[Youtube] Direct Mesage to Hasbro: MLPG5 is Cancelled - July 27, 2021, 07/21/21

[Henry Bemis]

I can only imagine how Chris would react to brand new, terrifying stimuli such as that.

Personally, I think Chris would at most object to the skimpiness of the snacks in coach.

 

[RMQualtrough]

Chris was a fan of Pony before the generation which caused the craze (G4, AKA Friendship is Magic).

To me G5 looks pretty shitty. But G4 couldn't really continue for 5 more seasons. It was already running out of steam, even though I enjoyed it until the end, it did seem they started having to resort to shitty Buckball episodes and things of that nature.

 

[Lord Thistlewick Flanders]

How is the weather at the Seattle airport? My local international is famous for its ridiculous crosswinds at times, making for some sketchy landings. I flew in a few days ago and on descent the plane just straight dropped down maybe 20 ft, accompanied by some terrible turbulence. Unexpected, and everyone in the cabin had a collective FUCK moment. I can only imagine how Chris would react to brand new, terrifying stimuli such as that.

I can only sympathize with the poor unfortunate soul who will inevitably be stuck with Chris for the duration of the whole flight. Can you just imagine being some typical passenger, no doubt just looking forward to a calm peaceful flight on your way to your destination, but instead you'd be stuck with a loud, whiny, smelly BO emitting manchild as your next-sear neighbor? Knowing Chris, you know he won't be sitting still and quiet for the duration of the flight for sure, and will probably be babbling the entire time about Sonichus and imaginary dimensions and what not, fiddling with his medallions and constantly stress-sighing in his seat and emitting days old unwashed stench of BO and Axe body spray. Heck, it won't be just his next-seat neighbor, the entire plane will probably be holding their noses in disgust.

And God-Bear forbid something happens that makes the manbaby snap suddenly, and curl up into his defensive hedgehog position and refuse to get back into his seat. Or just imagine he starts babbling about some shit like the Dimensional Merge happening at that instant and people will mistake him as some crazed hijacker? They'll probably have to get the sky marshals to step in and restrain him or something for the duration of the flight. I think some people on here give Chris way too much credit, but hey its Chris we're talking about and honestly I'd be very surprised if the flight goes smoothly without any issues. This has disaster written all over it and we're not even at Everfree yet.

 

[Enig]

Don't know if this is one hundred percent right but his issue with G5 might stem from that plot line, he said how what was outlined was hell and somthing to do with the original mane six never would have yet that happen.

In Chris mind apparently because there is racism in future pony land this will cause it to deviate from the world his OCS travel to a d he depicts in Sonichu so it cannot happen.

Again this was a few years ago he outlined this, before he became Sonichu and took an extended leave on C-197 so his reasoning might have changed from this line of thought.

It's looking more and more like the "dimensional" merge was actually a personality merge, and what we're seeing is the new unified CWC gaining some deep, subconscious clarity and finally experiencing Hasbro doing what Hasbro does best (fuck up anything successful that's not named Nerf or Monopoly) and now he can't fully process it since it's all too much even for him to mentally crunch down. God help him if someone shows him the TFwiki page about Carbombya, he'd lose two childhood vices at once and really have nothing holding the rage back.

 

[Info Player Start]

This might be one of the best vids he's put out in a while. I love how we've gone for Chris just being a manchild about blue arms in a sonic game, to Hasbro is put the fate of the universe in pearl by not doing what he wants

 

[Abarefiller]

When's Everfree again? I'm gonna have to mark it on my callendar like the Super Bowl, because this is going to be amazing

 

[TrippinKahlua]

When's Everfree again? I'm gonna have to mark it on my callendar like the Super Bowl, because this is going to be amazing

The only problem I have is that it’s the same weekend as my next convention. It’s a local one and I’ll only have time for one day, but I’m looking forward to sperging about it in the middle of the stinky con floor.

Maybe I’ll do it by the Swan Princess promo booth.

That was my favorite part of that con, me and my sister love Swan Princess.

 

[FrickleMyPickle]

Good lord, this is THAT IS MY HOUSE all over again. It's faded and tired, but it's undeniably THAT IS MY HOUSE, and it's honestly a little bittersweet to watch.

It's like an old boxer coming back for one last fight. It's like that scene at the end of Pom Poko where the raccoon dogs with the lovingly drawn nutsacks combine their magic to turn their decimated forest home into the paradise they remember growing up in, just for a minute.

