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Imagine if current fence sitting Tom made a video on Shadman. His video would be like: "Shadman isn't a pedophile but the stuff he draws is very weird". It's ironic back when he had 200k and doing the videos himself, he used to do better content and actually had passion for it. Current Tom only pumps out soulless garbage for a quick buck. Old Tom would hate current Tom.
Current Tom is at that point most youtubers get to where they are sick of the bread and butter content and want to move onto anything else but know if they do they will completely lose their current gravy train. He clearly wants to do IRL content and more Sam Hyde-esq stuff but knows that isn't a draw at all. Its probably why he is doing 11+ hour live streams to sell us on his personality and trying to get Destiny style Orbiters. I wish he would try and skinwalk better people. From Mister Metkour to Destiny/Sam Hyde kind of a downgrade
 
Interesting until the brain rot of these people calling Nerd right wing and crying about verbatim "SAM HYDE THE PEDOPHILE NEO NAZI"

Jesus are these people nu-Idubbz fans?
no way these mfers are calling him right wing lmao, they're just handing that shit out to everyone

This kind of inflation is how we got alt-right drag queens
That's reddit for you.
 
"Are there actually a lot of (tax) loopholes?". [13:45], and that's after commenting on how easy is to check things with a google search.
It’s like he’s a retard! I’m shocked! An egotistical retard?
dropped out of college for Youtube.
Oh he is super mega retarded. He literally cannot comprehend than college isn’t just about the courses you take. It’s a good life experience to learn and grow and understand how this society expects you to perform.
To hear him wax philosophical about how he "made it" grinds my gears like nothing else
Oh this young man has the hubris of Icarus… and ignorance and arrogance of a clam
but look at all the career Youtubers that took the same path and are now dead on the inside because they prioritized their shitty career.
He’s already burnt himself out because he can’t be original that’s hilarious. Even his buddies try to let him know and he doesn’t understand. Tom might be low IQ.
He is probably noticing that noone cares about his fence sitting and edgy jokes
He’s a massive hypocrite. He refuses to call Lucas a he but will make fun of others for doing literally word for word the exact same thing.

So he obviously doesn’t like the troons, but still likes them enough to keep the income going. Doesn’t like them when other people affirm, but does affirm himself for fear of loosing shekels. The cracks are appearing in the false character he’s created.
Current Tom only pumps out soulless garbage for a quick buck.
You guys just don’t understand. He’s a hard working chad who has muscles. Checkmate?
I wish he would try and skinwalk better people.
Tom just isn’t interesting enough as a person, he has a decent upbringing and hasn’t faced adversity the way he thinks he has. He probably can’t relate to people who are self reflective.
 
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It's honestly really sad, he used to be the best by far and now he just has fallen off.
OK I’m just curious were would you guys consider when Tom was at his best? Because, in my personal opinion he used to be a lot worse back then when he was a teen trying too hard to be edgy, I think his recent videos have been more interesting overall, hit or miss as they may be.
I agree him trying to ape Destiny is pretty cringe though, like that guy is literally a cuck.
 
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OK I’m just curious were would you guys consider when Tom was at his best?
He was probably at his best when he came back from hiatus following the botched Pyrocynical investigation. He was also good around the time he started doing the Losers, Creeps, Pedos format (although he was using a "team" at that point, so how much he actually made is no longer knowable).

He fell off hard when he started focusing so much on "drama of the day" slop on TomDark (I want to say this was around the time InternetAjay left the Internet). Then he covered up Sodacat being an active pedophile and really sold his soul.
 
OK I’m just curious were would you guys consider when Tom was at his best? Because, in my personal opinion he used to be a lot worse back then when he was a teen trying too hard to be edgy, I think his recent videos have been more interesting overall, hit or miss as they may be.
I agree him trying to ape Destiny is pretty cringe though, like that guy is literally a cuck.
I like that 2018/9-2021 era of content the most. His Youtube Sponsors video is still my favorite (and the Marvel, Jello Apocalypse, and Mumkey Jones vids were good too). The only modernish vid I still rewatch is the Ajay vid because it was the most similar to that era. I miss having funny/entertaining Tom vids. There are a million channels that do retrospective content, if I wanted a documentary esc video with a deadpan voice and occasional jokes that fall flat I would watch those guys instead. I liked his videos when it was funny pretty much the entire way through, covering the situation and making arguments in a humorous way. That's probably why I enjoy his videos with Brandon the most out of his current content. It has a bit of that vibe.

When he switched to doing only serious documentary/retrospective content on the main channel I wasnt too concerned because he was doing more fun "classic commentary" vids on Tom Dark. It was two seperate channels to host the two seperate directions his channel was evolving towards, and that seemed like a smart choice. But then Tom Dark turned into a video dump and the main channel vids become more and more stale.

Tldr: Orange hoodie sprite drawn by Cosmodore's ex gf era
 
OK I’m just curious were would you guys consider when Tom was at his best? Because, in my personal opinion he used to be a lot worse back then when he was a teen trying too hard to be edgy, I think his recent videos have been more interesting overall, hit or miss as they may be.
Like just after he botched the Pyrocynical situation and came back from his hiatus. He put out a bunch of great videos non stop then kinda just began declining in like I wanna say 2021.
 
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Gokunaru being BTFO by youtube scared Tom shitless it seems. Glad to see the faggot get put in his place, specially when the position he is trying to fence sit is completely retarded. Imagine 1 year ago saying that Tom would unironically defend a completely insane ketamine loser that died alone playing overwatch 2.

