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Look ma! Our little man is going places! I feel like Jaydn is actually dumb enough that he used FaceApp and decided right there and then he was now a girl. Probably alot of unfortunate autists who did that.

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Dude is fat as shit
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Damn, asmongold just went kinda nuts. I don't really follow him, but is he drunk in this or what.. At 34:00 in he basically calls people that watching him are losers. That may be true, but that seems to be a Disney-style 'shit on your fans' type move.

The difference is that disney's main audience were families, but zogbots won't stop slurping slop no matter what happens
 
Damn, asmongold just went kinda nuts. I don't really follow him, but is he drunk in this or what.. At 34:00 in he basically calls people that watching him are losers. That may be true, but that seems to be a Disney-style 'shit on your fans' type move.

He is right, anyone following religiously any form of twitch streamer is probably a loser
 
More Colleen Ballenger stuff:
Oh dear. It's uncanny how Jojo Siwa looks like she hasn't aged at all. She still looks like a child despite being 20.

Also, I'm sorry but this Swoop Too is kinda annoying.
Edit. I'm on mobile so pardon me but Turkey Tom released a video about the SuperMega allegations.
Quoting myself here because I'm no longer on mobile.
 
The TLDW of TurkeyTom's SuperMega video is this: SuperMega is a let's play channel based in California. The have a habit of hiring & hanging out with fans who are also artists. Their thumbnail artist Don, was in a relationship with another artist named Lex. Months after hooking up Lex decides it wasn't a consensual experience. She tells the owners of the channel Matt & Ryan and they fire Don.
Lex then lives rent free at Matt & Ryan's house for months and is even offered money by Matt to help find a new place. She eventually moves out and Matt & Ryan believed they were still on friendly terms. Nope. The catalyst of this drama started with a video Lex put out exposing not only what happened with Don, but her grievances with Matt & Ryan. How they ran their business, how they handled the Don situation, their unprofessionalism, and their own personal drama.
More people would pile on after this. Morgan, or Morgpie, an actual pornstar hooked up with Matt a few times and brought up his sex life with not only her, but his former and current girlfriend. Doing so bringing Matt's private life into the public, with the reasoning being Matt talked about private things before so all of it fair game. Leighton, an actual gay who worked with SuperMega's merch actually cried claiming Matt & Ryan were every type of phobic under the sun. He claimed they exposed themselves to him, when their is a podcat where he flashes them. He also calls Ryan a transphobe for claiming he's going to fuck his boyfriend even though it's a woman. The twist here is that woman is gender fluid so Leighton bitching about pronouns and shit actually did it himself. Plus there were leaked screenshots of Ryan sexts and fans on Reddit probing into every facet.
Next to compile all the allegations NickisNotGreen made a YouTube video with nearly a million views. This video is why I think Tom made his two and half hour long video. In Nick's video he basically just assumes all the allegations from the videos and Reddit are true and can't be questioned of the validity. Nick summarizes the videos in a way that makes it questionable if he even watched them and half of the video is just reading shitposts about them and watching them get punched at Creator Clash. Nick also targets people like Meat Canyon for not completely salting the Earth with Matt & Ryan. You see Nick is not only a former fan, but a friend of Lex.
Tom then goes into the discrepancies with all the videos and how this shit flinging of Matt & Ryan all started from Lex calling out Don which even that accusation' validity could be questioned. One of my favorite bits from this is Nick complains that even though Matt & Ryan fired Don, they didn't say why they did even though Lex, the "victim", didn't want them too. He wanted them to somehow honor the victim's wishes to remain silent while also telling everyone what happened.
Matt & Ryan have both made their videos going against all the allegations which were received well and made everyone who made a video against them look like a jackass. The channel is on hiatus right now and recently Matt & Ryan complained that people who spread this bullshit weren't reprimanded or at least called out. Nick being a smug turd has quadrupled down calling them everything that could get them canceled.
Last thing. One of Matt & Ryan's grievances was that Lex, Morgan, Leighton and Nick used the suicide of Matt & Ryan's friend Daniel against them. That's fucked up, and clearly Matt & Ryan took that personally. Lex claimed that she struggled with the suicide of someone and they weren't acting right. Even though this person Lex is talking about is someone she never even met before. Morgan made the claim that Ryan called him a coward. Leighton claimed they made jokes about his death. Finally Nick makes false statements generalizing the other videos making up more shit.
 
Quoting myself here because I'm no longer on mobile.
tl;dr: DON'T FUCK ONLYFANS WHORES OR HIRE HISTRIONIC GAY MEN WITH MENTAL ILLNESSES AND LITERAL PARANOID DELUSIONS

Lex Updog is a chronically stoned, incoherent onlyfans whore and (furry?) porn artist into polyamory.
Morgpie is a literal pornstar who just happened to catch feelings for a one night stand.
Leighton is a diagnosed bipolar, borderline paranoid schizophrenic gay man with a victim complex so powerful that it puts most of the rat king/LGBT lolcows covered on this site to shame.

