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Wait a minute......anypony else getting some mighty Chip-Chan vibes from this?
Especially if as has been suggested previously, yaniv has actually bugged his house out of paranoia
Yaniv collapses daintily onto a filthy carpet
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Especially if as has been suggested previously, yaniv has actually bugged his house out of paranoia
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She's a good girl, loves her mama
Loves tampons and little girls too
She's a good girl, who's crazy 'bout waxing
Loves lawsuits and her scooty too
And it's a long day livin' in Canada
There's some immigrants runnin' through the town,
And they're some bad girls, cause they don't even wax her
They're some bad girls, not touchin' her balls
Now she's free
Free fallin'
Yeah, she's free
Free fallin'
Loves tampons and little girls too
She's a good girl, who's crazy 'bout waxing
Loves lawsuits and her scooty too
And it's a long day livin' in Canada
There's some immigrants runnin' through the town,
And they're some bad girls, cause they don't even wax her
They're some bad girls, not touchin' her balls
Now she's free
Free fallin'
Yeah, she's free
Free fallin'
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That’s not a fall so much as the “I’m going to pout and throw myself dramatically onto my twin-sized bed because I didn’t get what I want” act every child attempts to guilt their parent.
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Someone needs to dub a Wihelm scream over that.
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Going to play devil's advocate here and put out a possible condition that causes falls like this: cataplexy.
Having had firsthand experience with cataplexy episodes, it almost looks like he's having one. Some people can tell before they happen, lower themselves to the ground slowly. You're essentially falling asleep randomly, so sometimes the body doesn't go completely limp all at once - more of a slow release of each muscle. In some cases you can catch yourself a bit so you aren't just freefalling, like this instinct kicks in and you'll break your fall with your hands or if you're lucky your legs won't give out completely and you can just sit down before you go out. I've seen it happen before where the person will have their phone in their hand and they'll just clench their fist (involuntarily) while they are going out - and will end up holding their phone.
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This is an excellent example video.
Cataplexy affects people with narcolepsy, a condition where your body can essentially go into REM (deep sleep) within minutes. Everyone with cataplexy has narcolepsy, but everyone with narcolepsy doesn't have cataplexy. It's a sub-condition of narcolepsy.
The person I know who has it was asked by their doctor to do a sleep study. Usually they'll be hooked up to some equipment for a night and then the next day they will have "nap" tests, lasting 15 minutes - usually you'll do 6 to 10 of these, one every hour the day after you sleep overnight Anything from sleep apnea to heart problems can be gleamed from the info they gather. You'll have all your limbs hooked up to sensors which can take information on how much you move at night, a sensor that will track the frequency of your breaths as well as oxygen levels, a ton of wonderful crap glued to your head in order to read how fast you reach REM sleep, and much more.
Friend was told they had narcolepsy when it was shown on the tests that they went into REM during each of their naps within 60 seconds of lying down. They swore up and down to me that they couldn't fall asleep for more than half of the naps, said they just spent the time lying in the bed, awake. But all of the naps confirmed that their brain had gone into sleep mode within a minute. So it's not something a person can fake - you either have the results to show for it or you don't.
That being said, there's no info on JY having narcolepsy with cataplexy. If they are sticking with the ataxia story I find it somewhat hard to believe this is a symptom of it. Ataxia reduces motor control, almost makes a person look like they are drunk due to lack of coordination. So while JY might have some episodes where they fall and lose their balance, it's not like this video where he's suddenly lost function of his body. A person with ataxia is still going to be present and aware after they stumble or fall, not out like a light.
Also to note: generally people with cataplexy or any sort of condition where they are fainting are legally obligated to not drive. Not sure about Canada, but in the US it is recommended to wait 6 months from the last time you've fainted before getting behind the wheel. Because if you get in an accident you're liable to be sued for reckless endangerment. Does JY drive a lot, or is Miriam playing chauffeur for him? We could easily call BS on this fainting condition if he is known to drive himself places. I don't know a single person who would get behind the wheel when they could, at any moment, lose all ability to function.
Having had firsthand experience with cataplexy episodes, it almost looks like he's having one. Some people can tell before they happen, lower themselves to the ground slowly. You're essentially falling asleep randomly, so sometimes the body doesn't go completely limp all at once - more of a slow release of each muscle. In some cases you can catch yourself a bit so you aren't just freefalling, like this instinct kicks in and you'll break your fall with your hands or if you're lucky your legs won't give out completely and you can just sit down before you go out. I've seen it happen before where the person will have their phone in their hand and they'll just clench their fist (involuntarily) while they are going out - and will end up holding their phone.
Cataplexy Attack
This is me having a Cataplexy attack while playing badminton with my family and friends. (I have Narcolepsy and everything that goes along with having Narcol...
youtu.be
Cataplexy affects people with narcolepsy, a condition where your body can essentially go into REM (deep sleep) within minutes. Everyone with cataplexy has narcolepsy, but everyone with narcolepsy doesn't have cataplexy. It's a sub-condition of narcolepsy.
