YT 10/5 - CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE!!! - Chris rages

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Count Olaf said:
Okay I just got home and walked right into this shit storm--Jessica's Facebook is gone, Chris' relationship seems to have imploded WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS TODAY!? And holy shit this video what in the HELL--He's sounds and looks like an insane, decrepit, hunched over old hag. This is pure unhinged, insanity.
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tbh you didn't miss much that hasn't been expected.

Just sooner than expected.
 
eh, ive been following chris for like 10 years. stuff was better when it was a dumb circle of kids messing with him. I mean, theres a reason repeated sweetheart sagas are grating. how many times can you put this idiot through the same shit and have it be just as funny? and is it actually worth it? it was funny when the trolls tried to get a whole range of reactions from chris over a whole range of different things. we got to see angry chris, jealous chris, smug chris, joyful chris, stressed chris, everything. might be a softie here but seeing chris cry isn't funny to me.

only time i laughed during that video was like when classic cwc bled through, but only out of a sense of nostalgia. half of it seems like him just reacting to what he already knew was gonna happen. its over dramatic cause of that. he stopped really feeling disappointment from this long ago. hes more or less baseline depressed from it. that comes through


the curse was absolutely hilarious, but not worth it

just when we had sonichu going again.

ya blew it ya fuckin' weenz
 
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Even in fits of rage, Chris emotes like a "Very special episode" of some 80's sitcom. I know Autism makes it difficult to convey and understand emotions, but it's like watching the worst improv Troup ever do a mashup of every anime revenge rageout/good, but reckless cop wronged/and teenage-love lost scene ever, all at once....As dramaticly re-enacted by Miss. Piggy.
 
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Fantastic. That's the first really good classic CWC DBZ-ripoff curse we've had in years. It's glorious. I hope to godbear that Quinn's departure won't compromise Chris's current level of Sonichu productivity and lolcow content creation.

His falsetto made that genuinely off-putting. It came off like a shitty indie YouTube actor trying, and failing, to play the part of a heartbroken vengeful witch/crone.
 
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Good lord. I don't think I've ever heard him screech like a banshee before. Yeah, he's yelled and stuff, but this is like a new level. Also, I can't believe I'm cursed. Better earn my forgiveness blessing.
 
I'm seeing a few people expressing troll's remorse over this video. Remember this: Chris has known for literally years that a girl on the Internet who falls in love with him but won't meet IRL is fake. People around here have been saying right from the start that she's fake.Yet he fell for it again for, what, the tenth time? Even factoring in the fact that Chris is a tard, he could have avoided this if he wasn't being led by his bent duck.

This is not the anguish of a broken man. This is the anguish of a 3-year-old who's been told he can't have a toy today, screaming and yelling and shouting every bad word they know in the hope that a grown-up will take pity on him and make it all better. It's only unnerving because the tantrum is coming from a 35-year-old man rather than a small child and instead of a toy he's wailing because he didn't get laid. A day from now he'll be back to normal like nothing has happened.
 
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