Also, yeah, posted on the sidechannel. Guess the plan is keeping the main channel completely clean so if he get rammed by youtube in his sidechannel he can point to "No the main channel is not me its a whole team of writers". The faggot might as well be a mirror with how clearly cucked by youtube he is, since he is clearly aware that if this youtube gig ends, he has nothing else to keep his paychecks coming. No wonder he licks youtube boots so clean.

 
Funny how Tom was talking about edge making a comeback a while ago, yet the fact he's making his newer videos non-opiniated and completely bland nullify any points he was making in that video. No, I will not stop bringing up that video. I'm still annoyed by it's existence to this day. Mother fucker used Quarter Pounder as an example of edgy content creators. Fucking stupid.
 
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Well there's still no proof of Twomad being a rapist pedo and jameskii is still a crying bdp faggot.

Regardless of the proof, tom trying his hardest to paint twomads death as something sad, and that him being smeared online is somehow a great injustice to his legacy. He is being a spineless cuck about it, making moral grandstands about a literal drug addict that died as he lived, miserably.

Why with twomad, of all people? I dont know either. It could be the fact that he had some deeper connection to it (admired twomad, who gave him an interview, and trying to dig more info on the situation from minx of all people), but my cynical opinion is that he is just trying to garner more sympathy to not fall from the algorithms graces, since he is making a big push to be more marketeable.

Little faggot speedran the idubbz pipeline it seems
 
Regardless of the proof, tom trying his hardest to paint twomads death as something sad, and that him being smeared online is somehow a great injustice to his legacy. He is being a spineless cuck about it, making moral grandstands about a literal drug addict that died as he lived, miserably.

Why with twomad, of all people? I dont know either. It could be the fact that he had some deeper connection to it (admired twomad, who gave him an interview, and trying to dig more info on the situation from minx of all people), but my cynical opinion is that he is just trying to garner more sympathy to not fall from the algorithms graces, since he is making a big push to be more marketeable.

Little faggot speedran the idubbz pipeline it seems
When Turkey Tom talked about the Twomad situation on AugieRFC's stream immediately after the news first broke, he was riding hard for Twomad even when everyone else was calling him a disgusting freak. Tom was even defending the comedy value of Twomad's garbage content when everyone else was talking about the fresh allegations. When Twomad joined onto the call, Tom was giving him advice and shit while everyone else treated him like a lolcow. I can only find a clip of the stream with a cursory search:


They were obviously friends and Tom's probably the kind of guy to run cover for his friends.
 
They were obviously friends and Tom's probably the kind of guy to run cover for his friends.
I don't think they were "friends" per se (judging by how distant their conversations seemed), but Tom, due to his zoomer sense of humor, was definitely a big fan of TwoMad's brand of comedy and ADHD style of editing.
 
Even being friends do not justify the amount of cuckery. Mamamax was also a close person (they even did podcasts back in the day) but as soon as his stuff started to stink tom immediately distance himself. Its clear he doesnt want to shit on the schizo, but also wants an easy out for that position whenever is more benefficial.

Just look at the newest vid on darkviper and compare it with the response to the twomad video removal (even the "what turkey tom thinks of it" section). While i dont blame him for doing it, its good to keep it in mind next time he covers something close to him.
 
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If there's one way I can get a good snooze at night, it's turning on some Turkey Tom. I pass out instantly.
 
Of all people, MOON decided to talk about D*scord and DAWWXING. To no one's surprise, KF is mentioned. MOON proceeds to defend a pedophile who facilitated the trafficking of drugs to minors.
The Keffals segment is from 22:35 - 23:50. I watched the whole video- and I’m 99% sure this has to be out of stupidity not malice. The way he’s presenting this, I don’t think he has a clue what a Kiwi Farms is or who Keffals is, he just looked on doxxing on Google, found an article, and repeated some journo said verbatim.

Tl;dr the writer slop just didn’t do the proper research for his video essay slop content.

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People are already calling him out on it, let’s see if he’ll address the mistake.
Already addressed this on the Keffals thread but basically, this guy is stupid but probably not malicious.
 
Those of you following the commentary community should be familiar with Glitch Poachers. He is a YouTuber who covers people like Pokimane, Hasan, H3, Idubbbz, etc. His videos are all pretty long and I've always found his tone very moralizing and tedious but to each their own.
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Recently he's made a community post of some interest.
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The important part is that Glitch Poachers plans to hide his older videos. Even though he provides other explanations as to why, I think he wants those videos gone because they make him look like a massive sped. I've already saved a lot of his back catalog and feel comfortable sharing my findings so far.

1. He's hideous.
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from 'a Chad Understanding of Neuroplasticity and Neurogenesis'

2. He talks to his car radio to practice oratory.

from 'The Stigma of Talking to Yourself'

3. Glitch Poachers is a college dropout. Previously he attended Eastern Michigan University.

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4. He thought it was a good idea to recording his entire street before entering the YouTuber dramasphere.
from 'You Should Consider Being Honest'
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Let's explore the neighborhood. I found a match in Dearborn Michigan.
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Ironically Glitch Poachers filmed this in front of Doxtator St.
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I also discovered the residence he'd been filming in during 2022.
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The artifacts in the window match perfectly to this house. 18108 Outer Dr W.
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This building is actually an apartment complex and has listings on a few different sites. Glitch Poachers could still be residing here, or perhaps he's moved. It's hard to say since he stopped filming irl for his videos. Make what you will of all this, it's just some stuff which stood out to me.
 
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