This is giving me flashbacks to the Slazo cancellation. A bunch of so-called friends had pent-up grievances that they refused to ever communicate until it was too late let their anger stew until one especially vindictive member of said friend group decides to get some revenge and ruin their former friend's career. I think this form of cancellation has been boiled down to a science at this point:
1. Make a claim of sexual assault (it doesn't have to be actual sexual assault or full-on rape, as long as one party either regretted it after words or felt slightly uncomfortable, it's just as bad as literal criminal rape)

2. Pile on other grievances unrelated to the supposed sexual assault to really solidify how much of a bad person the former friend was. (this is the most important part of the cancellation, this is what you really wanted to say out loud for a long time and have people know)

3. Pull as many dirty emotionally manipulative tactics as possible to try and get the ravenous court of public opinion (Twitter and Reddit) on your side. Starting with a claim of sexual assault is a great way to hook people, but since you never intend on taking the supposed rapist to court, you have to find another avenue to drag their name into the mud. Making up lies about dead family members or friends is a great way to start! Make sure to tap into your history as a gay theater kid and cry as many fake tears as possible too!

4. Add in some additional accusations of racism, sexism, homophobia, and worst and most unforgivable of all TRANSPHOBIA. Trannies are extremely fragile and very vicious when it comes to anything (jokes or genuine criticism) that depicts them in anything less than a deifying light. This is great, because once your friend is tarred as a transphobe, nobody will be allowed to listen to their response to the allegations. Transphobia is worse than literal murder and anybody who watches or supports anyone labeled a transphobe will be harassed into silence on all possible public platforms.

5. Wait till the drama dies down and reputations are unrepairable to move on and pretend that nothing happened.

Repeat.

I could never bring myself to finish Lex's full video alone because of how much she stumbled on her own words, and how annoying her LA stoner drawl is. This bitch is fried out of her mind, which probably explains why she would admit to dropping (at minimum) 40k on a fucking Jeep while also complaining that matt "made her homeless" while offering to pay 10k a month for an apartment for her to get her entitled ass out of his house, and why she'd decide to drive 5 full hours to LA to confront Matt and Ryan over something that could be handled through a facetime call.

This entire drama is basically what happens when a bunch of mentally and emotionally stunted "adults" who never learned how to communicate with others move to LA to make it big and feel entitled to immediate success or things like housing, food, transportation, money etc. Lex sees taking photos in a Japanese schoolgirl uniform while traveling across the country on someone else's dime as "work" for fuck's sake. None of these people have ever faced real hardship in life.

The backstabbing was inevitable since none of these people ever grew out of high school (Matt and Ryan seem mentally stuck as college sophomores but that's not much better). None of them ever voice their problems because "confrontation" is something for mommy and daddy to handle for them, besides, everyone should just be telepathic and know what's going on in your head already.
 
Isn’t Lex with that Ethanisonline guy? The one who made that weird video about how “hating modern art makes you an evil conservative” and claimed Moist Critikal doesn’t have any gay friends because he thinks modern art is dumb?

If not Lex, then it’s someone involved in attacking Matt and Ryan.
 
Isn’t Lex with that Ethanisonline guy? The one who made that weird video about how “hating modern art makes you an evil conservative” and claimed Moist Critikal doesn’t have any gay friends because he thinks modern art is dumb?

If not Lex, then it’s someone involved in attacking Matt and Ryan.
Yep, Ethan is Lex's new boyfriend. They got together soon after she dumped Don.
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He's also best friends and bandmates with Nickisnotgreen in their shitty indie band Queef Jerky. It's no surprise that Nick is Lex's biggest cheerleader in her campaign to ruin SuperMega and her ex.

I never knew about the Cr1tikal thing but it makes complete sense considering none of these people have ever faced any actual problems in their lives. All three of them are braindead, immature LA stoner trash who have made weed and mental illness their personality.
 
Yep, Ethan is Lex's new boyfriend. They got together soon after she dumped Don.
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He's also best friends and bandmates with Nickisnotgreen in their shitty indie band Queef Jerky. It's no surprise that Nick is Lex's biggest cheerleader in her campaign to ruin SuperMega and her ex.

I never knew about the Cr1tikal thing but it makes complete sense considering none of these people have ever faced any actual problems in their lives. All three of them are braindead, immature LA stoner trash who have made weed and mental illness their personality.
Dude just exudes unearned smugness.
 
Supermega, who are superfaggots, got what they deserved.

You cultivate the soy, you suffer the consequences of soy.

The biggest gotcha in this whole debacle is the Deep throat attempt that lex cunt describes which isn't even rape.
If anything I bet that fat turd don ate her out for hours and when it was time for her to suck his dick she just felt like she didn't want to do it.
He got frustrated and tried to force her to do it but she, being the lazy malignant cunt that she is still refused.

Everyone involved in this situation including supermega should off themselves.
 
Yep, Ethan is Lex's new boyfriend. They got together soon after she dumped Don.
You have to be really fucking retarded to date a woman who just accused a man of sexual assault because he put his hand on her head doing oral sex.

Can't wait to find out how he "abuses" her in their relationship. "He gave me a hug and held on for a second longer than I did so I'm in a battered woman's shelter now."
 
Damn, asmongold just went kinda nuts. I don't really follow him, but is he drunk in this or what.. At 34:00 in he basically calls people that watching him are losers. That may be true, but that seems to be a Disney-style 'shit on your fans' type move.

This dude had a mental breakdown because someone on twitter said twitch is a dying platform.
 
You have to be really fucking retarded to date a woman who just accused a man of sexual assault because he put his hand on her head doing oral sex.

Can't wait to find out how he "abuses" her in their relationship. "He gave me a hug and held on for a second longer than I did so I'm in a battered woman's shelter now."
Don't forget, when she inevitably accuses Ethan of sexual assault via finishing too fast in her next 3 hour long video, she's going to spend 2/3s of the runtime complaining about how he never cleaned the Jeep and "made her broke" because she had to pay for her own gas.
 
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