Corrugated Daffodils
Voted best poster on Kiwi Farms 5 years running.
True & Honest Fan
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- Joined
- Sep 20, 2017
The year is 1999.
Man's first contact with Aliens was anything but peaceful.
Our planet is under siege.
It's up to a crack team of
Oh fuck it's us isn't it...
Right. So it's up to us. The autistic mongoloids who smear our shit up and down this internet wall to defend the earth from the best and brightest the ethereal collective have to offer. Many of us will die along the way. And the Earth will probably be better for it.
Lead by the disembodied voice of some British Faggot. Kiwi-Com will flail spasticly and occasionally kill one or two aliens. Before Dynastia dox's the Ethereal's dogs and cause Mars to blow up in a shower of tard cum and sharp bits of rock. Participation medals will be given out by the surviving nations of the world.
Due to recent funding in Autistic Sciences. We've managed to figure out how to clone dead people but the process can only happen three times. If you die in this three times you're done kiddo. Clones will be put to the back of the recruitment line.
Without further ado, Lets begin:
Right. So it's up to us. The autistic mongoloids who smear our shit up and down this internet wall to defend the earth from the best and brightest the ethereal collective have to offer. Many of us will die along the way. And the Earth will probably be better for it.
Lead by the disembodied voice of some British Faggot. Kiwi-Com will flail spasticly and occasionally kill one or two aliens. Before Dynastia dox's the Ethereal's dogs and cause Mars to blow up in a shower of tard cum and sharp bits of rock. Participation medals will be given out by the surviving nations of the world.
Due to recent funding in Autistic Sciences. We've managed to figure out how to clone dead people but the process can only happen three times. If you die in this three times you're done kiddo. Clones will be put to the back of the recruitment line.
Without further ado, Lets begin:
The Playlist and first video:
The "Whoopsie Daisy" Award for Marksmanship goes to: @r4ndom For getting the first team kill.
The Magenta Appendix goes to: @Namesarehardtocomeupwith For being the first person killed by a teammate.
The "Stormtrooper award of excellence" goes to @Water-T for not hitting a fucking thing.
Lucky Star Medal goes to @Bad Times For hitting an alien in Fog of War.
The "Tempting Fate" Medal goes to @Stay safe For shooting me in the back of the fucking head.
"Best Dressed" Goes to @Ride for showing that our new armour doesn't make us immune to enemy fire.
@Hortator and @Bad Times Both get the "Rasputin award of excellence" for surviving a mission that should of killed everyone.
@Bad Times Gets the "Team Killing Fucktard" Award for killing more Xcom Soldiers than the chrysalids did.
@Van Darkholme gets the "Bug Hunter" Award for killing lots of Lid's
@Van Darkholme also gets the "Heartcore Heavyweight Belt" for breaking my heart with his sacrifice.
"How the fuck even" Award goes to @Hellfire for somehow dying wearing the games best armor against the games weakest attack in one shot.
The Magenta Appendix goes to: @Namesarehardtocomeupwith For being the first person killed by a teammate.
The "Stormtrooper award of excellence" goes to @Water-T for not hitting a fucking thing.
Lucky Star Medal goes to @Bad Times For hitting an alien in Fog of War.
The "Tempting Fate" Medal goes to @Stay safe For shooting me in the back of the fucking head.
"Best Dressed" Goes to @Ride for showing that our new armour doesn't make us immune to enemy fire.
@Hortator and @Bad Times Both get the "Rasputin award of excellence" for surviving a mission that should of killed everyone.
@Bad Times Gets the "Team Killing Fucktard" Award for killing more Xcom Soldiers than the chrysalids did.
@Van Darkholme gets the "Bug Hunter" Award for killing lots of Lid's
@Van Darkholme also gets the "Heartcore Heavyweight Belt" for breaking my heart with his sacrifice.
"How the fuck even" Award goes to @Hellfire for somehow dying wearing the games best armor against the games weakest attack in one shot.
Original Kiwis:
Coleman Francis
Clones:
ShoKew III
Sylvie Paula Paula II
Y2K Baby II
ASoulMan II
Feline Darkmage II
c-no II
A Hot Pizza II
Sargent PoopyFace II
Radical Centrist II
Fox II
Dink Smallwood II
DildoGaggins II
yawning sneasel II
REGENDarySumanai II
tehpope II
Hui II
r4ndom II
trombonista II
Calooby II
BlueSpark II
Ride II
Fuck you jewish cunt III
hood LOLCOW II
Tempest II
LoFaSofa III
Lackadaisy III
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Pikimon II
Yog-Sothoth II
PlasticOwls II
Namesarehardtocomeupwith III
Ido II
Paralethal II
LegoTugboat II
Kilted Gentleman II
Stay Safe III
Cyber Bowling II
m0rnutz II
Tranhuviya II
x.eight.six.systems II
scared sheep II
Cricket II
UnKillFill II
Lou Wrong II
Oh Goy III
drtoboggan III
scorptatious III
Computery Guy III
Fierce Brosnan II
Jewed Hunter II
Gym Leader Elesa III
Van Darkholme II
Coleman Francis
Clones:
ShoKew III
Sylvie Paula Paula II
Y2K Baby II
ASoulMan II
Feline Darkmage II
c-no II
A Hot Pizza II
Sargent PoopyFace II
Radical Centrist II
Fox II
Dink Smallwood II
DildoGaggins II
yawning sneasel II
REGENDarySumanai II
tehpope II
Hui II
r4ndom II
trombonista II
Calooby II
BlueSpark II
Ride II
Fuck you jewish cunt III
hood LOLCOW II
Tempest II
LoFaSofa III
Lackadaisy III
_02
Pikimon II
Yog-Sothoth II
PlasticOwls II
Namesarehardtocomeupwith III
Ido II
Paralethal II
LegoTugboat II
Kilted Gentleman II
Stay Safe III
Cyber Bowling II
m0rnutz II
Tranhuviya II
x.eight.six.systems II
scared sheep II
Cricket II
UnKillFill II
Lou Wrong II
Oh Goy III
drtoboggan III
scorptatious III
Computery Guy III
Fierce Brosnan II
Jewed Hunter II
Gym Leader Elesa III
Van Darkholme II
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