YT 8/21 - Crescent Eclipse - The Eclipse Enjoyment

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Subconcious Offense said:
I think you guys are forgetting, Chris has every reason to downplay Sorbet's condition. Getting the terms wrong should be the least of your concerns. When Chris says Sorbet's nose and eye are fucked, it means AT THE MINIMUM Sorbet's nose and eye are fucked, and that he may have more problems Chris is hiding. Whatever else is wrong with Sorbet is bad enough that Chris would rather let out about a fucked up eye.
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Oh make no mistake about it, Chris knows he fucked up big. He knows he'll get in huge trouble if the full knowledge of how messed up Sorbet is got out, he's basically acting like the little kid who broke the window, trying to find some way to salvage this mess and not wanting anyone with any authority to know the full extent of the damage.
 
MasterDisaster said:
Here's how to keep track of how important this eclipse was to Chris.
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Dollars to doughnuts say he's probably viewed it as some mystical, magical event that proves somehow that his brony horse shit and trans nonsense are good.

Or else he thinks being under it gave him some more powers to bend paper or talk to fictional characters.

However, it is probably good for his drug addled, shut in body to get some vitamin D.

Nacho Man Randy Salsa said:
Oh make no mistake about it, Chris knows he fucked up big. He knows he'll get in huge trouble if the full knowledge of how messed up Sorbet is got out, he's basically acting like the little kid who broke the window, trying to find some way to salvage this mess and not wanting anyone with any authority to know the full extent of the damage.
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I still think he had something to do with the originating accident.
 
How long has it been since Anna posted on his FB?

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Subconcious Offense said:
I think you guys are forgetting, Chris has every reason to downplay Sorbet's condition. Getting the terms wrong should be the least of your concerns. When Chris says Sorbet's nose and eye are fucked, it means AT THE MINIMUM Sorbet's nose and eye are fucked, and that he may have more problems Chris is hiding. Whatever else is wrong with Sorbet is bad enough that Chris would rather let out about a fucked up eye.
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It's hard to know how much is ignorance or obliviousness vs. subterfuge with Chris, though. Like @Tubular Monkey said, despite Chris knowing his father had colon cancer (which we only know because he mentioned it---offhand---to Jackie in an email) & "feet bloatings" indicative of congestive heart failure, he still thought Bob would just bounce back like he always did (didn't the man have, like, three major heart attacks just during Chris' lifetime?). All he probably knows is that Sorbet has a jacked-up eye & a "nose dent" (probably a broken nose bridge that didn't heal properly like @4Macie said, & I'm guessing crushed sinuses or something), but the vet said he's okay(?), so that's that in Chris' mind.

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The American Hedgehog said:
How long has it been since Anna posted on his FB?

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"A bump." Jesus Christ, Chris. Maybe Sorbet did get crushed by a falling hunk of hoard, after all.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
I'm guessing crushed sinuses or something), but the vet said he's okay(?), so that's that in Chris' mind.
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Bet you anything the vet said the cat was doing as well as expected or something similar. Vet isn't going to say, "your cats fucked". The cat is "ok" as in "doing as fine as he can" but Chris is hearing that as "he's perfectly healthy"
 
Wraith said:
Fantastic. With that dumbass horn on his forehead, he can now be a human sundial to tell the world when the last time he changed his shorts was. When the sundial points to his broken duck, it's time.

Sorbet sounds horrible. I'm glad the little fur ball is up and around, but that sound... man.
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That isn't even a healthy noise for a cat to make. Sounds like he has respiratory distress.
 
Chris is now saying that the cat "bumped himself" huh? Yeah, just like the wife "walked into the door."

sonichu is dead said:
No. That's why these warnings still exist. The retinal wall has no pain receptors. You don't feel the sun literally scorching the inside of your eyes.
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Are you being purposely obtuse? I can't tell. Go out, stare at the sun, and tell me that it doesn't hurt.

I didn't say "the pain receptors in the retinal wall cause you to feel the sun literally scorch the inside of your eyes." By the way, since you're trying to be pedantic, the physical damage caused by bright light is not heat-driven- i.e. literally scorching- but organic-chemical in nature, basically a toxic cascade caused once cells are overexcited. The actual change in temperature of the eyes after looking at the sun is tiny.

I said "it hurts". Physical discomfort that organisms developed as a response to dangerous or damaging stimuli to stop them from engaging in the activity causing that damage. Which is exactly what happens when you or a cat looks directly at the sun, even during a partial eclipse (like that in Virginia), which is why you don't see millions of blind animals after every eclipse.
 
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If I had known he was going to do this I would have hired a skywriter.

The American Hedgehog said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eXDZH-FhGGc
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Wouldn't it have been great if instead the end of that was Chris seeing the moon traverse the sun 8)...then it blacks it out completely...then the moon seems to get bigger and bigger and he realizes it has just dropped out of orbit :O and it falls to Earth and crushes him.
 
It looks like Sorbert nasal cavity might have caved in do to the car hit, usually this is fixable by surgery but they are a bit costly, of course we know Chris would rather waste money on toys,cons and other things instead of helping his poor pet.
 
i worked as a vet tech for a while. cats with specific trauma or respiratory issues that aren't damaging their quality of life can sound weird when they breathe or purr. cats in general can sound diff when they purr. sorbert sounds fucking horrible. s/he most likely has some kind of respiratory infection assuming the squalor that chris lives in and most likely needs immediate vet care.

i wish they'd just put the fucking cat down instead of letting it suffer if they won't dish out the money to get it proper medical care
 
Chris's video was almost pleasant, for a Chris upload, and then he had to point the camera at that poor cat. I can take all kinds of horror cows, but cruelty to kitties takes all the fun out of a thread.

Though I gotta admit I am in awe of the :autism: required to think that pets would give a shit about a subtle celestial phenomena and blind themselves staring at the sun. The experts all agree this is not really a thing that happens.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
I generally don't like to #HarassCWCDirectly, but that Sorbet shit was killing me.
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Sounds like the poor thing had his face bashed in.
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When I heard the sounds Sorbet was making, I thought it might be from damage to his nasal cavity--it doesn't sound like congestion. I think what we heard in the video was Sorbet trying to meow at Chris. It looks like Chris is taking him to the vet, if he's telling the truth in the texts, which is good. I was worried he hadn't had any follow up visits. Poor little guy.
 
Gunslinger said:
When I heard the sounds Sorbet was making, I thought it might be from damage to his nasal cavity--it doesn't sound like congestion. I think what we heard in the video was Sorbet trying to meow at Chris. It looks like Chris is taking him to the vet, if he's telling the truth in the texts, which is good. I was worried he hadn't had any follow up visits. Poor little guy.
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Think he was speaking in past tense, when Sorbet got hit by a car, not recently.
 
Nacho Man Randy Salsa said:
Whenever I think about that poor cat I get so pissed off, but then I have to remind myself.

Chris is a child.

His lawyer called him a an adult autistic child, and that brings up all kinds of implications. But even a child can take care of a pet. No, Chris is a fucking baby. He's a fucking baby and he'll continue to get away with shit because he's mentally three.

He could get away with what Nick Bate couldn't. Rate me fucking optimistic on that.
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To be fair, most three year olds don't poop themselves.
 
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