Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He was a sports presenter at the BBC back in the 80s until he flipped out and started saying lizard people from space secretly control the world and all our elites are lizards. He also talks about your standard conspiracy stuff. Some think he legit means "lizard people" while others think he really means the Jews.

Well that answers half of my question.
Thanks!

 

[Vince McMahon]

I dont know why people are so against vaccine passports like they are going to make it mandatory one way or the other so might as well get one now than suffer later

"So what that I'm tied-up, might as well relax and enjoy the butt-fucking."

 

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When did I say that someone can't breath with a mask on?


Who is this man and why do you keep bringing up his dick?

David Icke is well known conspiracy theorist who says many of the same stuff people in this thread are in relation to covid as well as being the origin of many of them.. He also believes lizard people, which makes the fact many of you believe the same thing about covid very funny, that is why I brought him up which was made more funny when someone took the bait of one of my posts and admitted to following them. The joke about dick riding comes from claiming people that joke or call out your bullshit of boot licking all while following crazy shit from people like him or random people on social media lacking any self awareness.

Do you always have to get stuff explained to you? no wonder you are afraid of getting a vax,

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

David Icke is well known conspiracy theorist who says many of the same stuff people in this thread are in relation to covid as well as being the origin of many of them.. He also believes lizard people, which makes the fact many of you believe the same thing about covid very funny, that is why I brought him up which was made more funny when someone took the bait of one of my posts and admitted to following them. The joke about dick riding comes from claiming people that joke or call out your bullshit of boot licking all while following crazy shit from people like him or random people on social media lacking any self awareness.

Do you always have to get stuff explained to you? no wonder you are afraid of getting a vax,

This is some real "Hitler loved dogs, dog lovers are nazis!" logic right here.

 

[teriyakiburns]

David Icke is well known conspiracy theorist who says many of the same stuff people in this thread are in relation to covid as well as being the origin of many of them.. He also believes lizard people, which makes the fact many of you believe the same thing about covid very funny, that is why I brought him up which was made more funny when someone took the bait of one of my posts and admitted to following them. The joke about dick riding comes from claiming people that joke or call out your bullshit of boot licking all while following crazy shit from people like him or random people on social media lacking any self awareness.

Do you always have to get stuff explained to you? no wonder you are afraid of getting a vax,

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This is some real "Hitler loved dogs, dog lovers are nazis!" logic right here.

If you think dogs are batshit crazy conspiracy theories no sane person would believe, all the power to you

 

[Vince McMahon]

David Icke is well known conspiracy theorist who says many of the same stuff people in this thread are in relation to covid as well as being the origin of many of them.. He also believes lizard people, which makes the fact many of you believe the same thing about covid very funny, that is why I brought him up which was made more funny when someone took the bait of one of my posts and admitted to following them. The joke about dick riding comes from claiming people that joke or call out your bullshit of boot licking all while following crazy shit from people like him or random people on social media lacking any self awareness.

Do you always have to get stuff explained to you? no wonder you are afraid of getting a vax,

Ashley, log back to your main account.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

If you think dogs are batshit crazy conspiracy theories no sane person would believe, all the power to you

No one is stopping you from wearing 5 masks, locking yourself in your closet, and drowning in isopropyl alcohol to own the unpanicked.

 

[Vince McMahon]

"Just get a vax goy, we've lobbied zero-accountability laws for our vaccines in countries around the world, wouldn't you want to be a guinea pig for the greater good? I mean, your grieving relatives won't get a chance to sue us but hey, don't you fucking love science?"

You literally have a thalidomide article on Wiki available which shows, what happens when pharma is left unchecked. I guess having to pay the goyim for being born with no limbs still stings 70 years after.

 

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Ashley, log back to your main account.

You alright mate? you seen a bit retarded here, down too much bleach to try and cure your tism?

"Just get a vax goy, we've lobbied zero-accountability laws for our vaccines in countries around the world, wouldn't you want to be a guinea pig for the greater good? I mean, your grieving relatives won't get a chance to sue us but hey, don't you fucking love science?"

You literally have a thalidomide article on Wiki available which shows, what happens when pharma is left unchecked. I guess having to pay the goyim for being born with no limbs still stings 70 years after.

I will take that post as a yes

 

[Just wandering]

I ventured back to somethingawful for the first time in a few years to check out the coronathread. A lot of people casually mentioning they haven't left their house in 8 months, struggle sessions for people who admitted they went to a restaurant last week, cursing antivaxxers, people tearfully spilling their purses about how guilty they feel when they do their biweekly shopping trip (double masked of course), and orgasming over how good the shot feels.

