Your first kiss

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One of the worst memories of my life. I was 15 and he was 16, and I think we were wrestling around or something and I landed on top of him. He said "come on, kiss me" and so I puckered up like I saw in 80s movies and TV shows, next thing you know: full on throat rape with his tongue. It was so disgusting that I think when I pulled back I must have had a totally disgusted look on my face because he was all like "what?" It was just the precursor to a super shitty abusive relationship that ended with the school going on lockdown.
 
I was in my late teens. He pulled me into this awkward-as-fuck kiss that I didn't see coming. Then he told me that he loved me and that I was a bad kisser. It was pretty bad. A couple of people I knew had to convince me to talk to him again after that. I guess they were on to something because we've been together for about five years now.
 
Fashhole said:
I was in my late teens. He pulled me into this awkward-as-fuck kiss that I didn't see coming. Then he told me that he loved me and that I was a bad kisser. It was pretty bad. A couple of people I knew had to convince me to talk to him again after that. I guess they were on to something because we've been together for about five years now.
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He said he loved you *and* you were a bad kisser in the same sentence?

Guy doesn't sound too bright to me...
 
Long, drawn out, lots of tongue, overall disappointing. She pretty much slobbered all over my lips. I think we spent damn near the entire day trying to make her a better kisser. Still assaulted my mouth at the end of the day, but at least it was controlled. A whole day of just moaning, inappropriate grabbing, and wrestling with tongues.

Wouldn't change a thing about how that went down.
 
The Hunter said:
Long, drawn out, lots of tongue, overall disappointing. She pretty much slobbered all over my lips. I think we spent damn near the entire day trying to make her a better kisser. Still assaulted my mouth at the end of the day, but at least it was controlled. A whole day of just moaning, inappropriate grabbing, and wrestling with tongues.

Wouldn't change a thing about how that went down.
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Now *this* is a story where we need some context.
 
It was on the bus while I was in middle school. It lasted about five seconds.

But the strep throat lasted a week.
 

I was at this game when I was 13. Dante Hall rips off a punt return that would turn out to be the game-winning touchdown and some drunk 30-year old woman kisses me. It was fucking crazy.
 
It's funny, I don't remember kissing the guy i lost my v card to. I'm sure i did, as he was also the first guy i made out with. But i didn't really like him that much, he was a means to an end. My real first kiss was on a date at the zoo with my teenage first love, later. It was terrible. I truly dug the boy, and was a precocious horn dog, and was trying to toungue kiss him while he had his teeth clamped shut. He was always a slower mover than me. We stayed together for 2 years. And he was the first kiss in my mind.
 
I was 14 (I think) she was 16. It was awkward and I'd rather not think about it again. I haven't seen her in 14 years. Thanks Kiwis for making me remember.:heart-empty:
 
You know what's more awkward? being someone else's first kiss.
 
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exball said:
You can't just leave it like that. Gimme some sauce.
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Well my cousin went to the same school as me and knew my boyfriend at the time. After I broke up with my boyfriend, I told my cousin some of the shit that he had done to me. Then when my ex started bragging about some of the stuff he did to me to my cousin, my cousin kicked his ass. My ex then threatened to bring a gun to school or shoot us or something and someone overheard him and reported it. So the school went on lockdown and the police raided and searched his house for 3 hours. Then he raped my best friend 3 days later. Last I heard he had a kid with someone else I went to school with and she had to call the cops on him all the time because of the abuse. Honestly he's probably in jail now. I sure knew how to pick em, eh?
 
Frank Rizzo said:
He said he loved you *and* you were a bad kisser in the same sentence?

Guy doesn't sound too bright to me...
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Yeah... this was not one of his proud moments. I used to give him such shit for it; it was pretty dumb of him haha. The look on his face when I shut him down with "no, you don't love me" was priceless though, so there's that.
 
Fashhole said:
Yeah... this was not one of his proud moments. I used to give him such shit for it; it was pretty dumb of him haha. The look on his face when I shut him down with "no, you don't love me" was priceless though, so there's that.
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My friend did something similar to this once at a club. He met this girl there and, after dancing with her for awhile, they began to make out with each other. When they finished making out, his first words were "...You know, you're really fucking hot and all, but you SUCK at kissing!" (He later blamed this little nugget on him being very drunk).
 
I was 16 and had my first boyfriend. I knew he liked me and I was intentionally flirting with him because I could see myself dating him and wanted to both encourage him and make it happen on my end, and then one day he asked me out and I said yes, even though I didn't like him then, because I totally thought I could, so I called him my boyfriend even before like, going on any dates with him, because I'm socially awkward and still really don't know how relationships happen. Anyway so we did have a first date and watched like three movies and at the end he asked if I wanted to kiss and it was pretty damn sweet. First tongue kiss, same guy a few weeks later.
 
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