YT 8/21 - Crescent Eclipse - The Eclipse Enjoyment

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Blue Jerkop said:
When you look up at the sun, it hurts, and you stop (unless you're an idiot human forcing yourself to do it because you saw on the news that an eclipse is coming).
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No. That's why these warnings still exist. The retinal wall has no pain receptors. You don't feel the sun literally scorching the inside of your eyes.
 
Here's how to keep track of how important this eclipse was to Chris.

If he starts interjecting it into his posts the next couple of days chances are it'll pass his mind in due time. It's only important for how topical it is.

If he introduces it into Sonichu and it gives him sudden, magical powers then he'll latch onto it and treat it with the same reverence as he does a shitty class ring and a medallion made out of CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC.
 
I generally don't like to #HarassCWCDirectly, but that Sorbet shit was killing me.
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Sounds like the poor thing had his face bashed in.
 
Although I question whether or not those sunglasses or whatever he's wearing were actually effective in covering his eyes, at least he made an effort (however minimal) to protect himself from the eclipse, one that unfortunately I cannot say for a bunch of other people if a lot of the stupid stories circulating about this eclipse are to be believed.

At any rate, I suppose the fact that he's participating in viewing the eclipse is a sign that he hasn't completely divorced himself from reality and named himself Lifetime Mayor of CWCville and frolics around in his weird Sonichu cosplay fighting an imaginary Count Graduon, so... um, congrats on not entirely disappointing us for once, Chris?
 
Despite all the a-logging that seven pages of Chris doing anything usually generates at least he was having fun for a half hour doing fuck all.
 
Whenever I think about that poor cat I get so pissed off, but then I have to remind myself.

Chris is a child.

His lawyer called him a an adult autistic child, and that brings up all kinds of implications. But even a child can take care of a pet. No, Chris is a fucking baby. He's a fucking baby and he'll continue to get away with shit because he's mentally three.

He could get away with what Nick Bate couldn't. Rate me fucking optimistic on that.
 
For the people asking, the glasses Chris had on do work. They're no different than the ones libraries were handing out or that even the professionals were using.

Sorbet though, those noises. Heartbreaking to know that the nose problem is likely permanent. And the way Chris describes it.... "nose dent". Like wtf? My guess is that the bridge of the cat was crushed and never healed... creating a dent look.
 
4Macie said:
And the way Chris describes it.... "nose dent". Like wtf?
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Bob had been diagnosed with cancer, and his feet had swollen due to heart failure. Even then, Chris didn't catch on. He visited him on his death bed, and even then, Chris was certain he'd be coming back home.
 
4Macie said:
And the way Chris describes it.... "nose dent". Like wtf? My guess is that the bridge of the cat was crushed and never healed... creating a dent look.
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That's exactly what I'm thinking happened. I mean, how would you set a broken nose on a cat? I'm also thinking he meant lacerated eye, not "ulcered," but who knows.

To get back on topic, though, I like how Chris was outside for only ten minutes before getting sunburnt.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
That's exactly what I'm thinking happened. I mean, how would you set a broken nose on a cat? I'm also thinking he meant lacerated eye, not "ulcered," but who knows.
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I think you guys are forgetting, Chris has every reason to downplay Sorbet's condition. Getting the terms wrong should be the least of your concerns. When Chris says Sorbet's nose and eye are fucked, it means AT THE MINIMUM Sorbet's nose and eye are fucked, and that he may have more problems Chris is hiding. Whatever else is wrong with Sorbet is bad enough that Chris would rather let out about a fucked up eye.
 
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