Wtf is wrong with zoomers? - An analysis

Giving my experience working with zoomers, my opinion is that they are unable to see beyond what's in front of them. I don't know if it is because they are used to instant gratification or they are too lazy to think beyond, but they have a very limited point of view. In Bella's case, I bet she thought she didn't even think this could have repercussions in the future. Getting caught wasn't even in the question

These character flaws aren't the preserve of this particular generation. These are character flaws inherent to youth itself.
 
These zoomers are retarded, they've been raised by the internet. Look at where it got CWC. They use the same account name for everything so they can broadcast their achievements, or get their attention validated so anyone can go online and with google find out nearly everything about them.

When I was a younger, we tried to stay anonymous, using obscure account names, signing up with obscure emails like stupidkid69420@hotmail.com, not MyFullLegalName@gmail.com, and then linking your entire identity to social media, reddit/instagram/facebook/twitter/snapchat whatever. You didn't want strangers and the entire world to be able to peer into your life whenever they wanted.
The transitional period where people would put stupidkid69420@hotmail.com on their CVs was pretty funny though.
 
The grave mistake that a lot of terminally online zoomers make is that they are the ones that have the internet figured out. Unlike all you old fucks that actually had to be taught how to use this shit, they tend to assume that since they just grew up on it, everything is second nature. Combine that with naturally just being young and cocky and you get absolute clusterfucks like what our fungus spore distribution vector and her band of misfits brewed for us here.
 
I'm actually curious, did you guys have multiple communist, libertarian, nazi etc classmates at school?
Yes, there were a few, but most of those people with extreme political behavior would usually flip flop between these view points like they were moving away from memes gone out of fashion. The kind of people who post arrows all over the political compass to show where they are on it now.
A "I was a Nazi, but then I was a libertarian, but then I realized why that doesn't work so I'm a communist" type of thing

Most people I knew in school had a "shit's fucked so why should I care" view of politics, or a "that sounds boring lol" view of politics, aside from when everyone was into Trump memes in 2016.

I knew some over the top doomers about climate change, probably has something to do with how things like the Sunrise Movement and similar NGO's target teens because if people are convinced fighting for you is fighting for the survival of mankind, you hold a lot of power over them. I want to protect the environment too, but I don't think we're going to boil off the face of the earth unless Karen stops driving an SUV and we establish a carbon negative technocracy. I don't know those people anymore because the majority of them happen to openly like porn to much.
Wow... :thinking:
I just noticed that anyone I still keep in contact with from high-school and college falls into the "non coomer" category
No matter what labels people are using or fall under, what REALLY split our friend groups is coomerism, or as some call it "sex positive"

While most of the people my age I talk to don't have extreme beliefs that older people would see as shocking besides hatred of journalists, there are a few people I know who have are more extreme but they aren't coomers. Since they can shut up about sexual things, its possible for us to maintain friendly relationships.
I don't mind a well placed sexual joke as long as it's actually funny and the person making the joke can read the room, but some people think as long as they are making sexual jokes, they are being FUNNY and having a good time with their fellow funny adults.

A LOT of porn obsessed as well as terminally online people I met in college, had strict parental controls enforced prior to going to college. They were told the internet is BAD. But now that they have their first taste of open internet, the thing they have been envying and craving for a decade (haha finally pr0n amirite), some of them become monsters with it, and cannot put down their smart phone, and have no idea how to separate their online and offline stuff.
Anyone who's dad punished them as a young teen if they got caught looking at porn or using all the bandwidth on roblox had a MUCH better relationship with the internet than someone who's non confrontational parents just filtered out web traffic. I think it's because they got an immediate and early internet->IRL consequences training.

