YT 5/23 - Donations, Please, plus Live Game Stream tonight.

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

I wonder if the waifu means Chris finally gave up his lovequest.

Fuck and No.

At least since getting his duck whacked by a prossie, his quest has moved from being primarily about sex to now soley being about finding companionship. His phisiological need for sex is met, his need for companionship is not.

Miss Fuckypillow meets the need on a slight level, but the real thing will always be a priority for him (even if his method of obtaining it is 'wait for it to come to him'). The thing I find distressing though is that he doesn't seem to 'get' that people (well, sane people) have waifus ironically. Saying "Laura Croft is my waifu" for instance really just means "I find Laura Croft to be incredibly hot". He tells people to 'cuddle up to their waifus too if they have them'.

Or, tl;dr this ADULT AUTISTIC CHILD is a psychological trainwreck, but what else is new.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

I Watched the live game stream

in short he calls people "uglies" a lot

 

[alterid]

I Watched the live game stream

in short he calls people "uglies" a lot

That struck me too. For someone who is seemingly secure about his physical appearance he seems to dwell on the appearance of others quite a lot.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

The difference is that people helping Phil are risking having to take Phil living with them, and Phil can actually get violent in addition to his hygienic failures . If you're in the position of "helping" Chris (i.e you're donating to him), you're parting with extra you'd be spending on frivolities anyway.

Donating to Chris and thinking you're helping is dumb, but if you want to toss a couple of bucks to an internet eccentric and get in return odd nerd shit that nobody without an extensive history on the imageboards will get, buying an account upgrade here at Kiwi Farms supporting Chris' online store isn't a terrible thing to do, just so as you realize you're only helping to grow his toy collection and that he's lying when it comes to his monetary distress.

I don't know if he's lying, I think he just has no impulse control whatsoever. He gets money and thinks, "wow, I should use this to buy food", and then he sees some dumb shit on amazon and that changes to "wow I'm buying this body pillow". If you ever took a little kid through a candy aisle, that's chris. He sees it, he wants it, end of story.

 

[lurkf9217]

I Watched the live game stream

in short he calls people "uglies" a lot

All men are ugly and gross brutes. GOD it's like you haven't even taken all his messages to heart

 

[Handsome Pete]

I Watched the live game stream

in short he calls people "uglies" a lot

I sat through the whole thing, and the only thing that really surprised me was when he said, "Ready for the action now, danger douche?"

Like, that's an Aeon Flux reference. I guess it makes sense that Chris would love a show about a sexy lady spy, but wow that's a deep cut.

 

[Amelia]

I sat through the whole thing, and the only thing that really surprised me was when he said, "Ready for the action now, danger douche?"

Like, that's an Aeon Flux reference. I guess it makes sense that Chris would love a show about a sexy lady spy, but wow that's a deep cut.

Ya thats like when you think you know Chris and then wham

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I sat through the whole thing, and the only thing that really surprised me was when he said, "Ready for the action now, danger douche?"

Like, that's an Aeon Flux reference. I guess it makes sense that Chris would love a show about a sexy lady spy, but wow that's a deep cut.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/We're_Being_Watched

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/We're_Being_Watched

Every time someone snags a classic CWC vid like that, the image to me is like looking into the eyes of a fallen hero. Then I press play. Like two completely different people

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Fuck and No.

At least since getting his duck whacked by a prossie, his quest has moved from being primarily about sex to now soley being about finding companionship. His phisiological need for sex is met, his need for companionship is not.

Miss Fuckypillow meets the need on a slight level, but the real thing will always be a priority for him (even if his method of obtaining it is 'wait for it to come to him'). The thing I find distressing though is that he doesn't seem to 'get' that people (well, sane people) have waifus ironically. Saying "Laura Croft is my waifu" for instance really just means "I find Laura Croft to be incredibly hot". He tells people to 'cuddle up to their waifus too if they have them'.

Or, tl;dr this ADULT AUTISTIC CHILD is a psychological trainwreck, but what else is new.

Yep, it's far from the first time he missed sarcasm. Everything is literal with this guy.

 

[jawsome]

Rather than begging for money for food, if that is in fact his true intention, he should just sign up for SNAP. He could get around $200 a month to spend at most grocery stores.

But he won't do that because 1) that means effort, 2) it requires leaving the house and 3) most fast food joints don't take food stamps except famously KFC.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

>Shows off his new "waifu"

>Asks for donations.

How much do fuckpillows cost?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris liked a Youtube video called "10 People Who Married Inanimate Objects." I wonder if he was thinking about Naru while he was watching it.

>Shows off his new "waifu"

>Asks for donations.

How much do fuckpillows cost?

According to his Ebay history, he paid almost $60 for both the pillow and the case.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

How much do fuckpillows cost?

If Chris bought one less PS4 game a month, that would be $60 saved. More than enough to feed himself, his mother, and the two dogs.

But he just has to have every game he can.

 

[Guy Smiley]

According to his Ebay history, he paid almost $60 for both the pillow and the case.

Huh. That's cheaper than I would have expected. Then again, I've never really given the pricing structure of fuckpillows much thought.