Write a scary story in two sentences

[Darwin Watterson]

Brianna Wu is running for Congress. Somehow that isn't a joke.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Thankfully I couldn't find any lumps in my girlfriend's breasts. Letting out a sigh of relief, I went and put them back in the jar of embalming fluid.

 

[Hollow Cost]

"I wasn't on the pill."
"Oh, I thought this was about the aids."

 

[TiggerNits]

Goatse isn't a website, Sally. It's MY website!

 

[ES 148]

I can't believe I'm finally free of my terminal illness. Then again, neither does my widower.

 

[JU 199]

"Something something check your privilege or I'll stab you something. I'll cuck your wife something something"

 

[Doseferatu]

"Let's roleplay - it'll be fun! I'll be the mommy and you can be the baby girl with the messy diaper!"

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

I walked out of the back room to a large commotion. A disheveled man wearing a filthy sweatshirt two sizes too small, turned to me with a shifty glance and coldly muttered, "Don't call anybody."

 

[RG 448]

There is a zombie behind you. He is super pissed.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

My desire to spank my monkey overcomes all senses. Pulling down my trousers, I realize I lack genitals.

 

[buffaloWildWings]

Someone repaired my door from the inside. I live alone.

 

[Womacker]

As I pulled my dish out of the microwave I looked down. My tendies were gone.

 

[Shokew]

"Where in Japan are we visiting for our vacation, today?"

"Your new workplace from now on - WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS, MOTHERFUCKER!"

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I entered this thread. I read as far as I could......

 

[Todesfurcht]

"The doctors told the amputee that he might experience a phantom limb from time to time. Nobody prepared him for the moments though, when he felt cold fingers brush across his phantom hand."

And

"I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead."

 

[drain]

"I was in my room when I heard my mom calling me downstairs. When I walked down the hallway, mom pulled me into her room and said: don't go, I heard that too."

 

[ICametoLurk]

The lights suddenly go out and you hear

"Hi, I'm Wildchild!"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You let your only dog out to do their business. Then you suddenly hear a bark from behind.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

I only need one sentence. I'm addicted to Kiwi Farms.

 

[El Porko Fako]

You're at the movies with the love of your life and you bet on a fart.
You lost....badly.