YT 30/09 - A New, Fun Trick!

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To be perfectly honest, I think Chris has always been sort of like that in a way. He wants to appear as kind as possible to other people to garner some potential mates, not realizing that being kind is more than just saying that you're kind and compassionate. It kind of shows in some of his earlier videos. In his Autism Tutorial, there was a point where Chris wanted to make it clear to all of the trolls that he is actually a godsend

To be fair, Chris is pretty incapable of understanding that actions speak louder than words. He was raised this way. With television (and more specifically, commercials) acting as his third parent and the one he spent the most time with, it was never demonstrated that something can be said but not be true. All he knows is "This is the best thing in the world! Buy it now!". It's not that he's actively being shallow on purpose, it's more that he's trying to advertise himself to people by stating all the great features he has. And if you order now, he'll be kind, compassionate, and caring, absolutely free.
 
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Well, we Christorians know his true nature:

That's also a pretty noteworthy aspect of Chris, his morality is very questionable. While yes, what Chris did in this video was pretty disrespectful and pathetic, Chris' real motivation for doing things like this is either through his naivete, his selfishness, or both rather than true malevolence. That technically doesn't make it any better, though. In this case, Chris' naivete comes into play due to how little he understands empathy, despite claiming how empathetic he is, as well as how little he actually understands 9/11 and how people reacted to the devastating event. His selfishness is obvious. He's using the death of thousands of people to make Clyde Cash look weaker than he may or may not be.
 
I just want to see that South Park episode with the retarded turkey along with the regular turkeys, who all got their heads cut off in the slaughter house, and the retarded one survived because his head hung low. Chris has survived the cultural slaughter house because he's that out of it.

Kind and compassionate... I still want him to show examples of his work or no grade for this term paper. Also that Warrior of Love crap is bothering me. It's like math class, show how you did the problem so we know you didn't copy your work off of Planet Dolan classmates.
 
Well hey! Congrats to Christine- now he's got something to new to put on his resume.

Just wedge that humdinger of a skill between "I'm a good and kind Wariror of Love" and "I haven't set my house on fire more than once," and he'll be swimming in pussy for sure!
 
Chris is a master of mental gymnastics. Learning a few words in spanish convinced him he's fluent. I bet he spent the past week tossing his tongue in all directions making gargling sounds until one sounded a little like a rolled r and that's all he needed to convince himself and by the same logic, everyone else.

EDIT: or he listened to this all week:
 
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