnight, and every single post is two thousand words of power leveling.

 

[Liquid Kent]

You've just died and anticipate your maker's voice from the low rumble beyond infinity's horizon, for Him to judge you worthy of Heaven or Hell.

"Proceed... on your way to oblivion."

 

[Oestrike]

You open your eyes.
You're still alive.

 

[The Last Stand]

We're driving towards Ninth Ward Louisana after dark.

The car runs out of gas.

 

[BiggerChungus]

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

 

[glass_houses]

The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

(It was a horde of sex-crazed women, hungry for the last surviving sperm.)

 

[Adamska]

You feel the urge to sneeze and do so. You somehow manage to piss your pants at the same time.

 

[RollerGator]

A man standing at only 5'1 tall is on his final wish of the monkey's paw, he wishes to be 6 feet tall. His neck grew 9 inches.