Write a scary story in two sentences

You decide to make a light snack late at night in your studio apartment. When you open the door, you note that all the furniture is different.
 
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You wake up in the middle of the night to use the restroom because your dumb ass drank too much water before bed.

"Oh God, where did it go?!"
 
Waking up to see Keffals with an axe hovering above you. “Now the whole world will understand my pain!”, he screams while swinging for your crotch.
 
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You wake suddenly in the dead of night, absolutely certain that there is another presence in the room, concealed in the darkness. You slowly reach down the side of your bed, to where your machete is, and something grabs your hand.
Reminds me of being alone in a completely dark room
You sneeze and a voice says "Bless You"
 
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I was jerking myself in bed. Mommy Daddy walk in and start beating me.
 
You bust a fat nut to the best porn you've ever seen.
The webcam light is on.
 
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