Your Last Meal

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Actually, that's one of the justifications. Apparently, a death row inmate ordered practically everything on the menu and then refused it.

My thoughts are this: like it or not, the death penalty us going to remain in use in the US for the time being. If we can afford millions of dollars on drones, wiretaps, welfare, shutting down the government, and bailouts, then surely select state governments can spend a few dozen dollars per condemned prisoner to make ther last day on earth just slighty less shitty. Like I've said in other threads, I'm actually pretty neutral when it comes to my opinion on the death penalty but I think that some traditions are there for a reason--the right to a last meal being among them.
 
When an inmate is on the death row and about to be executed, he's generally given the right to choose for his last meal.
Imagine you are to be executed tomorrow, and given the option to choose what you'll have for your last meal.
What would that be?

Kiwis, share what you'd have for your last meal.
 
Scrapple, a bowl of stew, chocolate chip cookie dough and cookies and cream ice cream, and two beers.
 
Fried chicken, pizza, an assault rifle, steak, a box of ammo, bacon, dynamite, eggs, pork sausage, deer sausage, chocolate ice cream, and a 20 pack of michelobe ultra.
 
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Testaclese Maximus said:
Fried chicken, pizza, an assault rifle, steak, a box of ammo, bacon, dynamite, eggs, chocolate ice cream, and a 20 pack of michelobe ultra.
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That's for you or are you gonna feed the guards with that?
 
My favorites are a short list and I could pick any of them depending on mood, but this may sound morbid. I would not want a special last meal. I'd take what ever the normal prison slop is that day.

Also since someone has to do it

All you can eat buffet so I never stop and never die, just get fat

I've never had pressed duck and it sounds like a dream for me being a huge fan of duck. So let's just pick that if we have to choose.
 
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A mammoth meat steak, a cheeseburger made from 100% unicorn, an eight piece fried chicken made from a dodo and a diet coke.
 
The world’s rarest truffle. Then, while they’re busy searching for it, i’ll tunnel my way to freedom.
 
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