Write one sentence to your young self about your future.

[Somar]

If you ever see something on the internet called Sonichu don't ever click on it.

 

[John Titor]

Move the bottle of oil so it doesn't break and you have to spend New Year's Eve cleaning up that damn spill.

Also, invest in bomb shelters.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Math is better than you think. The teachers are just stupid and make it as boring as possible.

 

[Joan Nyan]

Don't do things at the last minute; the second to last minute's fine though.

 

[Panzerkampfpony]

If you knew the things you masturbated to in the future you'd do everything to not grow up to become me.

 

[Cave]

Learn to love yourself.

 

[Carlos Thin]

Put your head down, do your homework, clock those hours in -- it will be worth it; When you find love, remember to surprise her -- do not become boring.

 

[Motherboard]

You're going to forget how to love, but don't worry...you'll feel it again not too long after.

 

[Flamesoul the Diabolical]

Stay the fuck away from tumblr. Seriously.

 

[GS 281]

Keep doin' what you're doin'. Thanks

 

[c-no]

Don't be a fucking sperg unless you want to get banned and be known as an autistic among other kiwis.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Stop picking your nose in public, twisting your hair and pulling it out and scratching your ass and then smelling your shit.

Seriously you're absolutely fucking disgusting.

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Chill. The world does not sit on your shoulders, and you do not need to create an earthquake to matter.

 

[Fat Cat Represent]

It doesn't get better. Nothing will get better, but you will.

 

[Motherboard]

Don't pull all-nighters when you're older just to talk about who fucks who in your stories or saying dumb shit online; you're going to be in worse health as it is.

 

[Coldgrip]

Stick it in her ass.

 

[Krampus]

Don`t ever go on the internet

 

[Motherboard]

No, you shouldn't eat a fifth slice of pizza you fat fuck.

 

[c-no]

Jot down passwords and keep backups of the passwords you fat forgetful fuck. And actually pick a major when you start out in college.

 

[エボラちゃん]

Clench your butt because you're in for a wild ride.