Your KF username - You're stuck with it

[Dilligaff]

I wanted a name I don't use anywhere else, as instructed. Also I am not creative.

Unfortunately, Tommy Tooter seems to take my name in vain a lot. (Does It Look Like I Give a Flying Fuck).

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Every lolcow is essentially a psycho and a nerd.

 

[Volvo240]

 

[rabbitgay]

was the tumblr username of an ugly pseudo-tranny i was once forced to tolerate. in retrospect he reminds me a lot of jake alley

ugly fake trannies and kiwi farms just kinda go together

 

[Propane Daddy]

I was raised in a conservative American background and King of the Hill resonates with me on a deep autistic emotional level.

 

[Canned Bread]

Had a hard time thinking up of a odd username I don't user anywhere else, so I just took something from Spongebob.

 

[drain]

 

[Heckler1]

I am here to heckle. That is all.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Because I am a TRUE and HONEST bigfoot

 

[Dolce & Gabbana]

Like a lot of people I went for something that wasn't tied to anything else and I thought the idea of somebody trying to look this up and finding a lot of fashion info was funny

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

I got sucker punched in the solar plexus that day while sparring. I didn't want to do " WHEEEEEEEZE " because I knew I would forget how many e's were in the name.

Plus when my old pfp was Patrick with his head stuck in a trumpet, that was pretty much the face I made while the wind was knocked out of me

 

[admiral]

When I joined there weren't a lot of members so a lot of basic one-word usernames were available. I was searching around for something that sounded good and was unrelated to any other online identities, when an advert for Admiral insurance played on the telly.
It's simple, has a nice ring to it and is also a common enough word that it would be pointless to search for on google if someone were to try to dox me (I hope they wouldn't though- I'm really boring). If I had to change it, I would give it a capital letter.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

I wanted a username that I didn't use anywhere else and ended up looking through my collection of favorite films for inspiration. In the end, I went with Juzo Itami's A Taxing Woman since I figured not many people had heard of it and I like the fact that the main character is a tax investigator (as it's a profession that is not usually portrayed on film).

 

[LilCrimeStatistics]

This lovely name was inspired by FBI Table 43.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

One can start a fire, and put another on ice.

 

[Looney Troons]

....

I mean, just look at it.

 

[CHEEEEEN]

I took the "don't use usernames you've used anywhere else or anything that can trace you" quite seriously and remembered this old Touhou joke of yelling Chen's name. If you look it up, you will find Touhou shitposts.

 

[Lensherr]

Magneto is my favorite comic-book villain, so I used the surname of one of his aliases, which is Erik Lehnsherr. Unfortunately, I didn't realize I spelled it wrong until I just typed that.

 

[Jmz_33]

It’s a play on the world James
Jay-mz = JMZ = James

I chose James because a kid at school called me James for some reason and I never corrected him on it.

 

[January Cyst]

The result of a mumbled captains log date by OPL.