"Zero Punctuation" and "Dev Diary" by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw - The only thing worth watching on The Escapist

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Pat Mustard said:
It must be annoying for him to review games he's stated on multiple occasions that he has no interest in for SEO

I have an extension for youtube that removes all the filler and ads but whoever does it classifies the jokes as filler, I'm watching a comedy review I want to hear the fucking jokes
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Not sure how much effective the SEO since people already stopped talking on the game due to how bad it was.
 
40 seconds in and we already have "trust the science, i am so fucking smart" and him still firmly believing shittendo just automatically won everything they sued Palworld for.
Also, mentioning what types of underpants your kids wear is... weird, to say the least.
 
Pierre D'Olnique said:
40 seconds in and we already have "trust the science, i am so fucking smart" and him still firmly believing shittendo just automatically won everything they sued Palworld for.
Also, mentioning what types of underpants your kids wear is... weird, to say the least.
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they literally lost a patent this boomer needs to be put out to pasture jesus
 
Cap-tan said:

I don't usually watch anything on Second Wind except yahtzee but I saw this because I thought it would be a sperg-out. Unfortunately its closer to schizobabble than sperging. Is the other content really this bad?
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Finally posts a bloodlines 2 video, 3 weeks late when it's already completely out of the news and no one gives a shit about it anymore. He could have had a video on this out the door 2 weeks ago. But no, he's got to be like Jim Sterling with such a shit production timeline that he's always late to the party and can't even capture views when people are still interested in laughing at something.

Apparently he hates the entire IP? But liked the fan patched version of the first game?

Comments on how small the open world is, complains about the lack of content and even boring combat.

Liked the stupid malkavian in your head shit, and the traversal powers, and then that's it. Doesn't even comment on the story at all, just occasionally brings up how dumb the masquerade is. This could have been recorded in a day, animated and edited over the course of a week if we're being generous, and still been released in a more timely manner than 3 weeks later.
 
Cap-tan said:

I don't usually watch anything on Second Wind except yahtzee but I saw this because I thought it would be a sperg-out. Unfortunately its closer to schizobabble than sperging. Is the other content really this bad?
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Halo is inherently right wing and Christian. This is because the version of Bungie who made it were right wing and Christian. It's not even subtle. The Forerunners are God. We were made in God's image because we are the Forerunners direct descendants . The Covenant are brownoid Muslim Jihadists who have misapropriated God's grace and fundamentally misunderstand it. They have been directly manipulated by the Prophets who are Jews. The Flood are demons. The Gravemind is Satan and even speaks in faux Bible passages to trick Master Chief.

This is not complicated. It's very blatant. Master Chief is John 117 for fuck's sake.

I get it that 343 industries changed everything but fuck those troons. Bungie's Halo is right wing. 343 slop isn't canon. Leftists aren't allowed to like Halo. It's racist, antisimetic, jingoistic, nationalistic, and pro christian.
 
Steinercard said:
I get it that 343 industries changed everything but fuck those troons
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Finally, an excuse to sperg about this.
The last Halo game was Reach. There is no sane reason to consider the games that bore the name after that as Halo games. If some aristocrat paid Shakespeare's great grandson a bunch of money for the "rights" to MacBeth, then wrote a sequel where it was revealed that MacBeth was a vampire all along and he survived the original and built an army of the dead that conquered Scotland, there is not an institution on the planet that would consider this to be the true plot of MacBeth. Yes, I'm autistic and far too attached to games I liked as a kid.
 
The Secret Sauce said:
Finally, an excuse to sperg about this.
The last Halo game was Reach. There is no sane reason to consider the games that bore the name after that as Halo games. If some aristocrat paid Shakespeare's great grandson a bunch of money for the "rights" to MacBeth, then wrote a sequel where it was revealed that MacBeth was a vampire all along and he survived the original and built an army of the dead that conquered Scotland, there is not an institution on the planet that would consider this to be the true plot of MacBeth. Yes, I'm autistic and far too attached to games I liked as a kid.
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I appreciate the analogy but you could have just used The Ring of Powers for example as that is the same situation except it actually happened.
 
Cap-tan said:

I don't usually watch anything on Second Wind except yahtzee but I saw this because I thought it would be a sperg-out. Unfortunately its closer to schizobabble than sperging. Is the other content really this bad?
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i've heard hbomb say this shit back in the day and my response is this:
1. aren't you doing the same thing by demanding that games exclusively cover leftist politics?
2. so what? if people hate your politics being in games maybe you have shitty unlikeable politics
Also it's weird because at least Mr. Rapemachine McGroomskids is addressing like specific people he's arguing with. This schizo is acting like Trump personally was a gamergator on the frontlines asking for zero poilitcs in games and everyone who made fun of Dragon Age Veilguard supports these gay tweets
 
It's always the same with leftists. "Sonic says Trans right!" and all that shit is cool but as soon as it's pushing politic they don't like they lose their shit.
 
No better feeling than to see Escapist's channel be nothing but low-view gambling videos where quite literally every single comment shits on them, and seeing Second Wind failing and coping about it. Looking forward to Nick steering the company right into an iceberg, again, will be pretty funny when that happens.
 
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