حلال Xalver Nick - BLANGRY failed furry who hates Null (and Adam Wan)

[Maruukat]

On the other side of the field, Xalver has been trying to recruit people via 8chan. It does not go well.

https://8ch.net/cow/res/125176.html#125198

https://8ch.net/cow/res/125119.html#125352

 

[Adamska]

On the other side of the field, Xalver has been trying to recruit people via 8chan. It does not go well.

https://8ch.net/cow/res/125176.html#125198

https://8ch.net/cow/res/125119.html#125352

Goddamn it this guy is pathetic. No, seriously, the second thread is fucking beautiful in how quickly he gets rejected. And I saw him try to sneak on the board while I was in Spergatory. Dude has attachment issues.

Aside from being a kitsch insult, people probably heavily associate Kiwi Farms with 4chan, which makes jokes out of paedophilia (and remember that episode of South Park where Cartman wanted Kyle to "suck his balls"? ). It's just easy to blame somebody who can shut down a website for perpetuating perceived behaviors.

Wasn't it over @Null calling him out for being an unfunny sperg when he was raging at Adam Wan or something? And he took that literally to mean that @Null supported child diddling, because his diatribes had shit all info on them, were unfunny, and filled with troll-shielding/autism? I don't remember too well to be honest, since me from last year was so nub and the hilarity happened before then.

 

[CatParty]

I don't remember too well to be honest, since me from last year was so nub and the hilarity happened before then.

https://kiwifarms.net/members/xalver.2084/

enjoy his post history

 

[Adamska]

https://kiwifarms.net/members/xalver.2084/

enjoy his post history

No va, it won't go to the history good sir.

 

[CatParty]

No va, it won't go to the history good sir.

or just search his username (my bad)

 

[Adamska]

Not sure how much of this filth has been posted, so let me go through some of the more interesting/stupid posts that Xalver has made:

Spoiler: Furry Sperging Shit

Ghostwaker's dad raped her, onigojirakaiju is a fucking idiot!

change facdn to furaffinity

Xalver; assuming people give much of a shit about a furry website.

The furry thread is getting big, so I think we should have a separate forum in lolcow to discuss infamous people in the fandom, as well as the various deviances involved.

Xalver, wanting an entire subforum on furries. Why? Because.

If

The problem with that is denoting someone as a furry doesn't really help identify what sort of lolcow they are. At least Blue Pill had a set topic that sort-of made sense, which was delusions and promoting shitty lifestyles. What is a furry's theme? How do you conclusively determine if one is a furry?

It's like getting rid of the dewy decimal system in favor of organizing books by color.
they are part if the fandom?

Xalver's autistic and shit response to a very good point Null made.

Cool caterpillow icon, where did you get it

Btw caterpillow was made by furry porn artist miu

No one cares about your furry shit Xalver.

can we get one of Adam Wan?

Him wanting a Gmod character based on that guy he regularly spergs in rage over. Seriously, why he assumed anyone but himself cares is a mystery.

related:

1. Friendly Reminder: Chris is a 30 year old man selling his dead father's possessions and crayon drawings to pay for Legos. Stop getting angry at him.

I was never angry at Chris as he is just a moron.
However, I want to kill Adam Wan just because he is an unregistered sex offender.

Xalver is more annoying with his fixation on Wan than @Connor ever was with Molly IMO. This shit's so sad.

we should also have a caterpillow icon!

Again, no one gives a shit about your neon-colored werebeasts you sick fuck.

can we have subfourms dedicated to furries on lolcow (lets call it furries)

Seriously, no one else cares enough to want a subforum based on furries. Mainly because it's the other behaviors that merit hilarity. Gawd he should've just made the Wan thread, and then tard out when it got closed if he had that big of an axe to grind.

Hi guy's!

I tried to get Adam wan (a rapist) banned, but I couldn't find any TOS violations on the site (which is required to do so).

Can you help me by finding any posts by him that violates Deviantart's TOS?

Edit: I really do hate this guy

Oh wow he did.

Attempting to have zaush (the sex offender) banned from deviantart.

posted links to sites discussing this.

Hope they ban him.

It's real funny to see how Xalver refuses to post evidence or anything on people he hates with a spergy rage. It makes us not give a shit too, which is a nice bonus.

Today I learned how horrible the situation is on Furaffinity, as users are ignorant about the rapist among them… (edit: dragoneer can go to jail for assisting and embeting)

Read this tumblr
http://furryscumbags.tumblr.com

This made me depressed as I am a furry myself, and this issue may cause problems for me.

Also, my parents are mad at me over the fact I want Adam wan (the sex offender) dead. They said I may get arrested in the u.s.a. just because I threatened to kill him (they think the NSA will be my downfall).

I need help...

And here's the nucleus of his autistic rage methinks.

Spoiler: Xalver on Trollshielding

Or at least their own

Seriously, why the fuck do these people want to rape their own brains?

He then gets accused of being a hypocrite due to being a furry, rather reasonable considering that bronies are very much akin to furries, a subspecies if you will.