I've had the experience of trying to reconnect to someone from high school on behalf of someone else, and then they are posting porn on their discord server or telegram chat in the middle of a normal conversation, asking them to rate the tits-and-dicks-out porn...
"HAHA it's ironical plus none of us in the chat are miners anyway don't be a fag lol"
Told that person why they shouldn't bother getting back in touch with the weird kid and they agreed.
How fucked up is it that I know that person's real name, and he wouldn't see the problem in that?
btw this reminds me of a "personal lolcow" of mine was a nerdy looking kid in a class I was in, he would think of himself as an "epic /b/ oldfag" despite not remembering 9/11 and his parents never spent time with him because they were highly involved in local business and politics. He would read the (new at the time) shrek copypasta out loud to terrorize the rest of us and make unwanted sexual remarks about female classmates. Saw a girl try not to cry because she had to sit next to him. There were... a LOT of drama causing "sagas" with this guy and even if I was inclined to write a whole book on this dude, I can't get into them without accidentally narrowing down where I was and what I was doing during them.

I will mention the reason absolutely everyone started to hate him though.
One time his mother burst through the door of the office and started demanding to know who gave him access to twitter which he is NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE and started demanding answers on gave him a phone. His mother became convinced by him that someone was impersonating him online to make him look bad, which started a huge drama about the cruelty of kids, and even resulted in a local pastor creating sermons about cyber-bullying.

The uwu precious innocent and intelligent young man... just because he looks dorky... why are young people so cruel? 😭

Once people figured out he was using his Nintendo 3DS and ereader browser and we had to deal with being interrogated and lectured over his actions, some people started bullying him for real. Also, LPT: apparently you can browse 4chan on an internet connected kindle.

I think he eventually got sent to some sort of expensive ranch type thing on the other side of the state for having weed, but I think his parents were looking for an excuse to ship the guy somewhere.
This whole thing might be a massive selection bias of some kind, but I really do feel like a giant line of porn acceptance has separated me, and my fellow 9/11 non-rememberers, and has affected which people I talk to, meet in person, and play games online with. I know friends also turn around, or at least cringe in disgust and try to ignore it, when someone invites them to a discord and there's a porn channel.

Unfortunately, I think far more people my age than my parents age (gen X) are severely fucked up in the head as well as being less educated with the same amount of educational qualifications. Even some of the non-porn obsessed people I know have a lot of mental problems, like worrying they aren't their birth sex because they don't identify with the associated gender stereotypes, having too much anxiety to function, or whatever causes people to use doordash.

It creeps me me out to visit random discord severs, even something called " 🎀 𝒞𝐻𝐼𝐿𝐿 FRIENDS SERVER 🎀 " as a random made up example will have multiple porn severs and people celebrating turning 18 so they can talk about the sexy sex with the adults, while there's random 14 year olds in the chat. If you want to see something horrible, look up the Gacha Life fandom. It's like half of this generation is groomed or something. I can't stop thinking about all the people in middle school who were bragging about having a boyfriend or girlfriend from minecraft. In one case was "totally a real vampire who secretly wrote one of Justin Beiber's songs and kisses me goodnight every night, and one day you will meet him and see".
I seriously wonder what percentage of zoomers were groomed?

It's gotten pretty late, sorry for any errors in this. I'm just doing a stream of consciousnesses kind of rant about comes to mind when I think of people my age, and becomes very obvious to me that I hate porn everywhere.

Besides the coomerism, the thing I really hate about many people my age is how much witchcraft goes on. At best, it's a sign of magical thinking and/or mental disorders being validated and encouraged over rational thinking which is very bad. At worst, these idiots are releasing a plague of demons upon the earth which is also worsening their mental issues.
 
Raised on degenerate porn, gore and social media without any previous experience or frame of reference to ground them to reality. They consum propaganda 24/7 streamed directly to their brains and all their interactions with other zoomers is an echo chamber and feedback loop of validating retardation.

The next generation is getting raised by tablets and smartphones since they are of preeschool age and will be much worse.
 
Monstrous shit aside, the lack of cognitive ability leaves me speechless.

Stumbled across more examples:
Bella used here real name as her trollsona, a move so mind bogglingly incompetent that it bought her 48 hours
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knows about incredulous, but not credulous
 
Raised on degenerate porn, gore and social media without any previous experience or frame of reference to ground them to reality. They consum propaganda 24/7 streamed directly to their brains and all their interactions with other zoomers is an echo chamber and feedback loop of validating retardation.

