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Nah, Robbie's a free slutty woman with Bitchchus lined up for blocks. Mimi's just his Monday afternoon.
iirc from the Jackie e-mails, Robbie had another girlfriend named, of all fucking things, Vulva.
Well, I gave Chris a deadline. My commissions need to be done by next wednesday or I'll open a case.
Oh.... looks like he might not need a deadline after all. He just sent me a message through ebay. He's doing pretty good work!
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"Please and Thank you."
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Heh, you wanted a comic, you'll get globes of dialog covering everything, just like in the original Sonichu!
Heh, you wanted a comic, you'll get globes of dialog covering everything, just like in the original Sonichu!
I'm alright with that. The closer it is to the original Sonichu, the happier I will be.
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Oh.... looks like he might not need a deadline after all. He just sent me a message through ebay. He's doing pretty good work!
Do give him a deadline anyway. Just because he's finally giving you the correct product, doesn't mean it won't come in five weeks.
Be friendly, but you should probably give him a hard deadline.
Do give him a deadline anyway. Just because he's finally giving you the correct product, doesn't mean it won't come in five weeks.
Be friendly, but you should probably give him a hard deadline.
Already done. I told him to be done by next wednesday.
Ok, here's two things that just crossed my mind:
1) Did you specifically describe 'Mimi' to have tan-colored boobs? Also could you give us the description you gave him, just to understand how close he got to it?
2) Dude. Chris drew his tranny-self with a Bruce Campbell-style Manjaw... Not even in his little fantasyworld does he get to look any bit feminine...
I sent him this image and asked him if it was alright. It's just a recolored base from deviantart, nothing special.
Maybe I should have been more creative with my OC. A skeletal rosechu would have been neat.
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"Please and Thank you."
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"Oh hey prospective customer, that image you sent totally sexually aroused me, please pay me!" Chris needs a small sort of 'That's our Chris!' jingle for stuff like this that only he would pull off.
I refer to Christine as she/her to annoy you.
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The wall-eyed Sonic is my favorite so far, I think.
That message he sent after seeing the picture of your OC though... *shudder*
Why you no speak Italian, Steve?
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" REALLY TURNS ME ON! Please pay me to draw that for you "
Is he doing adult commission or something as well, cause thats so awkward and disturbing to openly bring up as small talk.
" REALLY TURNS ME ON! Please pay me to draw that for you "
Is he doing adult commission or something as well, cause thats so awkward and disturbing to openly bring up as small talk.
I suspect he would be alright doing adult commissions as long as it didn't involve nude men. I'll ask him.
Give us eyes.
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I suspect he would be alright doing adult commissions as long as it didn't involve nude men. I'll ask him.
You are going in
deep if you're planning to get the next horrifying explicit drawn image from him.
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That turns me on so please pay me so I can draw it more? Cuz I'm sure the only thing keeping Chris from drawing this character is the fact that he's not getting paid.... And why tell a customer that they're drawing turned you on? I wonder if there will ever be a day where saying "Cuz it's Chris" is just not going to work anymore...
You are going in deep if you're planning to get the next horrifying explicit drawn image from him.
I might ask him to draw a depiction of tribadism somewhere in the comic if he's alright with it. That would be interesting.
Why you no speak Italian, Steve?
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I can see that idea turing out like the Sonichu intercourse comic, whenever a tomgirl leans over
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I might ask him to draw a depiction of tribadism somewhere in the comic if he's alright with it. That would be interesting.
Dare I say it, tribadism involving Chris?
As godawful as it is, I'm curious as to what benefit in the bedroom Chris thought his death piercing would bring him.
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I might ask him to draw a depiction of tribadism somewhere in the comic if he's alright with it. That would be interesting.
Much in the way 120 Days of Sodom or A Serbian Film are interesting
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As godawful as it is, I'm curious as to what benefit in the bedroom Chris thought his death piercing would bring him.
This is a guy who draws the vagina as being in the same basic place as the belly button. Regardless of what his ideas are, I doubt he'll be communicating them to us in any meaningful ways.
Already done. I told him to be done by next wednesday.
I sent him this image and asked him if it was alright. It's just a recolored base from deviantart, nothing special.
Maybe I should have been more creative with my OC. A skeletal rosechu would have been neat.
Did Chris go "off model" in drawing her on his own? Maybe he didn't want an OC with the "Super special heart cheeks". Also I'm curious if you told him she was a lesbian or he just assumed she automatically wanted Robbie's d.
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