Write a scary story in two sentences

[Skitarii]

You settle into your new apartment, as your new roommate greets you. "Hi there, my name is @Bargain Bin Laden!"

 

[CowPox]

Maybe not so long passed are the days of your care free youth, the young giggling girls, the drugs and the week long benders, fast cars and the sultry glances from the wives of wealthy boomers. Instead moments before your wagie alarm sounds to rock you from sleep you are awakened by the shrieks of your new stepchild Tareece, he's hungry and his mother apparently never came home last night after her meeting with his biological father.

 

[Drill-WithaM]

I thought it would be a good idea to stick my dick inside the mysterious hole in the wall.

My dick is gone now...

 

[glass_houses]

Guys, I'm really nervous right now, my boss wouldn't let me leave work until it was really late so I had to catch the last train home. I'm the only woman in the carriage and a group of guys in thobe have moved to the seat across from me and they won't stop staring.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

A man walked into the an isolated tribe deep in the African Jungle, He found several transgender and other LGBT flags on it's base including the MAP flag.

 

[Tablet County]

You're the last man on earth. Suddenly, Spongebob sucks your dick.

 

[Coelacanth]

I am British. I live in the UK.

The End.

 

[Tablet County]

I am British. I live in the UK.

The End.

You create a thread asking people to write a scary story in two sentences.
Some faggot writes three sentences.

 

[CowPox]

Alone at home your internet browsing turns to the erotic, scrolling through the pages of toned and sexy flesh a particularly voluptuous body arrests your gander. You click the thumbnail and there she is writhing and rubbing, light sweat and her plump moist salty lips and all the rest, but her face, that sweet familiar face like someone you've seen before, almost like, your, sister....

 

[Adamska]

Man, someone must've not cleaned that pan as well as you thought given how eggy the kitchen smells. The last thing you can think about is flicking the light switch.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

The day breaks the still night in a flood of light and blowing orange leaves, young girls laugh and skip through great collected tides of them in their graceful fancy manner and sharp terrible youthful beauty.

You are incel however, and never once in your life will they cast their gaze toward you in desire, not once will these angelic creatures consider your company in any form and you are still so young, and the long road ahead is filled with crushing loneliness and hopelessness and it seems already as though it will never end.

Maybe not so long passed are the days of your care free youth, the young giggling girls, the drugs and the week long benders, fast cars and the sultry glances from the wives of wealthy boomers. Instead moments before your wagie alarm sounds to rock you from sleep you are awakened by the shrieks of your new stepchild Tareece, he's hungry and his mother apparently never came home last night after her meeting with his biological father.

All your life you wanted nothing more than to be a horror writer.

Unfortunately you were born CowPox.

(seriously dude these run-on sentence are the worst)

 

[Retard of the Month]

Oh, so bigger spiders are supposed to be less dangerous, huh? Then can somebody explain to me how this FIVE-FOOT TALL FUCK just bit my FUCKING ARM off.

 

[glass_houses]

Oh, so bigger spiders are supposed to be less dangerous, huh? Then can somebody explain to me how this FIVE-FOOT TALL FUCK just bit my FUCKING ARM off.

Welcome to Australia. I hope you put your house in order before you came.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Trump wins the election 2024.

The beautiful stunning and brave transgirl Tiffany Trump, newcomer and first transsexual president of the united states ever.

 

[DrNow]

Oh, shit. Down syndrome isn’t a gender.

(Mine was generated from two random txt’s)

 

[MadStan]

Mary had decided to go for a walk in the deep marsh fog, and Andrew knew she liked to do so because it helped her with her Asthma; but she had taken too loo tong. Out the window he thought it was her silhouette through the fog but then noticed the figure seemed taller and was holding a roundish object in his hand that had steam coming off it mores than normal like a wet ball and a long blade in the other.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Being rather desperate for a one night stand, you call a number that you found written on a gas station men's room stall since it promises "the best fuck you ever had".

Your dad answers.

 

[Clovis]

The doomed young lovers meet again in their next lives!
Reincarnated as brother and sister.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

A man was once promised all of the murder, rape, war and injustice in the world would be erver if he didn't mispronounce anything for five seconds.
That man was Null.

 

[Adamska]

You take your phone out from your pocket to swap music lists as you do a light work out. As you do so, it cheekily slips from your hands and cracks on the floor, a crackle and pop being the last noises it ever makes.