Your personal nightmare pizza

[Slav Power]

What would be your personal nightmare pizza, with all the toppings that you hate to the very end?

I'd say mine would be with onions, olives, and tuna.

 

[Caesare]

I pretty much like everything that they have to offer in the way of pizza toppings, so I'll pick a made up topping: cucumbers. Everybody knows you can't put cucumbers on pizza.

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[WarJams]

Basically any seafood pizza.

Don't get me wrong, I love seafood, but your average pizza slinger isn't a seafood resteraunt. They just don't move enough volume to ensure you get fresh seafood, so you can be assured that any toppings like shrimp that you get on a pizza have been sitting on the topmost shelf at the back of the deep freezer for longer than you would be comfortable knowing.

 

[snailslime]

onions, garlic cloves, no cheese, extra tomato sauce, steamed broccoli, marinated cabbage, and salad dressing.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

I've had poutine pizza and it's the worst I've ever had.

 

[edboy]

Anything sweet is gross. No fucking joke, I've been to a pizza shop that put m&m's on the pizza. That is just horrid.

 

[The Last Stand]

Frozen cheese pizza overcooked and dry.

 

[byuu]

Ham and Pineapple.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I would not want to eat a cum pizza.

 

[Actual Transphobe]

Vegan pizza...

 

[LazyLizard]

had the worst pizza of my life a couple of years ago, i ordered a normal ham/shrimp pizza yet when i came and got it first off it was like 2cm thick with just fat, cheese and oil. it was absolutely disgusting but it also didn't have any shrimp on it and only like 4 small pieces of ham thrown out here and there, it was god awful and i couldn't even eat it. wish i had taken a pic.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Bacon/ham everywhere. Digusting shit. Hate it.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

Gorgonzola and blue cheese pizza. That shit was just disgusting. Also I gave the short lived chocolate and marshmallow pizza a serious side eye.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

1. Any pizza with white sauce. This goes triple if it's some white trash pizza with mayo instead of white sauce.
2. Any pizza with barbecue sauce on it
3. Any pizza with chicken breast. Either use chicken thigh or just don't bother. Breast meat makes the pizza dry as fuck.

"Gluten free vegan" pizza sounds like an utter shitshow but I'm not even going to call that pizza to not give it the satisfaction.

 

[Damn Near]

Frozen cheese pizza overcooked and dry.

on the contrary, overcooking most frozen pizzas actually improves their taste. Of course, I'm talking about the concept of a pizza being "well done", browning the cheese nicely etc.

 

[Buxinator]

The worst pizza I had was prepared by someone who had no clue about pizza. The dough and the sauce where ok, because they were from the grocery store but the topping was awful. Seafood, onion, tuna, salami, ham, pineapple, olives, capers and shrimps together with greesy cheese. I lost my appetite after seeing that... that thing!

 

[Ghost of Wesley Willis]

Mayonnaise and peas.

 

[la mort]

Anchovies and capers

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Feta cheese.

 

[I Love Beef]

My nightmare?

A pizza:

That composes itself mostly of the bread to fill you up, with barely any sauce, and uses cheese to attempt to make up for its lack of taste. It is a shitty dry and messy abomination with a greasy butter crusted bottom and is so heavy and mind numbingly overwhelming to eat that you feel sick eating it.

Pizza Hut and Dominos aren't even that bad these days. There are pizzas this shitty out there.