YT 30/09 - A New, Fun Trick!

[QM 746]

Dont you just love how proud he is tho?
He thinks making drowning fish noises is such a fucking remarkable thing, Chris just keeps lowering the bar for himself its hilarious.

 

[CWCchange]

DIE, CHR-R-R-R-R-RIS, DIE!

 

[Philosophy Phil]

In this rare footage we will see the mating call of the beloved "PsutroonCow".
[Chris rolls R's]
While less memorable than the copulation calls, the mating call of the PsutroonCow is memorable in its own way as it is a crying for longing that will never be met.
[Chris continues to roll R's]
The Psutrooncow fails again to find a mate, even among the Trooncows that he emulates, a rare feat knowing the willingness of interspecies romance of the species.
[Chris stress sighs]
A magnificant beast, both in sadness and in observation.
[Chris farts loudly]

 

[The Un-Clit]

Fuck us all. In short, he thinks he can "roll" his R's.

Jesus Tits, he sounds like he's gargling the contents of his FapCup when he tries to roll his fucking R's.

 

[Terrorist]

better report carlos chantor over here to ICE

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

I love how Chris' stupidity completely overshadowed the fact that he was begging for more fool bucks.

He's a regular Mona Lisa.
This was always going to be the apex of Chris' life, always!


Speech therapy does not count as a life skill, especially if you're failing at it. The failure of this video makes me laugh so hard, just thinking about all of the parts of Chris' brain that are incompatible with life puts a smile on my face.

Yesterday: "WAAAHHHH I'M TOO SAD TO COLOR THE STUFF PEOPLE PAID FOR".
Today: "Hey everybody, sign up to buy my books!"

 

[Ray Streip]

Don't know how it's possible but Chris looks even less feminine than usual in this video. Maybe it's the nice close look at that seaweed growing out of his head.

He's looked more feminine than this? When exactly?

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

Thats the sound he makes when he is sucking down Mcdonalds

More like an elephant seal in heat.

yeah with a plastic bag over his head and duct taped around his neck

Hi A-log

 

[odius]

He no longer has the horn. Has Big Chris finally revealed himself? Has Venom CWC simply been a cover for Big Chris while he plots in the shadows? Find out in the next installment of CWC: A Hideo Kojima Game

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

He really thinks this shit is going to get him voice acting work on MLP, doesn't he?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I can roll my tongue up and do it sideways.

Doing both makes you a rare type.

 

[pr0ph]

Son-Chu is going to get r-r-r-r-r-r-r-repossessed

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Son-Chu is going to get r-r-r-r-r-r-r-repossessed

That would be one hell of a R-R-R-R-R-R-R-Reality check!

Chris rolls his Rs like he rolls his duck, poorly because he can't grasp it.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Son-Chu is going to get r-r-r-r-r-r-r-repossessed

I'd love to see him on one of those "operation repo" shows and he whips out his pepper spray.

 

[Datiko]

Thats not what rolling your r is.

 

[Chromosowned]

Chris almost r-r-r-r-rolled over Snyder so I don't see why he's so excited about it now.

 

[BB 876]

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He no longer has the horn. Has Big Chris finally revealed himself? Has Venom CWC simply been a cover for Big Chris while he plots in the shadows? Find out in the next installment of CWC: A Hideo Kojima Game

Man, CWCV had such a lame twist. Whatever. I'll just remember solid and liquid chris duking it out as the True and Honest game.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

These new skills will help in the town Skill-Off, to win that sweet prize money to pay off Maruulululululinar Finance for the House!

 

[Rotogravure]

I'm positive in Honest and True CWCVille, Liquid Christine can roll her Rs perfectly unlike this faker.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Hey Chris, anyone can spin in the mud while fisting themselves shouting racial epithets in aboriginal dialect.

This is the least effective thing you are late to.