Usually not due to sanitary propuses.

His response to being called out.

This proves pooh's adventures is nothing but aids

Shitposting on a thread.

The gmod universe is full of valve game crossovers, but shit like poohs adventures and the flintstones meet the jetsons/batman meets scoobydoo is fucking retarted.

"I like this one crossover set, but the others are dumb because I said so. I'm not like them at all "

I read somewhere that baby/diaperfaggotory is a seperate fetish from baby fucking. (Though it's understandable like the all furries are zoophiles thing.)

As for fetishes I hate, here is a list:

Diaper/babyfagottory (espeshaly if the diaper is actually being used)

Nercofagottory (screwing bodies is wrong)

Foot fetishesm (just because the art that comes out of it is terrible)

Scat (fucking gross)

Toonphilia (the people who actually find rule 34 of Classic children's show characters attractive (as well as other things))

The same sped who would later on get into sonee and rosey guro fics and the like. Yap.

this isn't really original, as the [X in cwcville] format has been done before

You cannot call an idea uncreative or shit you sperg. We'll see why in another section...

Spoiler: Xalver is a Dumb Fuck

By xanabit
extremely nsfw

Spoiler

View attachment 5588

Edit: Sorry I forgot to put that note in. btw how do I put it in the spoiler button?

Sadly the image was lost to the aether. It was probably ultra spergy or edgy though. He also proves to be unable to use the spoiler button, proving how he is indeed da troll king.

Who needs sockpuppets on this form anyway?

Xalver later made a sock so he could post on here again.

I was reading about how girls in Britain are brought to places such as the Middle East and Africa to have their genitals cut-up and sealed by parents/relatives/illegal practitioner without fear of reprisal.

One solution I thought up for this issue would be to have mandatory checks on children for genital mutilation/other issues (like sexual abuse) by schools (with carefully approved staff of-course). If something is found, the child may go to foster care along with possible arrest of the parents

I know how there are problems with this idea, with regarding pedophiles…

Tell me what you think and post your own soultions

Xalver not only sperging about kid parts like a creepy person, but offering an idea that no parent or teacher would relish doing. He did this where it wasn't merited too.

Yeah, I understand since there are some things you can't look up without getting porn (ex: Renamon (thankfully kids don't look her up))


You can also type in random letters and digits in search and get images with similar id's. (some of it porn)

Yes. He was dumb enough to quote himself on accident in the same post. It's sad as all hell.

I used to be a fan of Jay Naylor (better days was the first webcomic I read), until I found out he is a lying consevefag.

I found out about him through a photoshopped comic on Know Your Meme that portrayed Fisk (Naylors Fursona) as a pedofork. I even sent it to him on DA, and he said "thanks for sharing that twisted crap with me…"

"I HATE THIS GUY ENTIRELY BECAUSE OF HIS POLITICS! FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE!"

We are talking about the kind of people who like rule 34 of things, such as classic tv shows, and shows published by Viacom, Time-Warner, Disney, as well as FOX shows (ex: shows by Seth mcfarline and Matt groning).

What do you think of these people?

He somehow thinks that people fapping to Bugs Bunny is different to someone fapping to a multicolor fox. Kay.

Spoiler: Xalver's Awful Ideas

I had actually thought about thinking up the most cannon safe excuses for fanfics and art that rape cannon, just as a joke.

For poohs adventures, I think that pooh and (canon)friends are simply doing hallucinogenic drugs, and that the random characters are from the various forms of media that they've seen.
This theory also rapes canon, but it's the most logical excuse for the canon raping cluster-fuck of pooh's adventures.

This idea is about as autistic as the base phenomenon.

What I want to know is what ways can we use her characters (ie: megagi)? However, because she does not participate on fourms, we cannot actually ask her.

What do you think?

That like PaganDeathKnight your ideas are terrible.

Idea:
ytp: poohs adventures of crossover faggotory

Yet another screeching brain fetus that came out too soon from Xalver's damaged mind.

SSB clone idea

We should fill it with nitendo memes/references (such as Cdi memes) and we could also add sonichu in it as well

Another excellently autistic idea.

RAIN SLIVES IN CWCVILLE

Let's see how good (or competent) Christian Weston Chandler is at dealing with someone else's true and (seriously) original creation!

Rain is a sergal btw

(Cwc is competent as he is continent)

He actually came up with something he shit-talked just a bit later... how does this dummy's brain work?!

here is my idea

Spoiler

Cwc spends all his welfare money on creating sonichu(a mutant hedgehog with electrical powers), steals weapons, and goes on a rampage in an attempt to take over green county and charoletsville(and succeeds)!

Megan Schroeder has mutated herself into a skunk (with megagi's coloration) prior to the events, and has fled the greencounty/charoletsville area as her own weapons won't be enough to take on Chris, his PMCs (referred to as true blue), and his Poke/Mobian hybrids(the electric hedgehog Pokemon).