Edit: Haha just went back over and some guys wife got corona and he's shitting all over her in the thread because she started going outside and seeing friends recently for her mental health. The peanut gallery is assisting.
In sickness and in health indeed.

same thing is happening on r/quebec they were a flow of lockdown septic then the doomer complained

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

David Icke is well known conspiracy theorist who says many of the same stuff people in this thread are in relation to covid as well as being the origin of many of them.. He also believes lizard people, which makes the fact many of you believe the same thing about covid very funny, that is why I brought him up which was made more funny when someone took the bait of one of my posts and admitted to following them. The joke about dick riding comes from claiming people that joke or call out your bullshit of boot licking all while following crazy shit from people like him or random people on social media lacking any self awareness.

Do you always have to get stuff explained to you? no wonder you are afraid of getting a vax,

My point was that nobody else here was discussing him or his theories except you who consistently brought him up. Even the other poster who mentioned him 1) did so in response to you and 2) never admitted to "following" them, just posed a question of "how is [known tinfoiler] any less reliable than [lying journalists]?".

Moreso, this throws back to the original "literally who?" pages ago, wherein you - after openly thirsting for more government regulation of our private lives - goes on to call us the bootlickers for sucking up to some powerless conspiracy theorist who nobody even mentioned until you did?
You: "I hope big government makes vax passports a thing"
Me: "You lick boots"
You: "Ackachually, u lick the boots of some literal who"

 

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My point was that nobody else here was discussing him or his theories except you who consistently brought him up. Even the other poster who mentioned him 1) did so in response to you and 2) never admitted to "following" them, just posed a question of "how is [known tinfoiler] any less reliable than [lying journalists]?".

Moreso, this throws back to the original "literally who?" pages ago, wherein you - after openly thirsting for more government regulation of our private lives - goes on to call us the bootlickers for sucking up to some powerless conspiracy theorist who nobody even mentioned until you did?
You: "I hope big government makes vax passports a thing"
Me: "You lick boots"
You: "Ackachually, u lick the boots of some literal who"

If you aren't a conspiracy theorist why are you saying batshit conspiracy theories which other conspiracy theorist also say and believe, were you just pretending to be retarded?

Also this why I want covid passports, because of these reactions, they are so good. Acting like it's nazi germany for just a government covid passport, I get why someone would be against it, may even agree with them on somepoints , but the over the top reactions in this thread are just amazing and I want more of that, and is pretty much the only reason I'm for it.

 

[Blake Chortles]

If you aren't a conspiracy theorist why are you saying batshit conspiracy theories which other conspiracy theorist also say and believe, were you just pretending to be retarded?

Also this why I want covid passports, because of these reactions, they are so good. Acting like it's nazi germany for just a government covid passport, I get why someone would be against it, may even agree with them on somepoints , but the over the top reactions in this thread are just amazing and I want more of that, and is pretty much the only reason I'm for it.

I think you have a severe lack of foresight if you think it stops there.

 

[Vince McMahon]

I think you have a severe lack of foresight if you think it stops there.

I don't think he does, he just has no foresight whatsoever.

 

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I think you have a severe lack of foresight if you think it stops there.

shit your right, they are going to start to check if I have my driver license when I'm driving

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

If you aren't a conspiracy theorist why are you saying batshit conspiracy theories which other conspiracy theorist also say and believe, were you just pretending to be retarded?

Yes, notorious conspiracy theorists like Dr. John Ioannidis, Dr. Geert Vanden Bossche and Dr. Alexander Okhuese

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

If you aren't a conspiracy theorist why are you saying batshit conspiracy theories which other conspiracy theorist also say and believe, were you just pretending to be retarded?

Also this why I want covid passports, because of these reactions, they are so good. Acting like it's nazi germany for just a government covid passport, I get why someone would be against it, may even agree with them on somepoints , but the over the top reactions in this thread are just amazing and I want more of that, and is pretty much the only reason I'm for it.

There are pretty much 2 kinds of vaccine passport supporters. The ones who are closeted authoritarians who would get off on being abusive prison guards. Then you have the folk that are true believers, members of the Branch COVIDians if you will, who demand that all who do not follow the orthodoxy must be broken and shackled. Born out of some deep seated envy at others not being willing cattle and anger at their ability to function normally in society without having a Lysol induced coughing fit from the panicked disinfecting.

Thank you for your service brave cultist. You have brought the boot licking for convenient viewing.

 

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There are pretty much 2 kinds of vaccine passport supporters. The ones who are closeted authoritarians who would get off on being abusive prison guards. Then you have the folk that are true believers, members of the Branch COVIDians if you will, who demand that all who do not follow the orthodoxy must be broken and shackled. Born out of some deep seated envy at others not being willing cattle and anger at their ability to function normally in society without having a Lysol induced coughing fit from the panicked disinfecting.

Thank you for your service brave cultist. You have brought the boot licking for convenient viewing.

10/10 victim complex, fight the power!!!!!!!

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

10/10 victim complex, fight the power!!!!!!!

lol unoriginal
You forgot the "row row"