The person I know who has it was asked by their doctor to do a sleep study. Usually they'll be hooked up to some equipment for a night and then the next day they will have "nap" tests, lasting 15 minutes - usually you'll do 6 to 10 of these, one every hour the day after you sleep overnight Anything from sleep apnea to heart problems can be gleamed from the info they gather. You'll have all your limbs hooked up to sensors which can take information on how much you move at night, a sensor that will track the frequency of your breaths as well as oxygen levels, a ton of wonderful crap glued to your head in order to read how fast you reach REM sleep, and much more.
Friend was told they had narcolepsy when it was shown on the tests that they went into REM during each of their naps within 60 seconds of lying down. They swore up and down to me that they couldn't fall asleep for more than half of the naps, said they just spent the time lying in the bed, awake. But all of the naps confirmed that their brain had gone into sleep mode within a minute. So it's not something a person can fake - you either have the results to show for it or you don't.
That being said, there's no info on JY having narcolepsy with cataplexy. If they are sticking with the ataxia story I find it somewhat hard to believe this is a symptom of it. Ataxia reduces motor control, almost makes a person look like they are drunk due to lack of coordination. So while JY might have some episodes where they fall and lose their balance, it's not like this video where he's suddenly lost function of his body. A person with ataxia is still going to be present and aware after they stumble or fall, not out like a light.
Also to note: generally people with cataplexy or any sort of condition where they are fainting are legally obligated to not drive. Not sure about Canada, but in the US it is recommended to wait 6 months from the last time you've fainted before getting behind the wheel. Because if you get in an accident you're liable to be sued for reckless endangerment. Does JY drive a lot, or is Miriam playing chauffeur for him? We could easily call BS on this fainting condition if he is known to drive himself places. I don't know a single person who would get behind the wheel when they could, at any moment, lose all ability to function.
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I won’t PL but to me that doesn’t look like cataplexy at all. There’s no sudden moment of weakness and then an attempt to soften the fall, no stumble or awkward movement; it’s just a smooth, controlled, purposeful descent from start to finish, complete with gingerly laying the head just to the side of the chair leg to avoid injury. It’s far too slow to be cataplexy.Going to play devil's advocate here and put out a possible condition that causes falls like this: cataplexy.
Having had firsthand experience with cataplexy episodes, it almost looks like he's having one. Some people can tell before they happen, lower themselves to the ground slowly. You're essentially falling asleep randomly, so sometimes the body doesn't go completely limp all at once - more of a slow release of each muscle. In some cases you can catch yourself a bit so you aren't just freefalling, like this instinct kicks in and you'll break your fall with your hands or if you're lucky your legs won't give out completely and you can just sit down before you go out. I've seen it happen before where the person will have their phone in their hand and they'll just clench their fist (involuntarily) while they are going out - and will end up holding their phone.
This is an excellent example video.Cataplexy Attack
This is me having a Cataplexy attack while playing badminton with my family and friends. (I have Narcolepsy and everything that goes along with having Narcol...
Cataplexy affects people with narcolepsy, a condition where your body can essentially go into REM (deep sleep) within minutes. Everyone with cataplexy has narcolepsy, but everyone with narcolepsy doesn't have cataplexy. It's a sub-condition of narcolepsy.
The person I know who has it was asked by their doctor to do a sleep study. Usually they'll be hooked up to some equipment for a night and then the next day they will have "nap" tests, lasting 15 minutes - usually you'll do 6 to 10 of these, one every hour the day after you sleep overnight Anything from sleep apnea to heart problems can be gleamed from the info they gather. You'll have all your limbs hooked up to sensors which can take information on how much you move at night, a sensor that will track the frequency of your breaths as well as oxygen levels, a ton of wonderful crap glued to your head in order to read how fast you reach REM sleep, and much more.
Friend was told they had narcolepsy when it was shown on the tests that they went into REM during each of their naps within 60 seconds of lying down. They swore up and down to me that they couldn't fall asleep for more than half of the naps, said they just spent the time lying in the bed, awake. But all of the naps confirmed that their brain had gone into sleep mode within a minute. So it's not something a person can fake - you either have the results to show for it or you don't.
That being said, there's no info on JY having narcolepsy with cataplexy. If they are sticking with the ataxia story I find it somewhat hard to believe this is a symptom of it. Ataxia reduces motor control, almost makes a person look like they are drunk due to lack of coordination. So while JY might have some episodes where they fall and lose their balance, it's not like this video where he's suddenly lost function of his body. A person with ataxia is still going to be present and aware after they stumble or fall, not out like a light.
Also to note: generally people with cataplexy or any sort of condition where they are fainting are legally obligated to not drive. Not sure about Canada, but in the US it is recommended to wait 6 months from the last time you've fainted before getting behind the wheel. Because if you get in an accident you're liable to be sued for reckless endangerment. Does JY drive a lot, or is Miriam playing chauffeur for him? We could easily call BS on this fainting condition if he is known to drive himself places. I don't know a single person who would get behind the wheel when they could, at any moment, lose all ability to function.