The next generation is getting raised by tablets and smartphones since they are of preeschool age and will be much worse.

well, I guess I at least have a ring side seat to watch the world burn, cause I sure as fuck don't have any hope for the future.

however I do thing a nice CME that rivals the carrington event that wipes out all tech would be extreme lulz as the zommers and millennials all melt down.
 
Okay, consider this: like 35 million Soviets served in the Red Army during WW2 and something like 10 million of those died. That leaves about 25 million former soldiers that saw combat and many more were indirectly affected by atrocities, political arrests, etc. and the total population of the USSR was 176 million in 1946. Those poor fucks then came back to their country after raping couple of German broads each and had to endure 10 more years of totalitarian dictatorship. This very generation also rebuilt their own country and are remembered to be cautiously optimistic about their lives, not some crazy sociopaths and suicide enjoyers. I think the contrast between worrying about your own survival and relatively easy civilian life helps you appreciate working in a steel mill 6 days a week. You can see it after most big conflicts and revolutions - survivors are pretty chill and just want to live their lives, while their children start stupid shit and invent autistic ideologies.

I think zoomers (and I include myself) are just bored to fuck with our simple, meaningless and peaceful lives. We lack formative experiences and a shitton of us have never experienced any hardships or have nothing really to aspire to. When you lack a traditional outlet like climbing up the social ladder (because if you are middle class, being able to afford a better GPU won't really make your life better) or romantic life (because emotional development is stunted due to internet and overprotection), you start seeing people seeking something else to accomplish themselves in, like driving autist to suidice or being the biggest whore in your local administrative unit. Internet is a big part of the problem, but in general I think the proverbial boomers are right about army setting young men right. At this point I think a limited conflict or a small genocide would eliminate a lot of problems that those poor bored fucks exhibit and the sickos would get to headshot someone that is not a school child.
Counterpoint: any small conflict would not be small due to the interconnected nature of our world and diplomatic relationships. Such incidents would certainly snowball and affect more than the aforementioned generation that needs to be "put in line."
 
Raised on degenerate porn, gore and social media without any previous experience or frame of reference to ground them to reality. They consum propaganda 24/7 streamed directly to their brains and all their interactions with other zoomers is an echo chamber and feedback loop of validating retardation.

The next generation is getting raised by tablets and smartphones since they are of preeschool age and will be much worse.
Accurate. I was very into Japanese and Thai horror and mondo films when I was a teen in the early 00's. While I was elated at first and even desensitized much later, I still knew some stuff was too fucked up and I wouldn't want my mom or anyone I knew irl discovering I watched that shit. There was a sense of caution. Minimal, yeah, but still there
 
If after all of this, you or any of your kids has a discord, you are a Bella sized idiot.
Ah yes you'll find all 0 of the times I bring up boiling a hamster.

Clearly discord is the problem.

Nah I know whatcha mean, people use em like it's not directly tied to you as an individual and it's always so confusing.
 
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Clearly discord is the problem.

Nah I know whatcha mean, people use em like it's not directly tied to you as an individual and it's always so confusing.

Somehow zoomers think it's 100% anonymous and safe like there wouldn't be logs of the shit they say/post - I don't get it. Ohhh the alt don't match my real alias - it's fine!~!!1
 
Also, apps simplified the use of what used to be web browsing. "Why surf the net when you can use a shitty, locked app?"
Either Roman and Zoe in the powerpoint or Bella in the discord leaks discussed reddit as an "app." This is a bigger deal than people make it out to be imo. So many Zoomers and Millennials have no real conception that apps and websites are different, and treat social media, messaging services, etc. as just applications on their phone. It definitely leads to some psychological contextualization of certain platforms as self-contained and integral, rather than just websites you can choose to look at and use. Even youtube is seen this way, despite the fact that if you're in a situation where you can choose to use either a browser or mobile, the browser will always be a better experience.
 
As an older zoomer I pretty much mellowed out when I got to my mid 20s. I work, rent an apartment, and I recently went back to school. I don't know why older generations go hard on the kids, especially Millennials who pretty much ruined the 2010s for everyone. There kids, there supposed to be weird.
No, these kids aren't like us. There's a pretty big gap between an early zoomer and whatever the fuck these guys are.
 
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