[X-Post] Closure of the CWCki Forum's Private Discussion Board

[TrippinKahlua]

Can someone construct an FAQ of basic information regarding who was real? If you're preferring to keep it a secret for now, then never mind then.

 

[Null]

Cwckiforums or not, Chris will always be OPL until the day he dies. There's nothing you can do about it. Go kill yourself if you're now feeling remorse. These boards are getting more and more SJWish by the day. There are well known alternative to these boards (and some not so known) where cocks are filtered through before they reach these boards because the staff on here are absolute shit.

Anthony, you've finally come to take your place atop the mountain of retards here. Rise, my Lord, rise and conquer.

 

[Marvin]

So he just sent it over unprompted then? Ewww...

I never said a picture existed in the first place. Just sayin, it's kind of naive to think Chris necessarily had to be conned out of a picture like that. After all, he got it in the belief that he could use it to please his lesbian lovers. He'd want to show it off.

So that whole bombshell at this time last year, when we found out that Chris' high school gal-pals never really cared for him and we're just pretending to be his friends out of pity/because Bob/the school made them? That was all fake?

Chris' friends in high school were hanging out with him because of pity/Bob/school. That wasn't fake.

I don't remember all the ways trolls referenced it, because honestly I didn't find them very interesting and I wasn't paying attention. But the basic facts supporting the troll references were correct.

Haven't there been instances of Chris consulting the CWCki himself to jog his memory on his own life? Now he's going to be convinced forever that these girls never cared about him, and if, by some off-chance, they ever tried to reconnect with him he'll never let that happen.

Chris solidly believes what he wants. When he goes to the cwcki, he's going there to find evidence to support his arguments, and ignores anything that doesn't help.

PS: If anyone actually talked Chris into getting his taint piercing and it wasn't his own idea, they should probably be genuinely ashamed of themself.

No, Chris almost killed himself by getting a retarded piercing. That's entirely his idea.

The caginess of certain VIPs and "I can neither confirm nor deny" attitude was always suspicious.

Eh, I want to talk to people on here, but I can't really talk about everything. I usually try to shut up if I can't be entirely honest though.

 

[The Nameless One]

Eh, I want to talk to people on here, but I can't really talk about everything. I usually try to shut up if I can't be entirely honest though.

Didn't mean to imply that there was anything wrong with it, just that it tipped the hand about there being something more going on, and there wasn't any way around that aside from not posting anything at all. Honestly, the aura of mystery did make discussions more interesting, even if the actual content from Chris wasn't that significant.

 

[waffle]

No, Chris almost killed himself by getting a retarded piercing. That's entirely his idea.

Did he get an infection that I just didn't hear about/isn't public or are you just talking about the risk?

 

[timtommy]

Unless I am mistaken, this decision doesn't seem to affect us passive Christorians. The only thing that is being taken down is a forum we don't have access to.

Null is involved in moderating two interlinked forums. He no longer wants to be involved with the VIP forum, so he is jetisoning it. He was very clear about sharing his reasons why, which was an interesting read, but he probably could have done this exact move behind the scenes and none of us plebs would notice.

Unless I understand wrong, the CWCKI and the CWCKI forums will remain, which means most of us are almost entirely unaffected. If I am mistaken in any way about this, hopefully someone will clear it up. If not, hopefully this clears it up for others.

As for people who are surprised Catherine isn't real: A CD he gave her was posted publicly. Does that not make it painfully obvious? The official word was that she dropped it somewhere and it was recovered, but that seemed to me like an explanation only Chris would buy. I mentioned that a couple times, but I didn't know whether it was my place to push it. I have sometimes been surprised by revelations from or about trolls, but this is not one of them.

 

[That's Our Lolcow]

So this is it? The final year of organized trolling? Can Chris now finally live his life true and honestly?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

So this is it? The final year of organized trolling? Can Chris now finally live his life true and honestly?

Not until he writes a "He" next to the XBox Two display in 2019. Or screams at Emmanuel God for not Rapturing him in 2025.

 

[Marvin]

Did he get an infection that I just didn't hear about/isn't public or are you just talking about the risk?