Also, and I had to zoom in to notice: does he have a handful of tampons? He has a shitty mobile in one hand, and in the other he clutches two long white cylindrical objects. On the way down, he drops one, then quickly scoops it up with his free hand as he also reaches for his phone.
I have a feeling he’s taking the piss with this. But I don’t know how it’s supposed to embarrass anyone but himself.
E: actually one tampon was on the floor when he fell and he had another in his hand. ALSO UNDER HIM, there is a corner of a red thing that he clearly lands on...the corner of it moves even before he’s fully made contact with it, indicating it’s a long or wide flat thing he’s standing on.
Did he seriously lay down a pillow to cushion his pathetic pretend fall?
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Watching it again... I had not noticed the deliberate shift at the last minute to avoid that chair leg. Have to agree with you here. With cataplexy, he'd likely be out by the time he hit the floor. Twitching and moving isn't completely uncommon, but you don't make deliberate adjustments. At least in my experience, you'd be more concerned with reaching the floor before nodding off, there's no time to really assess your surroundings and make any last second moves.
That being said, it's rarer, but there are instances where cataplexy hits a person slowly - maybe taking 5-10 seconds to overcome the body completely. But it would look more like nodding off to sleep than this fall. Most episodes I've encountered also had the person curling forward, like in the video I posted. Just in general the body tends to go forward or back due to how the torso bends on a hinge, moving most of the weight in whichever direction a person is leaning at the time of onset . It's not comfortable but anyone who is actually losing consciousness wouldn't give a damn. They wouldn't feel it til they woke up. It's not entirely natural to fall into your side like he does. I suspect lying on his side was probably more comfortable than falling forward.
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He's not terrified of the haters - he has a longstanding surveillence interest/fetish - going back to the Google Glass and "lifelogger", a product he shilled for in the past that was essentially a wearable hidden camera. We can also see it with his Ring camera and the fact that he apparently has a camera pointed out of his balcony window. This is no doubt all intertwined with his fascinating of invading women's privacy in general.
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But only when he’s the one in control, that is. Knowing that WGKitty and others are observing him and he doesn’t even know who they are is surely driving him starkers. With Yaniv, everything is about control. Controlling women with the law and forcing them to touch his genitals against their will; controlling others by forcing them to say he’s a woman when everyone can see he isn’t; controlling little girls who can’t stop their periods from coming and are “afraid and confused” at the very moment it happens (likely why he has a hardon for menarche...after your first couple periods you’ve got it down and it’s not surprising or worrisome anymore), by being the helpful teacher and taking control of their bodies to “teach” them about what’s happening; controlling attention by forcing people to look at him for good or for bad, controlling surroundings through surveillance, controlling narratives, controlling everything.
He has no agency over anyone in his life except his batty mother, whom he also controls with guilt and abuse. He is a pathetic, cowardly little man who tries to borrow power by controlling others through various means so that he doesn’t feel worthless and powerless in his (largely worthless and powerless) life.
And we laugh at him for it.
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Until late this spring, Yaniv was driving Miriam's car around town and over the border to shop in Washington state. Now, Miriam does the driving.
It appeared that he lost his driving privileges when he began complaining of seizures to ER doctors, who are required by law to report that to drivers' licensing authorities. If doctors later decide a seizure disorder is controlled and a long enough time elapses without another seizure, driving privileges are restored.
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So, maybe it's Feldenkrais? That's a stre
Director: Cut! Jonathon, that was great but I want to get one more in the can. It's the last scene so, this time, let's try "realistic". No grabbing the phone and can you possibly twitch a bit? Yeah.
Jonathon: ok so, where do you want me to fall because I hit my head a little bit last time and that's not in my contract.
Director: We want them to believe, believe in you, "Jessica". Those bastards say you're not sick. But because "someone" installed a camera, which you don't know aboot, this is when "Jessica" will unintentionally provide proof that she is sick.
Jonathon: But I hit my head.
Miriam: You. Go AWAY. GO AWAY. You hurt his head. I will call police.
Director: OKAAAY. Let's deal with it in post. That's a wrap!
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Unrealistic depiction of Jonathan actually having some sort of job.
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This isn't a game of horseshoes.
After Johnny boy falls to the floor, supposedly unconscious, he reaches out to clutch his phone. That is faking, not cataplexy.
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Biggest attention whore I have ever seen in my life.
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If we didn’t know he wore wigs, there’d be a serious whiff of Ed Gein off this.
And the camera set up absolutely reeks of his desperation to have little girls in his lair in order to film them
And the camera set up absolutely reeks of his desperation to have little girls in his lair in order to film them
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Imagine cosplaying as a girl every single day of your life just so you could better become an attention whore.
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He's an attention whore who also gets off on being a woman an shoving tampons up his ass and/or pee hole.
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The irony of the spy being spied upon. I'm loving him hating it.
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