Write a scary story in two sentences

[Buster O'Keefe]

And for my final wish, I asked the genie for a massive dick. Now you know how I became an immortal, a billionaire and a

Spoiler

donkey

 

[Jason Wynn]

The last man on Earth stared shyly at the last woman as he told her his given name was Adam. "I'm Eve, but my given name was Bernie."

 

[JosephStalin]

I got married.
Not once, but twice..

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

As I drift away from my jettisoned spacecraft towards the black hole, my mind drifts back to the lessons on such phenomena; how the intense gravity actually causes time dilation, meaning minutes and even seconds are stretched further and further out the closer one gets to the center.

Dammit, I've got an itch on my lower back.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

Pomf =3
What are we going to do on the bed?

 

[Justtocheck]

Mommy, a letter came today in the mail with your name on it, and it was pretty funny. What does "non-operable" even mean?

 

[JektheDumbass]

Niggers.
Bottom text.

 

[Billy "the Bot" Bobson]

"How long has it been?" I concluded aloud to myself.
"Not much longer."

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

You shit-talk the guy in magical armor wielding a 7 foot sword. He quick-saves.

 

[Jason Wynn]

You're at your most vulnerable when you're asleep, completely unaware of your surroundings. Anyone or anything hiding away in your home could have all the time they wanted, watching you lie there for hours before doing whatever they have planned.

 

[The Real SVP]

I no longer have to wonder what it tastes like. - Not that I ever did.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

I woke up in the middle of the night with a start and a racing heart. I looked up to see Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici
staring down at me; grinning, leering at me with a re.tarded expression - then, he slowly reaches his hand towards me.

 

[Distant Stare]

When my phone vibrated and in the darkness of my cramped apartment I did not have to look at its cracked screen to know who it was from. Taking to my mouth the last of my drink I thought about the drive from hospice, and remembered the look on my step-father's face when he said he wanted to be alone with mom for the last few hours.

 

[Adamska]

You begin to enjoy some delicious chewy candy. Oh shit, a filling got pulled out.

 

[Where Do You Find Them?]

She had legs for days, a tight ass and tits that strained her sheer black teddy. It's a shame they never found the head, but she'll do.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

The woman had subtle curves that eventuates bubbly personality. That was great until “she” took off her clothes.

 

[Pomniman]

I'll write one in two words:

Yaniv existed.

 

[Jester69]

You go to the bathroom and look into the toilet. How strange, that is not your poop...

 

[snailslime]

one morning i woke up, and kiwi farms was taken down by the fbi. ahhhhhh.

 

[YourMommasBackstory]

You can browse KF and laught at lolcows all you want.
But it will never fill the void in your heart.