You know you spend too much time on the Farms when..

[The Captain]

Title says it all.. what sort of habits, online or not, have you developed from wasting your time here?

Me? I want to respond with "Mad on the Internet", "Optimistic", etc. when I get shit teams on online multiplayer games.

Logs into Dota 2, gets match -> Teammate: "Cyka blyat" and/or "Br?" -> Me: ""

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

When you start calling people exceptional individuals in real life and start saying tard cum unironically in non-lolcow context.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

When you forget that some people really do think troons are stunning and brave.

 

[Crippled_Retard]

When you spend any amount of time at all on it.

 

[The Great Citracett]

"Sperg," "troon," and "autist" are now a part of my offline vocabulary. Can't say that's a terrible thing though.

 

[eldri]

At first, I was concerned about the future.
Now, I just laugh hysterically as the world burns to the ground.

 

[Thomas Paine]

I actually click through all the threads in the New Threads sidebar

 

[JambledUpWords]

You start talking to your friends about lolcows like Amberlynn and expect them to know your fascination.

 

[LD 3187]

I use autism as a go to friendly insult now.

Could be worse tho, i could pay 1000 for a tard's ring and then affirm his personal delusions about being part fictional rodent, think of myself as superior to the whole population of other countries and visit the site and occupy a staff position while simultaneously being against the concept of lolcows and having threads on them.

 

[The Crow]

when you can't help but chuckle a bit whenever you see the word, exceptional, being used irl.

 

[JambledUpWords]

You want to give ratings to what people say in real life like on the farms. Also extends to other places such as Reddit.

 

[The Captain]

I use autism as a go to friendly insult now.

Could be worse tho, i could pay 1000 for a tard's ring and then affirm his personal delusions about being part fictional rodent, think of myself as superior to the whole population of other countries and visit the site and occupy a staff position while simultaneously being against the concept of lolcows and having threads on them.

*$200

 

[Dragon Face]

When a lolcow appears in your last night's dream... More than once.

 

[Loxiozzz]

When you have to stop yourself from calling the last person who pissed you off a faggot to his face

 

[Guts Gets Some]

When you're up in the middle of the night hating yourself and unable to sleep even though you need to, and you go "I'll sign on there. That's what I need now."

 

[Al Gulud]

When you realize that the general population thinks we are a group dedicated to bullying mentally deficient people


It's kinda tru tho

 

[A Hot Potato]

You're alone about to kill yourself, because you are a Kiwi Farms user and therefore should kill yourself.

 

[Snuckening]

You want to give ratings to what people say in real life like on the farms. Also extends to other places such as Reddit.

Literally every forum, comment section, etc needs "", "", ":autism:"and "'" (why no smiley for "

"? Cut/paste is doing weird shit to my spacing) ratings. I find myself instinctively looking for those buttons whenever I go to reply to someone's comment, what every site I'm on (and I haven't even been on the Farms that long, tbh. Shit is addictive). Also :islamic:. Gotta love :islamic:.

I have no idea how I got by so long without them.

Also, completely re-enforced all my stereotypes about furrys, weebs, people with anime avatars, etc.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

When you start associating real people with the users that have them as avatars.
i.e Tucker Carlson for @Testaclese Maximus, Morrissey for @CWCissey, or Stephen Fry for @Oscar Wildean.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Very true about the ratings. When you find yourself finding something out and you think to yourself, "informative" or "thunkful."