YT 30/09 - A New, Fun Trick!

[MY 405]

I really hope he starts adding all those "R"s to his signature.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Christ almighty he truly is a child in his mind if he finds this worthy of posting a video over.

If anything, this is a fascinating (if not horrifying) look into what happens when autism goes untreated in a spoiled manchild for about 35 years.

 

[King]

Sounds more like a Murloc to me, just saying...

Murlocs make more intelligent sounds and are more understanding than Chris is the sad part.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris just turned me blue.

 

[CWCissey]

 

[Karen Riley]

It's cute that he made this video performing something that he heard on Planet Dolan. Unfortunately for him it's not going to change the fact that lots of people at Planet Dolan hates his guts and think he's an annoying creep, instead of kind and compassionate.

It feels like the recent attacks Chris has had on social media from these voice actresses have almost broken him and made him desperately try to convince himself he's a good person, whether it's from using a sock account to reassure himself that he did nothing wrong, to just repeating to himself over and over how kind and compassionate he is. Being kind isn't like his gender, he can't just label himself it and automatically be it.

 

[SugarSnot]

I'm grlglgglreading all the posts in this thrgglgrugrlead in Chris' voice.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

(...)Being kind isn't like his gender, he can't just label himself it and automatically be it.

It won't stop him from trying, that's when the magic happens.

 

[Rich Lee Konsumov]

This is the verbal equivalent of his push-up attempt.

 

[OpenBASED]

Once again Chris confirms that he has no talent whatsoever in anything.

 

[sonichu is dead]

If this isn't proof Chris is slow-in-the-mind, I don't know is.

Regalugalugalutarded

 

[Fapcop]

*Stress sigh*

Just a friendly reminder, that most human children, untouched by tard or tism, learn to roll their R's before they're ten.

If they have a slight speech impediment, they'll get the hang of it before 12.

OPL mastered the skill at 35, and seemed unironically proud and smug about it.

Between that and his random exclamations of being "kind and compassionate"...

We broke him guys.

 

[sonichu is dead]

*Stress sigh*

Just a friendly reminder, that most human children, untouched by tard or tism, learn to roll their R's before they're ten.

If they have a slight speech impediment, they'll get the hang of it before 12.

OPL mastered the skill at 35, and seemed unironically proud and smug about it.

Between that and his random exclamations of being "kind and compassionate"...

We broke him guys.

the only thing he mastered here was another way to humiliate himself by doing something so wrong you'd have no idea what he was attempting if he didn't tell you

 

[El Porko Fako]

2010 Chris would call current Chris a jive ass turkey.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Holy shit, that's annoying as fuck. I'd rather see cakefarts in a loop for an hour than watching that shit again (transcript?).

How can he be so proud of something he actually can't do for his life? Did Barb take part in thermometer eating contests when she was pregnant?

I swear the fucker never stops to surprise me. Goddamn, what a turbo-mongo.

 

[Picklepower]

What else can Chris do with his tongue?

 

[Rokko]

Sad how much he has to concentrate to find a new word with r and then do the gargle sound. Truly a grotesque video. I am happy my eardrums are intact after his first falsettos.

 

[mobilesuitbundem]

Does anyone have a transcript of the video? I have no idea what he's saying near the end when he starts talking about Planet Dolan.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I can certainly see how this guy became mayor of a city.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Does anyone have a transcript of the video? I have no idea what he's saying near the end when he starts talking about Planet Dolan.

Directly from the CWCki:

(Video starts with Chris staring at the camera)

Hello everyone, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again with a special brand new skill I just figured out! Yes! For I am the kind and compassionate Chr-r-r-r-r-ristine Chandler. And now I can r-r-r-r-r-r-oll my r’s. I am still in pr-r-r-r-r-actice. So everybody is honored to be r-r-r-r-r-olling in the b-r-r-r-r-asss, for I am not Danger Dolan, the cr-r-r-r-eator of the S-s-s-uper Planet Dolan videos. But, I am powerful nonetheless and not since. Not great and powerful, I am kind and compassionate. Chr-r-r-r-r-istine Chandler. Now everyone stay green and go out and zap to the extr-r-r-r-r-eme. Have a lovely day.