(she was also afraid that if she stayed there too long, she will be captured by Chris Chan and raped)

She is the main protagonist, and she also goes after other internet infamous people (such as: Adam Wan (irl rapist), Alog, Dragoneer (incompetent admin who is covering said rapist), and Jay Naylor (lying conservefag)).

Oh my god this is reminding me of PaganDeathKnight so fucking much right now. Also I love how he had to shove in random furries that most people give no fucks over here.

Spoiler: Xalver is a Sick Fuck

Most of the Looney Tunes rule 34 is actually of Lola Bunny(some new Character), Lunatics Unleashed(one of the many spinoffs), and Tiny Toons(oh god why).

Without Lola, all the rule 34 of the main series would be shock art(which is good), but can't say the same for the spinoffs.

The worst rule 34 offender is Tiny Toons(eye raping cub porn, most of it legit).

your childhood has just been raped (oh god why)

Yep, and looking at weird porn of childhood icons is more acceptable. Keep on shielding and A-logging you failboat.

I do not find it erotic, and by legit I meant the artist intended it for erotic proposes (even if sick fucks like him only like it).

rule 34 is also not a site, it's a subject related to the rules of the internet. (Though I browse Paheal out of non sexual curiosity)

I also have nothing against shock art

"I TOTES DON'T FAP TO HORRIFYING PORN GUYS! FOR REALSIES!"

Spoiler: Xalver on Being a Sperg

Not all asspies hate violence.

But the sane ones hate this shit.

Him using the term "aspie" seriously. This is a red flag to anyone familiar with the likes of sites like WrongPlanet and so on.

I made up all hail ED, and the marge quote is from bart the general(a surreal Simpsons parody).

Xalver is really bad at understanding how to make people give a fuck about what you say.

I'm referring to a surreal parody of The Simpsons as the source of mole-man's face

Xalver really needs to call the "Please Please PLEASE Get a Life Foundation.

Moleman9000's profile pic is a combination of the no country for old men poster, and mole-man from hommer simpson.

edit: I strongly recommend you watch Hommer simpson.

I think my atsimu is getting worse guys, halp.

It's really amazing how so many of his posts are shit really.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

This made me depressed as I am a furry myself, and this issue may cause problems for me.

...aaaand his extremely vocal and autistically insistent hatred of furries now makes perfect sense. "The lady doth protest too much" etc

 

[Adamska]

...aaaand his extremely vocal and autistically insistent hatred of furries now makes perfect sense. "The lady doth protest too much" etc

Oh, he was always pretty upfront about being a furry. He never was though regarding the objects of his sperg rage though. All he'd ever do is just call them shit like conservafag, or sexual predator. Proof? Fuck that shit, I dun need it. It really makes any attempt by him to make people give a shit fail.

 

[CatParty]

https://scratch.mit.edu/users/ell96/

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Ah. I think Xalver had just gotten banned around the time I joined so I didn't see much except a couple of posts where he screeched about how terrible Adam Wan and furries are, so I did not know he was "openly furry".

 

[Null]

Xalver's pissy and is impersonating me on /cow/. lol
http://8ch.net/cow/res/125119.html

 

[OBAMATRON]

I will nut stand for troll pedo rapists. Rape should be concentual. Between too people. Or animals or whatever.

 

[ASU]

Why people call null a pedo?
(Im new)

Imagine you're 15 and you make a post saying you're attracted to 15 year olds. Then someone comes along who can't tell how old you are due to it being online and all they see is someone saying they are attracted to 15 year olds, so they assume pedo. That's not exactly what happened, but it's close enough.

 

[Null]

Imagine you're 15 and you make a post saying you're attracted to 15 year olds. Then someone comes along who can't tell how old you are due to it being online and all they see is someone saying they are attracted to 15 year olds, so they assume pedo. That's not exactly what happened, but it's close enough.

the pedo shit came before anyone started using that as evidence. it's called confirmation bias.

someone made it up. calling someone a pedophile is the easiest form of character assassination possible and the fact this is still being raised all the time is proof. even chris called snyder a pedophile when he was angry. it's the autist's go-to card.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

this might be someone impersonating him, but Xalver's at it again more pathetic than ever.

 

[CatParty]

this might be someone impersonating him, but Xalver's at it again more pathetic than ever.

 

[Strelok]

WW3 could happen and the last of us would be living in the irriadiated, bombed out bunkers remaining, and Xalver would still find a way to shitpost and whine about being banned.

 

[Adamska]

WW3 could happen and the last of us would be living in the irriadiated, bombed out bunkers remaining, and Xalver would still find a way to shitpost and whine about being banned.

I have this mental image of him trying to shitpost on a computer with no power and gibbering at imaginary responses as he slowly dies of radiation poisoning in his bombed shithole of a house now.

 

[GS 281]

He's whining on /cow/ again

http://8ch.net/cow/res/207066.html

 

[José Mourinho]

He's whining on /cow/ again

http://8ch.net/cow/res/207066.html

From the looks of it it's just another user who impersonates as him as usual. Still funny though.