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- Jun 7, 2015
Not really sure if this topic fits exactly with this forum because it's not about any particular cow and more about an online community in general, but figured I'd give it a shot and share it.
Located in the seedy underbelly of YouTube is the dipper community, a tangled web of untold thousands of slack-jawed bumpkins dedicated to the purpose of "reviewing" the different varieties of chewless tobacco. Truth be told, these so-called reviews never err from the following formula:
1. "Sup, Yewtoob?"
2. Stick can of dip into camera lens.
3. Shout-outs to recent subscribers.
4. Pack a lip, sometimes with the entire can of tobacco.
5. Complain about the minutae of their utterly boring life.
6. Beg for likes and subscribes.
Be aware of the following facts:
1. They will never make any meaningful comment about the tobacco or judge it by any quantifiable metric.
2. They are obsessed with obtaining subscribers. This is despite putting forth practically no effort to craft their channel into a proper show beyond -sometimes- having a retarded country "theme song" at the beginning of every video that you just want to skip anyway.
Beyond the general fucktardedness going on, this particular community sits at an unhealthy crossroads where southern pride, racism and proud anti-intellectualism often intersect, which can lead to further hilarity. Be on the look-out for their "walls", pyramids of empty dip cans that reach up to the ceiling.
Users OutlawDipper and mudjug1 have made online careers suckering yokel dollars from the unwashed masses by selling them MudJugs, overpriced plastic spittoons that come in a variety of patriotic skins. These glorified soda cups are taken very seriously by their target audience.
Anyway, here's some links to a few examples of this trend. See what you think.
Guy Stuffs Entire Can of Tobacco in His Mouth:
Extras from Idiocracy:
Skoal Peach Review:
Over 9000 cans:
