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Mukhrani
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'He winced. His shaft had grazed her serrated clitoris, emerging from its hood. He was bleeding. Her bedewed labia quivered, hungry for more of his blood. He stared deeply into it, despite his discomfort. He did not glance at her hips. He was not gay.'
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To humor you, I came up with this scenario in the shower on an empty stomach. (It's easier to write out an outlined scenario on the fly than a full-fledged Point A-to-Point-B scene. I'm not that quick; and it still took me like twenty minutes to type this out.)
After felling the gigantic Orc Queen, the two mercenaries who took her down need to take back a trophy, but they're aware she's pregnant and need to make sure the dark Orc magic doesn't cause the baby (or babies) to come out to start the cycle over again. Knowing their quest is almost finished and they can soon return home to their wives, after donning magic armor, they brave the entry into her misshapen vagina. It's an actual trek up to the entrance of the cervix, where it's even more treacherous getting to the womb where it takes effort to break through the mucus plug.
The magic thankfully protects them from the acidic environment, though they know it's only temporary. They consider the thought of letting the amniotic fluid and blood all drain out before proceeding, but since they're running on borrowed time, they have to proceed with some rebreathers and leaving behind heavier equipment (which is at risk of being rusted away). They see the fetuses inside, noticing she has more than one uterus with some having twins or more occupying them. All of them are in various stages of development, and most of them already have their eyes open and are watching them, even squirming as though in attempt to break free. This starts to bother one of the men since he's already a father, though his buddy manages to talk him out of the empathy as regardless of the situation, they're still menacing Orcs and need to be exterminated.
As the sacs are just too thick for their current weapons to penetrate, they decide to just set up explosives in the womb. As they do this, the parent mercenary studies them again and oddly sees human-like appearances on the younger embryos. Feeling something is awry, he convinces his partner to further explore, and they reach the fallopian tubes, which the cilia try to keep them from going forward. Over halfway in, the fluid stops and they can walk up into the ovary, and there they discover the egg follicles.
Except the eggs are more like pods, of which most of them contain sedated human women.
It was known that only the Orc Queens can reproduce with the King, but they did not have the knowledge until coming across that sight that the king's sperm cells has the capability to completely change the constitution of a human being upon contact with the pod sac. Everyone figured Orcs eat humans if not rape the captive women to death since once captured, none ever return. This revelation sickens the men, but they cannot free the women due to the hostile environment and are forced to leave them behind, although the father mercenary tries to pull out one of the pods to carry out only for it to tear open, and the woman's skin starts to bubble. He retreats in distress, and the other man decides taking the discarded pod may help corroborate their story when they report back to base. On the way out, one of the live fetuses lunges as though to attack and snatch them as they pass, though it luckily couldn't break out of the placenta, and they activate the timer on the bombs.
They escape the Queen's body with their lives, but with scarred minds.
The magic thankfully protects them from the acidic environment, though they know it's only temporary. They consider the thought of letting the amniotic fluid and blood all drain out before proceeding, but since they're running on borrowed time, they have to proceed with some rebreathers and leaving behind heavier equipment (which is at risk of being rusted away). They see the fetuses inside, noticing she has more than one uterus with some having twins or more occupying them. All of them are in various stages of development, and most of them already have their eyes open and are watching them, even squirming as though in attempt to break free. This starts to bother one of the men since he's already a father, though his buddy manages to talk him out of the empathy as regardless of the situation, they're still menacing Orcs and need to be exterminated.
As the sacs are just too thick for their current weapons to penetrate, they decide to just set up explosives in the womb. As they do this, the parent mercenary studies them again and oddly sees human-like appearances on the younger embryos. Feeling something is awry, he convinces his partner to further explore, and they reach the fallopian tubes, which the cilia try to keep them from going forward. Over halfway in, the fluid stops and they can walk up into the ovary, and there they discover the egg follicles.
Except the eggs are more like pods, of which most of them contain sedated human women.
It was known that only the Orc Queens can reproduce with the King, but they did not have the knowledge until coming across that sight that the king's sperm cells has the capability to completely change the constitution of a human being upon contact with the pod sac. Everyone figured Orcs eat humans if not rape the captive women to death since once captured, none ever return. This revelation sickens the men, but they cannot free the women due to the hostile environment and are forced to leave them behind, although the father mercenary tries to pull out one of the pods to carry out only for it to tear open, and the woman's skin starts to bubble. He retreats in distress, and the other man decides taking the discarded pod may help corroborate their story when they report back to base. On the way out, one of the live fetuses lunges as though to attack and snatch them as they pass, though it luckily couldn't break out of the placenta, and they activate the timer on the bombs.
They escape the Queen's body with their lives, but with scarred minds.
Is the guy fucking the Spider Woman from Wicked City?
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I was joking. I know YA fans can't understand male friendship and think they're fucking.
I am very retarded for forgetting what thread I was in and the type of sick freaks posting in it. I'm going back to the book club thread and saying there.
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My guy you were being a dick. It's what it came across as.
Mukhrani
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I literally laughed out loud. Lolita as a title and moniker revealed Nabokov's god-tier skill with prose and genius for names. It really is such a perfect title that it entered the English lexicon as its own word. Waldo? Fucking Waldo? Everyone over a certain age will think of a middle-aged dude wearing a scarf hiding in a crowded picture. It's probably one of the ten least sexually charged names in existence.
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>"I really wanted to write about sex."
>goes with a 17-year-old being groomed by her teacher
Dan Schneider fucked Sam Puckett so hard she felt she had to write about her traumas.
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Do we get A.I. to write it or have the authors on the board (like myself, @Mola Ram and @WelperHelper99 and whomever else) to all contribute to it?
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If I have to write feeder porn about a lolcow I don't even follow I demand to be handsomely compensated for it. (My food descriptions are lush, by the way.)
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apparently she didn't get enough attention from her previous book
"where's waldo?"
"In my pussy?"
cums everywhere
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Their stuff is great, but they can and will start taking preorders a decade before their books are ready to ship.
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wait, that's a thread?
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don't join unless you want recommendations from people who would unironically join kiwi farms and talk about books... on an unrelated note I'm about to read the Sword of Truth series for the first time in over a decade so take my opinion with a grain of salt.
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Have you met us?
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I have my own particular brand of pickyness when it comes to reading. I love it, but some things I just can't do. The book club thread tends to recommend things I would never read for pleasure, even though a lot of people find them entertaining. I guess you could say I'm a hipster
For example Dune, Battleship Troopers, and a lot of classic horror/scifi makes me want to gouge my eyes out. I couldn't even finish LOTR because it is too similar to Dickens. I don't really care about the politics and backstory of your made up world, kill shit and learn magic and I am happy, I am probably part of the problem.
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Do I look like a sober robot capable of making sensible decisions to you?
Heck I converted to @Mola Ram's religion just to get extra days off work!
(still not sure what I'm supposed to do with this)
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Waldo is ravenous. Horny. Blunt. Naive. Wise. Impulsive. Lonely. Angry. Hurting. Endlessly wanting. And the thing she wants most of all? Mr. Korgy, her creative writing teacher.
Mr Korgy, with the wife and the kid and the mortgage and the bills, with the dead dreams and the atrophied looks and the growing paunch. She doesn’t know why she wants him. Is it his passion? His life experience? The fact that he knows books and films that she doesn’t? Or are they actually kindred spirits, sharing the same filter with which they each take in the world around them? Or, perhaps, it’s just enough that he sees her when no one else does.
Startlingly perceptive, mordantly funny, and keenly poignant, Half His Age is an incisive study of a yearning seventeen-year-old who disregards all obstacles in her effort to be seen, to be desired and to be loved.
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Given that McCurdy was one of the Dan Schneider victims this is either going to be very poorly described "it helps me cope" DDLG shlock or an exposé on predatory teacher behaviour. It's her debut fiction novel (though I imagine its very... inspired by her real experiences :/) not her debut novel, she previously wrote I'm Glad My Mom Died about her abuse. The names and "growing paunch" make it sound like a comedy though so god forbid this brings another wave of student/teacher nonsense (ala Gothikana)
Tossing in a rec for Notes on a Scandal by Zoe Heller about a female teacher abusing one of her male students. The movie makes one of the relationships this gay unrequited bullshit but everyone in that book is fucking awful. Not romanticised at all.
Old King Koaleamos
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but God forbid we get a single chainmail bikini on a men's sword & sorcery book, eh?