Your KF username - You're stuck with it

[Drinkerbelle]

Because I thought it was funny. Even funnier because I don't drink.

 

[Spunt]

An online writeup of someone's D&D campaign somewhere I don't remember featured a character called "Spunt" and I liked the sound of it. It's fun to say.

You should try saying it too.

Spunt.

 

[Yop Yop]

An old Korean man once yelled it at me repeatedly after he caught me stealing the shitty hemp he grew in the garden. It empowered me to tell the truth.

 

[AF 802]

Just some dumb shitpost name involving a certain French philosopher.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

It's actually my real name.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

I'm still bitter. Those awards were fixed.

 

[Skitty Pryde]

I wanted to use a skitty icon and this stupid joke came to mind. Then I realized it’s probably been made all over the internet already, so if someone googles it then ¯\(ツ)/¯ enjoy sifting through all those Pokémon memes first

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

its a famous videogame

 

[UnicornPiss]

I’m an autistic fuck and I still love unicorns. The “piss” comes from this obviously being Kiwi Farms and I have to be an edgy faggot.

 

[Rotollo]

originally shatpost with a frank west avatar and thus the actor's last name as inspiration, also love the letter R

 

[Overcast]

I played Spore when it originally came out (yeah yeah I know) and named one of my critters a "scorpatious". Tried to make it all scientific sounding.

Then I decided to use that as my Youtube username but misspelled it into scorptatious.

Since then, the name has stuck.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

It was literally the first thing that came to mind when I signed up.

Also swords are cool.

 

[HeyYou]

The Wall's my favorite album and movie, and Hey You is probably the best username sounding song on the album. Luckily for me, a few weeks after signing up the genius behind the Wall, Roger Waters, went full autismo and supported Maduro.

At least Gilmour's still cool.

 

[Shitassdeaddude]

I love Souls games even though I suck shit at them.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

I had a bunch of empty Vanilla Coke Zero cans in my neckbeard nest when KF asked me for a username. Vanilla Cokehead was too obvious and I was only drinking that shit in the first place because Diet Vanilla Pepsi isn't available here. Would have come up with something wittier but tbh I didn't expect to spend this much time on a forum for laughing at speds

Edit: Goddamn it got wordfiltered, think I'll leave it though, it's perfect

 

[wow magic]

I couldn't think of a username.

 

[Gorosaurus]

I'm a kaiju sperg and am constantly berated by 60 niggers.

 

[Kojiro Brushard]

Just an old weeb that happens to be the only Kojiro Brushard on the nets.

 

[️ronic]

It's my dog's father in law's name.

 

[yeahweknow]

i love dinosaur jr

Spoiler: more songs

thanks op, now im listening to music in the dead of night with all these feels