You have five minutes before you are killed by lethal injection.

[The Pink Panther]

Talk about the Jooooz and how they are everything wrong with this world.

 

[Monolith]

Recite the Bee Movie script until 4:58, then shout "The cure for COVID is..."

 

[LMFAOForgotPw]

“Vote for joe biden.” I would clap between every word to really sell it.

 

[Not a local]

Recite the meme speech from mgs.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

"So long, suckers!"

 

[Jason Wynn]

I'm Henry the eighth I am!
Henry the eighth I am I am!
I got married to the window next door
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an Henry (Henry)
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry
Henry the eighth I am

Second verse same as the first!

 

[Observerer]

I would ask the president to pardon me by explaining that @EcoLibertarian is the head lf a secret pedo ring and by pardoning me I can provide evidence that he is a disgusting deviant who deserves the needle more than me...

Or I would explain the jokes in old vine videos much to the dismay of all the viewers.