Write a scary story in two sentences

[Abethedemon]

This is the first sentence.
This is the third sentence!

 

[AA 102]

Autphag writes a post. It makes sense.

 

[kidsquid]

It was terrible, it was awful.

The kitchen had a carpet.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Bernie Sanders somehow manages to become President.

The spoiled millennials who supported him are horrified to discover that he is unable to deliver on anything he promised.

 

[Ntwadumela]

You go to the dog shelter on a nice afternoon.

@Familiar Lupine is the only one there who needs to be adopted.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Christine Weston Chandler was the first man to give birth to a clone of himself.
Like an aphid, that infant was born pregnant with a clone of Christine as well.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I'm from the Government. I'm here to help.

 

[Shokew]

I had a scary story I was going to tell about hunting some vampires that I would have gladly posted here, recently.

I didn't go through with making it because it turns out that in order for it to work that I have to be made the hero of that story.

 

[AA 102]

Tried to wake up. I can't wake up.

 

[c-no]

I saw Chris's new taint.

The taint stared back at my soul, shriveling me up.

 

[Anime-Chan]

Waking up from a terrible hangover, I hear a fake high pitch voice say " you made a women out of me last night". I turn around to see who it was, and it was Chris.

 

[AA 102]

The last woman on Earth hears a knock at the door. It's Chris.

 

[Shokew]

I never wanted to hurt anyone. It was Chris' taint that made me do these things - CHRIS' TAINT.

 

[kidsquid]

Tried to wake up. I can't wake up.

Wake me up inside. Save me.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

"Finally, I can get some sleep."

Your alarm begins ringing as dawn breaks through the curtains.

 

[c-no]

The new taint of Chris swallowed my soul.

The current form of ADF rotted the flesh of my eyes.

 

[Strelok]

You're only allowed to access one website from now on.

It's the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

You catch an accidental glimpse of the moderator's subforum.

It was nothing but shit posts all along.

 

[Abethedemon]

You're only allowed to access one website from now on.

It's the Kiwi Farms.

Sorry, this is "write a scary story in two sentences" not "write a happy story in two sentences"

 

[keksz]

He had told me he loved me. It was a lie.