I know you're having a hard time choosing between 2 people but please for the love of God don't pick the new guy. You'll spend 6 years in fucked up misery then get with the other guy anyways.
(Lmao sorry for that powerlevel, holy shit I have strong feelings for that decision)
When you get older you will start putting the space jam secondary theme on (yall ready for this?) when you get nauseous b/c it makes the act of puking festive