Your KF username - You're stuck with it

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An online writeup of someone's D&D campaign somewhere I don't remember featured a character called "Spunt" and I liked the sound of it. It's fun to say.

You should try saying it too.

Spunt.
 
An old Korean man once yelled it at me repeatedly after he caught me stealing the shitty hemp he grew in the garden. It empowered me to tell the truth.
 
I wanted to use a skitty icon and this stupid joke came to mind. Then I realized it’s probably been made all over the internet already, so if someone googles it then ¯\(ツ)/¯ enjoy sifting through all those Pokémon memes first
 
I’m an autistic fuck and I still love unicorns. The “piss” comes from this obviously being Kiwi Farms and I have to be an edgy faggot.
 
originally shatpost with a frank west avatar and thus the actor's last name as inspiration, also love the letter R
 
I played Spore when it originally came out (yeah yeah I know) and named one of my critters a "scorpatious". Tried to make it all scientific sounding.

Then I decided to use that as my Youtube username but misspelled it into scorptatious.

Since then, the name has stuck.
 
The Wall's my favorite album and movie, and Hey You is probably the best username sounding song on the album. Luckily for me, a few weeks after signing up the genius behind the Wall, Roger Waters, went full autismo and supported Maduro.

At least Gilmour's still cool.
 
I had a bunch of empty Vanilla Coke Zero cans in my neckbeard nest when KF asked me for a username. Vanilla Cokehead was too obvious and I was only drinking that shit in the first place because Diet Vanilla Pepsi isn't available here. Would have come up with something wittier but tbh I didn't expect to spend this much time on a forum for laughing at speds

Edit: Goddamn it got wordfiltered, think I'll leave it though, it's perfect
 
I'm a kaiju sperg and am constantly berated by 60 niggers.
 
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