 

[and 15 others]

He's not wrong

 

[thismanlies]

I can only sympathize with the poor unfortunate soul who will inevitably be stuck with Chris for the duration of the whole flight. Can you just imagine being some typical passenger, no doubt just looking forward to a calm peaceful flight on your way to your destination, but instead you'd be stuck with a loud, whiny, smelly BO emitting manchild as your next-sear neighbor? Knowing Chris, you know he won't be sitting still and quiet for the duration of the flight for sure, and will probably be babbling the entire time about Sonichus and imaginary dimensions and what not, fiddling with his medallions and constantly stress-sighing in his seat and emitting days old unwashed stench of BO and Axe body spray. Heck, it won't be just his next-seat neighbor, the entire plane will probably be holding their noses in disgust.

And God-Bear forbid something happens that makes the manbaby snap suddenly, and curl up into his defensive hedgehog position and refuse to get back into his seat. Or just imagine he starts babbling about some shit like the Dimensional Merge happening at that instant and people will mistake him as some crazed hijacker? They'll probably have to get the sky marshals to step in and restrain him or something for the duration of the flight. I think some people on here give Chris way too much credit, but hey its Chris we're talking about and honestly I'd be very surprised if the flight goes smoothly without any issues. This has disaster written all over it and we're not even at Everfree yet.

Come to think of it, he did act that way when he was in court for those trespassing charges. This is the minimum he’ll need to make this trip go smoothly.

1. A shower with Lava soap before he leaves.
2. New clothes that haven’t had time to soak up his stink.
3. A shirt/hat that says “Please be patient I have autism.”

 

[TubeLord]

"I'm putting together a team. Are you in?"

 

[Someone in a Tree]

39 years old.

 

[Interchanger]

39 years old.

Not to old for some it seams to rage over MLP

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I can only sympathize with the poor unfortunate soul who will inevitably be stuck with Chris for the duration of the whole flight.

Kid Chris seems to have handled a plane flight better than Current Year Chris likely would.

Somehow I don't think Chris is "getting better"...

(also there's only one pony convention in the entire country?)

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Holy shit classic Chris is back

 

[A Grey Cat]

Kid Chris seems to have handled a plane flight better than Current Year Chris likely would.

Somehow I don't think Chris is "getting better"...

(also there's only one pony convention in the entire country?)

There was seaquestria in Ocean City but 1. Chris has already been preemptively banned from that 2. It's been held back from even starting twice thanks to covid. Same for babscon further south in San Francisco. It's been held back twice thanks to covid buy Chris hasn't been banned from it. Hell the whole ten months in Sonichus body saga was started because babscon had to be cancelled the first time.

 

[Abarefiller]

There was seaquestria in Ocean City but 1. Chris has already been preemptively banned from that 2. It's been held back from even starting twice thanks to covid. Same for babscon further south in San Francisco. It's been held back twice thanks to covid buy Chris hasn't been banned from it. Hell the whole ten months in Sonichus body saga was started because babscon had to be cancelled the first time.

Tho I'm pretty sure Chris "went" to Babscon anyway, only he dumped Sonichu into his body while he went to Babscon in CwCville.

 

[GrubRun]

When's Everfree again? I'm gonna have to mark it on my callendar like the Super Bowl, because this is going to be amazing

Friday August 13th 10 AM, to Sunday August 15th 6 PM

 

[Glowie]

More attempts from Chris to influence corporations and ignorant of the fact that Hasbro is pushing narrative on their properties including pony fuck, DnD to MTG

That said I am entertained

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I can only sympathize with the poor unfortunate soul who will inevitably be stuck with Chris for the duration of the whole flight. Can you just imagine being some typical passenger, no doubt just looking forward to a calm peaceful flight on your way to your destination, but instead you'd be stuck with a loud, whiny, smelly BO emitting manchild as your next-sear neighbor? Knowing Chris, you know he won't be sitting still and quiet for the duration of the flight for sure, and will probably be babbling the entire time about Sonichus and imaginary dimensions and what not, fiddling with his medallions and constantly stress-sighing in his seat and emitting days old unwashed stench of BO and Axe body spray. Heck, it won't be just his next-seat neighbor, the entire plane will probably be holding their noses in disgust.

And God-Bear forbid something happens that makes the manbaby snap suddenly, and curl up into his defensive hedgehog position and refuse to get back into his seat. Or just imagine he starts babbling about some shit like the Dimensional Merge happening at that instant and people will mistake him as some crazed hijacker? They'll probably have to get the sky marshals to step in and restrain him or something for the duration of the flight. I think some people on here give Chris way too much credit, but hey its Chris we're talking about and honestly I'd be very surprised if the flight goes smoothly without any issues. This has disaster written all over it and we're not even at Everfree yet.

I can see they asking to be seated elsewhere at best and picking a fight with Chris at worst. Beating up an obviously special needs adult isn't really something most people would do, but it can happen!

Kid Chris seems to have handled a plane flight better than Current Year Chris likely would.

Somehow I don't think Chris is "getting better"...

(also there's only one pony convention in the entire country?)

Bronies are basically mostly gone (thankfully), only a few remnants remain, mostly autists like Chris.