Write a scary story in two sentences

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

The rain is falling outside, my wife is lying still in my arms no one but me knows she died. Thank god I’m such a good taxidermist.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

The Kiwi warned me not to click to view the spoilered picture.

Reader, I clicked it.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Lolcows are people that exist everywhere.
There could even be one in your town.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

I left my mother's wedding dress on the bed in the spare room to air out for my big day tomorrow! Too bad I left the door open, and my pet cat was sick.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Redesigning Eva.

Coming soon to a theater near you.

 

[Shokew]

It's nighttime and you're at your family reunion, trying to have a fun time - it's clear everyone seems to hate one another, putting a damper on things.

You later begin to realize you're not at YOUR family reunion when someone reveals they are a vampire, now - despite the fact that you're too hot and bothered to get the fuck outta there!

 

[friedshrimp]

You dream of kissing your beautiful wife...Only to wake up and see Tammy Slaton's forehead staring back at you.

 

[Ahffline]

Today, my daughter turned four years old.
She looks lovely in her new pink party dress, though I still haven't found her skull.

 

[Shokew]

You eat some nice vegetables to go along with your once-in-a-while dinner of pizza and baked chicken.

The vegetables turn you into green plant - like crap for some nearby goblins to feast on as their dinner for the next 3 days.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

The new textbooks for public school sex-ed have come out. ...the illustrations and tutorials are all done by Purple Kechleon.

The political powers decided a compromise: from now on, America is jointly ruled by monarchs from both parties. The wedding/coronation of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton was rather magnificent, I'm told.

Your cat just fought with a skunk. It's time to bathe the cat.

Windows has automatically updated! System32 was deleted for your optimal safety and function! :')

cd ./
sudo rm -r *

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The water won't stop dripping through the ceiling. Now I don't have to worry about asphyxiating in this coffin.

 

[ActualKiwi]

You finally found your true love, after years of searching. You and Isabel-Rose are going to get married tomorrow.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

After so many years, you finally hold the hand of your loved one in yours. Too bad you had to cut it off first.

 

[Shokew]

Spoiler: :powerlevel: ... Just a warning ... :powerlevel:

You try to sit through something that's considered light and harmless like My Little Pony.

You take a step back and realize you were better engaged by just about ANYTHING on Adult Swim, as there are no forced morals trying to kill you mentally... AND PHYSICALLY.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

you're about to check out in a crowded store and use your interac

payment rejected

 

[Ahffline]

You finally find a public bathroom but discover there's no toilet paper...
After you've done your business.

 

[Begemot]

Autphag leered at the rotting copse. It was both his dinner and his lover.

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

You're a woman, stuck in a room with JTM.

Unfortunately, there are no exits and you're in his fantasies

 

[Abethedemon]

It's the year 2333 and mankind has regressed.
Yes sir, I'm proud to worship @Null and @Dynastia.

 

[HG 400]

It's the year 2333 and mankind has regressed.
Yes sir, I'm proud to worship @Null and @Dynastia.

Regressed? Scary?

Explain yourself... very carefully.