You ever stop and wonder what you would do if you found your name on the farms?

[Random Internet Person]

Or if you found out you had your own KF thread?

 

[MothMumm]

Id be more disappointed because my life is so boring that it would be a waist of time.

 

[Full Race Replay]

I'd read a few posts to see what the problem is and see if i can better myself, but otherwise i wouldn't be concerned about it too much. Not like sending a perjury dmca would solve anything. Not worth worrying over what you can't change.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

I don't know. Sell shirts?

I could have been a cow twenty years ago, but I grew out of certain things. Productive autists aren't very interesting outside of their line of work.

 

[Yinci]

Or if you found out you had your own KF thread?

It's gonna happen someday. I'm just trying not to spend too much time on this site. Looking around if any of us got mentioned it would be a barley lolcow worthy thread with a little attention. I hope a bunch of perverts creep on me.

Do it and see what happens. I triple dog dare you.

We would worship you as a shaman of intellect.

Fly to the Ukraine and join one of those anti-Russia neo-Nazi militias

Or one of those pro-Russia neo-Nazi militias

And no not so I could get skills and money to go after Null. It wouldn't be his fault I was a cow. But if I'm huddling in a trench for weeks on end hoping the next mortar round doesnt come down on my head I'm not going to have time to care about autists 6000 miles away talking shit on me. And when I'm not in the trench I'll be drinking (more) homemade vodka getting swastika tattoos and playing STD roulette with the east Euro hooker girls

We should go to the Ukraine and inject people with rabies and plant razor blades instead of finger nails.

 

[Jew-ish]

Immediately dox myself so you dang dirty trolls dont get the satisfaction, become an hero.

 

[The Big Vivs]

Frankly, I'd like one. The humiliation turns me on.

 

[Jebu Nagazi]

I would RAISE my ARMS in pure JOY & scream... - YEAH FINALLY SOME QUALITY CONTENT <3

 

[Tookie]

i become lolcow
the warm bath soothes my skin as
my veins release me

 

[Balthier]

Probably think "I deserve this" because of all the shit talking I've done about other people on this site. Then engage with the thread and answer questions to make myself likeable/relatable so that people would feel bad for shitting on me too hard. Then probably delete this post so no one there finds it.
Just according to keikaku.

 

[skxllfxcker]

Probably agree with it, I am aware that I would deserve that, although I'd probably cry.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I'd hop on a YouTube live discussing it letting everyone know how I'm totally not bothered by it.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Add the link to my Twitter bio

 

[Hellspawn]

Do every single thing on this thread yet fail spectacularly cuz I'm such a natural at being a lolcow.

Hm, might be a good idea to consult Byuu on how to fake death.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Get my CIA daddy to Ddos the site.

 

[Sailor]

Ham it up, Deagle Nation style

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Report the site and sperg about it on twitter.
Join KF anonymously and laugh at myself.
Fake suicide.
Laugh at myself on KF.

 

[Kiwi Boer]

Think "Yay, I finally did something of note!"

 

[GratsTheat783]

I'd politely request the owner of this forum to take it off the Internet. I'm sure he would listen to me.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

I just used my legal name as my username to get it over with ahead of time.

Why were you named Napoleon Bonerfart? Poor guy.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Post pretending not to be me and a-log myself.