YT 30/09 - A New, Fun Trick!

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PsychoNerd054 said:
Directly from the CWCki:

(Video starts with Chris staring at the camera)

Hello everyone, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again with a special brand new skill I just figured out! Yes! For I am the kind and compassionate Chr-r-r-r-r-ristine Chandler. And now I can r-r-r-r-r-r-oll my r’s. I am still in pr-r-r-r-r-actice. So everybody is honored to be r-r-r-r-r-olling in the b-r-r-r-r-asss, for I am not Danger Dolan, the cr-r-r-r-eator of the S-s-s-uper Planet Dolan videos. But, I am powerful nonetheless and not since. Not great and powerful, I am kind and compassionate. Chr-r-r-r-r-istine Chandler. Now everyone stay green and go out and zap to the extr-r-r-r-r-eme. Have a lovely day.
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It's funny that even knowing the exact words he used, does nothing to explain what the words were actually supposed to mean. As I've already said, I'm just assuming that a character in Planet Dolan speaks in a similar way but if that's the case surely there's someone on here who is kind (autistic) enough to know that already?

If it's not a reference, which is the most likely thing since Chris hasn't got an original bone in his body, then it can only be some misguided attempt to impress Planet Dolan that he worded horribly wrong.
 
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Karen Riley said:
If it's not a reference, which is the most likely thing since Chris hasn't got an original bone in his body, then it can only be some misguided attempt to impress Planet Dolan that he worded horribly wrong.
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Possibly. And possibly so that he could win Doopie's heart back somehow. I don't even know if she's on the crew anymore.
 
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PsychoNerd054 said:
Directly from the CWCki:

(Video starts with Chris staring at the camera)

Hello everyone, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again with a special brand new skill I just figured out! Yes! For I am the kind and compassionate Chr-r-r-r-r-ristine Chandler. And now I can r-r-r-r-r-r-oll my r’s. I am still in pr-r-r-r-r-actice. So everybody is honored to be r-r-r-r-r-olling in the b-r-r-r-r-asss, for I am not Danger Dolan, the cr-r-r-r-eator of the S-s-s-uper Planet Dolan videos. But, I am powerful nonetheless and not since. Not great and powerful, I am kind and compassionate. Chr-r-r-r-r-istine Chandler. Now everyone stay green and go out and zap to the extr-r-r-r-r-eme. Have a lovely day.
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Are you sure that Chris HONESTLY and TRULY is saying "Creator of the super planet Dolan videos"

To me it sounded like "rrreehtard of the super planet Dolan"

And no, I got no idea why he would say that.

There seems to be little reason or rhyme to what he does these days.
 
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PsychoNerd054 said:

How the fuck did you hear that?
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Idk, to me it def sounds like "RRREETARDD OF THE PLANET DOHLAN"

Also: Introducing Chris's orgasm face:

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PsychoNerd054 said:
Oh, I get it now! That damn word filter caused all kinds of chaos and confusion.
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Yeah, I figured that was the issue. Take a listen again (if you dare), doesn't it sound like that?

Also: GAWD, his baldness and thinning hair! The hair on the top of his head looks like a gust of wind could sweep it clean off, leaving Chris with only the hair on the sides and back of his head.

That also explains why it's always so greasy and scraggly. I imagine that every time he washed it, he could pick up handful of hair from the drain afterwards. So he just stopped washing to avoid further hair loss.

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I can certainly see how this guy became mayor of a city.
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That was the Classic CWC. This CWC is employed as the local piss-lady in Cwcvilles public toilets.

(Piss lady/piss man: In some European countries the public toilets have a person employed who cleans the place and hands people toilet paper when they enter the facility. They make a living of the small tip, a quarter or so, you hand them afterwards. For some reason these people tend to be in their fifities or older, and often look kinda like Chris.)
 
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Sad, but definite proof that Chris is devolving as the years pass.


Compare with Classic Chris from a decade ago:

2007 Chris is slimmer, looks much healthier.
2007 Chris has a normal voice, doesn't fake a high pitched tranny whine.
2007 Chris looks confident, stutters less.
2007 Chris likes MLP, but doesn't waddle around with a horn of his head.
 
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Fapcop said:
Sad, but definite proof that Chris is devolving as the years pass.


Compare with Classic Chris from a decade ago:

2007 Chris is slimmer, looks much healthier.
2007 Chris has a normal voice, doesn't fake a high pitched tranny whine.
2007 Chris looks confident, stutters less.
2007 Chris likes MLP, but doesn't waddle around with a horn of his head.
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At this point, the question isn't "Is Chris getting better?", but rather, "Can Chris get better?".
 
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If I ignore for a second that his "rolls" sound like a crippled turkey, this is the first time I hear his "female" voice and it reminds me of a man attempting to voice some kind of wicked witch in a fairy tale he's reading as a bedtime story to his kids. This is truly one of the most bizarre, grotesque things I've seen in a long time.
 
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NiggoPls said:
If I ignore for a second that his "rolls" sound like a crippled turkey, this is the first time I hear his "female" voice and it reminds me of a man attempting to voice some kind of wicked witch in a fairy tale he's reading as a bedtime story to his kids. This is truly one of the most bizarre, grotesque things I've seen in a long time.
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Wait until he releases another sex rape with Officerrrrrrrr Nasty.
 
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