The risk. Because of Chris and the nature of the piercing, Chris wouldn't survive a taint piercing.

Edit: rather, he wouldn't survive it if he tried to keep it in.

 

[pickletickle]

The risk. Because of Chris and the nature of the piercing, Chris wouldn't survive a taint piercing.

Edit: rather, he wouldn't survive it if he tried to keep it in.

wait...are you implying he removed it?

 

[blackie toy]

Edit: rather, he wouldn't survive it if he tried to keep it in.

Well let's be honest, Chris doesn't exactly have much experience in putting or keeping things "in".

 

[Petronella]

The risk. Because of Chris and the nature of the piercing, Chris wouldn't survive a taint piercing.

Edit: rather, he wouldn't survive it if he tried to keep it in.

Not to mention that he was not cleaning it properly. IIRC, he was applying hand sanitizer to the piercing.

 

[king of pickles]

Well let's be honest, Chris doesn't exactly have much experience in putting or keeping things "in".

Well, there was a vibrator and the beads...

 

[pickletickle]

Well, there was a vibrator and the beads...

Why have they not added that 'horrified' rating yet...

 

[nad7155]

I'm not one of the people whose name is redacted in the OP, but I am responsible for some of the pictures of 14 Branchland Court that have been leaked onto the Cwcki. I felt a little bad just driving by his house and snapping a few pictures with my iPod. I can't believe some have devolved to the point where they're looking through Chris' trash. That's obsessive..

It's a slippery slope.

Don't beat yourself up over it.

It's best to just watch.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Why have they not added that 'horrified' rating yet...

Amen!

 

[Marvin]

wait...are you implying he removed it?

I hope he did.

 

[Konstantinos]

So this is how it ends. I mean, its not the end really. The only thing that's ended here today is the secret discussion board. Everything about this revelation just feels melancholic though. That we're going to be shifting away from Chris isn't that surprising of a decision. But it feels like the era of Chris is finally, inexorably, drawing to a close. Chris just doesn't produce worth-while content anymore. Sure, there's stuff like the piercing and his ebay struggles, but that stuff can barely shake a stick at the likes of the various trolling sagas. We've all known that deep down for a long time. Now the fact has been presented before us rather candidly by Null.

As sad as it is to see it all go, I'm all for transmogrifying the forums into the Kiwi Farms. It's for the best.

Obligatory thread music:

 

[Good Soothing Coffee]

I'm actually glad to see Null pulling in on the reins. I felt uncomfortable with the dumpster diving from the start and I mostly ignored the posts about "Catherine" because it was obvious that this was another attempt at a sweetheart saga and it's really just cruel to keep that going. The eBay stuff and Tomgirl saga - the stuff Chris has been doing on his own, has been both positive for him (well, for the most part) and as a bonus, entertaining for me. But entertaining us has never been Chris's purpose in life and I don't feel like Chris needs to be prodded or have his privacy violated for said entertainment.

If the forum did shut down in a few months I think it would serve as a proper close to the years of content that Chris provided us, regardless of the means, and that it's time to let him do his own thing anyway. While I would miss the discussions and speculations about Chris's own adventures, I can't honestly say I would continue on to potential new Lolcow forums, since I am really only here for Chris and his antics, though.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Chris' friends in high school were hanging out with him because of pity/Bob/school. That wasn't fake.

I don't remember all the ways trolls referenced it, because honestly I didn't find them very interesting and I wasn't paying attention. But the basic facts supporting the troll references were correct.

So the information was true, but the people who delivered it to Chris were trolls posing as galpals?
And further on: does it really matter? Releasing (or fabricating) such information and sending it to Chris seems pointlessly cruel.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to attack anyone, I guess I'll just have to wait till january to understand what was going on and what the motivation behind it all was...

As for people who are surprised Catherine isn't real: A CD he gave her was posted publicly. Does that not make it painfully obvious? The official word was that she dropped it somewhere and it was recovered, but that seemed to me like an explanation only Chris would buy.

This.
The thing is, people rewarded content delivered by "this certain user" with a great number of positive ratings even though everyone was aware it was obtained under rather morally questionably circumstances... It's just weird when you see how deep the rabbit hole actually goes...