Write a scary story in two sentences

[Chromeo]

It's been a while since you last saved your project, hasn't it? It'd be devastating if your computer crashed right nnnNNNNNNNNN--

 

[OvercookedBacon]

OvercookedBacon was looking through his post history, then rediscovered this thread. Against his better judgment he decided to necro it.

 

[Adamska]

You're taking a horrendous shit on the toilet from taco night when you hear footsteps. Wait, you live alone...

 

[glass_houses]

I love you and know everything about you, and you have no idea that I even exist... but not for much longer.

See you Friday night, babe.

 

[Yamamura]

You log in to KiwiFarms.

You notice there's a blue verified check mark next to your username.

 

[Spunt]

I have the body of a 19-year-old gymnast.

It's missing its head and I don't know how it got into the passenger seat of my car.

 

[CowPox]

The day breaks the still night in a flood of light and blowing orange leaves, young girls laugh and skip through great collected tides of them in their graceful fancy manner and sharp terrible youthful beauty.

You are incel however, and never once in your life will they cast their gaze toward you in desire, not once will these angelic creatures consider your company in any form and you are still so young, and the long road ahead is filled with crushing loneliness and hopelessness and it seems already as though it will never end.

 

[Doseferatu]

A man strolled to your front door and greeted you with strained joviality - as though his cheerful façade could mask the vicious glee from gushing out.

"Hi, I'm Agent Jones from the FBI, and I'm here about your posts on Kiwi Farms."

 

[AMERICA]

In a restaurant, you take a bite.. There's an unexpected crunch.

 

[blur]

Chris chan walked into a nursing home. The nurses were not there.

 

[Azdy]

Chris Chan has succeeded in his Love Quest (tm). ADF was the resulting child.

@Feline Darkmage writes this as a shitpost. The first line becomes true.

 

[glass_houses]

I am disgusted by all the prejudice and rank Islamaphobia in the world. To prove all the bigots in the world wrong about Muslim males and their sexual violence, I'm going to document my nude solo hike across Afghanistan in Instagram.

 

[Adamska]

Ahh, relaxing on the boardwalk near the beach. Wait, why the hell is the tide falling back so much?

 

[Groon]

I'm accidentally jerked off for sissy hypno when looking for furry porn. Now I'm feel urges to trooning out.

 

[ColonelCadaver]

There is a large group of black people outside of my house. The cracks on the wall get bigger and bigger.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

After a wild night of drinking, you find yourself being taken care of by a local sausagemonger who lets you sample his supply as you get over your hangover. “Enjoy the pepperoni, child.”

 

[Colon capital V]

"Don't worry, it's not that big~."
She said quietly.

 

[Adamska]

Let's take a brief walk outside at night to enjoy some cool air. What in the fuck was that sound?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Someone washed gramma's cast iron skillet in the dishwasher.

The cemetery just called, her grave is empty.

 

[MrJokerRager]

I traveled to a nice deserted island and while trekking, I discover an abandoned town. I go into the town and see a house with lights on and the door open, I go in and see myself in the mirror with a note that states "welcome back to the land of the living, I am you and you are me, Alexander Hamilton".