Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - pip pip cheerio cor blimey

Looks neat enough I think I'll go ahead and play the first two. Interface stuff doesn't bother me, I associated Xeno series with autistic combat since Xenogears.
These games are quite long, I'd say you need on average 60 hours each for the main plot at least.

Xenoblade 1 is the better plot, setting, etc just play the remake so it doesn't look like a ugly middle between PS1 and 2. The combat is fine, and some prefer it, but I think it is a little simple. Think of it like a better version of FF12 with less autistic side quest design and no license board kind of shit. I recall the creator specifically saying he liked FF12 conceptually and wanted to tap into its potential with a mostly seamless world, beautiful world set pieces, no random encounters, and non-turn based combat which is exactly what Xenoblade is.

Xenoblade 2 is the more interesting combat system if quite convoluted for most people due to how many systems you can use in tandem, but it has more grind and some very cumbersome systems especially at the start. If their is one suggestion I can give, use food that decreases cooldown timers as that makes the combat flow a lot better.

As a general bit of advice, Xenoblade does not force you at all to build a party like a traditional jrpg. Dedicated healers are very niche and frankly just doing damage to murder everything in front of you quicker is better then using a healer most the time. Xenoblade really loves focusing on being aggressive and doing damage being almost more safe then tank and heal attrition based tactics.
 
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Can't wait.
Just so long as we get a similar ""controversy"" like 2.
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I liked that one gay bara artist who was like "I fixed Pyra." It's like, dude. Why are half-naked muscle men okay when a girl who shows a little skin isn't? The double standard is unreal.

Still, I liked seeing the lineup of guest artists they had in Xenoblade 2. It was nice seeing artists like Asamiya and Kimura doing characters.
 
The playable(?) Nopons look like shit; dropped.

I am only half kidding.
THEY GOT LAZY WITH THE EYES FUCK THEM REEEEEEEE
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Really liked 2 overall but damn it took a while to get fun.
The amount of sheer cringe nonsense was unreal.
Clearly the devs knew what they were doing when they made Tora do cute things in the background while everyone else was either moping about or droning on about some bullshit to move the plot.
 
Can't wait.

I liked that one gay bara artist who was like "I fixed Pyra." It's like, dude. Why are half-naked muscle men okay when a girl who shows a little skin isn't? The double standard is unreal.

Still, I liked seeing the lineup of guest artists they had in Xenoblade 2. It was nice seeing artists like Asamiya and Kimura doing characters.
Link to the fixed pyra?
 
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Charged my Switch for the first time since abandoning my New Horizons island.

Looks really fun, I loved the first two games and I'm super excited to see what the actual fuck has gone on that
Melia
is in this game.
 
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Charged my Switch for the first time since abandoning my New Horizons island.

Looks really fun, I loved the first two games and I'm super excited to see what the actual fuck has gone on that
Melia
is in this game.
Seems like it's going to be a case of both worlds from 1+2 clashing against one another. That's what I took away from the trailer at least.
 
Can't wait.

I liked that one gay bara artist who was like "I fixed Pyra." It's like, dude. Why are half-naked muscle men okay when a girl who shows a little skin isn't? The double standard is unreal.

Still, I liked seeing the lineup of guest artists they had in Xenoblade 2. It was nice seeing artists like Asamiya and Kimura doing characters.
I'm afraid to ask, but let's see it.
 
As a general bit of advice, Xenoblade does not force you at all to build a party like a traditional jrpg. Dedicated healers are very niche and frankly just doing damage to murder everything in front of you quicker is better then using a healer most the time. Xenoblade really loves focusing on being aggressive and doing damage being almost more safe then tank and heal attrition based tactics.
Yeah lot of people played the game wrong with just Reyn,Sharla and Shulk in their party.
They don't synergise well and are pretty passive together.
The tester from ign only used those 3 for example.

If you mix character and change team regularly the game is way more enjoyable.
The remake also allows you to lower your level and being a few levels below the bosses is pretty fun (orange names).
 
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Yeah lot of people played the game wrong with just Reyn,Sharla and Shulk in their party.
They don't synergise well and are pretty passive together.
My main party was Melia/Dunban/Riki once I had them all, swapping out one of the every now and then to mess around with combos.

I will say seeing the new UI with 8 people in the party made me shit myself a little bit.
 
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Yeah lot of people played the game wrong with just Reyn,Sharla and Shulk in their party.
They don't synergise well and are pretty passive together.
The tester from ign only used those 3 for example.

If you mix character and change team regularly the game is way more enjoyable.
The remake also allows you to lower your level and being a few levels below the bosses is pretty fun (orange names).
It is so funny as Shulk/Dunban/Reyn are probably the best party in the game if you want to tryhard min max due to how amazingly they synergize with each other and Dunban isn't far behind Sharla at all in terms of when he joins, Shulk works better controlled but Reyn and Dunban work very well (just don't give AI Reyn maximum charge ever or Dunban his "Thunder" art as I don't think the AI ever uses it right) as AIs. I swear they made that trio so powerful on purpose due to their relationships in the actual story.

Sharla synergizes with basically no one because her kit is fucking garbage and her AI is ass, you can force okay damage out of her but Melia is the better nuker and Sharla's heat cooldown mechanic sucks ass for how meh her kit is. Melia is good, but she just lacks a good party built around her as too many characters are physical in XC1 and her AI is atrocious. Riki can do some cheesy shit and is probably the best support in the game, very fair character not too strong and not too weak outside of really low level cheese like level 1 party super boss challenge nonsense. Seven (for spoilers sake as at least one person ITT has stated they haven't played XC1) is also really good and can more or less be interchanged with Shulk though Shulk is slightly better and easier to use if you control him.

XC1 has an awkward problem where player control vs AI control can sometimes hugely change a party member's viability, Melia's AI for example is pants on head bad, but player control Melia is a very solid character.
 
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Honestly, between XC3, Dead or Alive: Xtreme Volleyball 3 — Scarlet still getting updates and Kirby and The Forgotten Land getting rave reviews, I think this could be a good Spring season for Nintendo Switch owners.
 
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The thing that amazes me is that I played Xenoblade 1 with Sharla since I thought her heals were mandatory rather than use the linking system. Then in Xenoblade X I don't use any healer because I thought it was the same as 1, only to discover that using a healer is far better.
 
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