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NetVet
How to deal with a car mechanic or any tradesman and their legendary price-service quality ratio?
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NetVet
NetVet
Testacles Maximus
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If you cut your brain in half would that mean there were two of you
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406
WebLurker
WebLurker
JethroTullamore
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Should I stop posting when I get to 1488 post's?
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5
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291
Alligator Alcatraz
Alligator Alcatraz
G
How can we solve Kiwi Farm’s problem with internalised homophobia/ ableism?
That’s why y’all can’t stop using autism and fag as an insult
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721
Ronnie McNutt
Ronnie McNutt
Skitarii
Is gust fring a member of the winds of destruction?
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3
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309
From The Uncanny Valley
From The Uncanny Valley
BibiLivesMatter
What's the best way to get bitches on ya dick?
KEEP IT LEGAL!!!!!!!
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24
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908
stares at error messages
stares at error messages
Gorgar
Can we create popular names we can use for a baby?
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10
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350
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stares at error messages
BibiLivesMatter
When the race war begins, would you spare Sandycat and why?
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29
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995
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Blasterisk
What makes a fantastic chainsaw?
Help, I'm an aspiring lumberjack and need advice.
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10
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424
Moosebonker
Moosebonker
Ronnie McNutt
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is everyone who frequents Q&A more likely to be big homosexuals?
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10
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370
Ultrapenguin
Ultrapenguin
Russian Bot
Anyone else using this site as a slow decompress from social media?
It has likes and following.
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15
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553
Ronnie McNutt
Ronnie McNutt
Puff
How to remove adverts in windows search?
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9
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354
Exigent Circumcisions
Exigent Circumcisions
Not Jewish Wario
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With Bill Gates buying so much farmland, is he going to add to it by buying the Kiwi Farms?
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9
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354
Open Window Maniac
Open Window Maniac
Sphere
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What's the name of the "Dog Wearing Glasses" meme?
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2
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384
Slav Power
Slav Power
Basement Dwelling Dork
You are a depressed incel looking to be special.
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12
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605
Santa Fe Swag
Santa Fe Swag
William
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How many children could you defeat in 1 hour?
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17
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496
Caesare
Caesare
SandyCat
When someone gives me a "respectfully disagree but I still love you" sticker do they really mean it?
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22
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764
WebLurker
WebLurker
Kenya Jones
I got peanut butter on my balls. My dog keeps licking them, how do I fix this?
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9
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450
WebLurker
WebLurker
get_ur_gamon
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My default search engine just changed from Chrome to Yahoo. Am I being virtually raped?
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7
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454
get_ur_gamon
get_ur_gamon
Mega Man II Intro - GB
There's a lonely cat in my neighborhood, how do I find it a friend so it will stop yowling all night?
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6
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309
Jason Wynn
Jason Wynn
malleusmaleficarum
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kirtaner is the stupidest fucking username ive ever heard
i cant stop saying it in my head
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8
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637
Skitarii
Skitarii
Gorgar
What's the story behind the dove emoticon?
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5
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486
SCSI
SCSI
Napoleon Bonerfart
how can i learn to poop in the time of cholera
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1
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238
Open Window Maniac
Open Window Maniac
888Flux
If the Joker sees Crazy Frog as just a normal frog
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4
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356
SNEED.EXE
SNEED.EXE
Postal_Rat
How is virtual rape committed?
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13
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387
Agent Abe Caprine
Agent Abe Caprine
Just A Butt
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Emma Stone or Alex Daddario?
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7
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482
mensch
mensch
Kenya Jones
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AHHHH GUYS HELP ME HELP ME
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10
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326
Ultrapenguin
Ultrapenguin
Colon capital V
How will you #savetf2 on May 26th, 2022?
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17
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665
Mega Man II Intro - GB
Mega Man II Intro - GB
Useful_Mistake
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How do I remove that nigger from the front page?
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13
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533
Manul Otocolobus
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Breadbassket
What do you think will kill KiwiFarms?
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34
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1K
Manul Otocolobus
M
Pharaoh Fungus
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Should I put psychedelic mushrooms on my pizza?
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14
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472
Manul Otocolobus
M
Cats
Ice, Tone, when it hangs around?
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7
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525
JethroTullamore
JethroTullamore
Skitarii
Should janitors be allowed to vote?
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6
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441
Shidoen
Shidoen
Tanuki Mixed Nuts
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Why do I talk to my dog with a silly voice?
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10
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410
Aunt Carol
Aunt Carol
Black Light Red Panic
I sucked off Gwen Stefani's ghost in the master bedroom of a wachovias in downtown Baltimore, what's wrong with me?
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9
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351
Black Light Red Panic
Black Light Red Panic
umami's milk
Which stickers should we REMOVE from EmuBarns?
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4
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305
Black Light Red Panic
Black Light Red Panic
Mr. Bung
Why are men valued by society for a longer period of their lives than women are?
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34
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1K
DumbDude42
DumbDude42
AMHOLIO
Why are half the threads in the gaming forum "grieving"?
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9
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565
BibiLivesMatter
BibiLivesMatter
Skitarii
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Is it morbin time?
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3
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396
Skitarii
Skitarii
Epic Fail Man
How many more threads about wanting new stickers on this site do we need to finally get a new sticker?
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11
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392
Wine em Dine em 69 em
Wine em Dine em 69 em
Breadbassket
What stickers do you wish KiwiFarms had?
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9
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519
AMHOLIO
AMHOLIO
Mariposa Electrique
Can Everything That's Wrong With The World Be Traced To The Internet?
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16
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567
Tinfoil
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Russian Bot
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Why do you continue to do this?
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16
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567
Exigent Circumcisions
Exigent Circumcisions
Napoleon Bonerfart
What was your favorite moment in the Grey Poupon cinematic universe?
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6
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287
Mega Man II Intro - GB
Mega Man II Intro - GB
Pharaoh Fungus
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Should I make a taxidermy Frankenstein?
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5
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322
SCSI
SCSI
Skitarii
What would kiwifarms look like if it was just the off topic board?
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7
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299
Ultrapenguin
Ultrapenguin
Skitarii
Is it a sin to troll homeless ppl?
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12
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597
Exigent Circumcisions
Exigent Circumcisions
stares at error messages
What do I-ties taste like if you make burgers out of them?
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206
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stares at error messages
Kenya Jones
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Are people who regularly post in A&H smarter?
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stares at error messages
BibiLivesMatter
What hobbies do you currently partake in?
What will you be picking up for the summer?
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12
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423
crows in guns
crows in guns
Mega Man II Intro - GB
Depressed kiwis, do you own a gun?
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19
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1K
Table Country
Table Country
Gorgar
What’s the meaning of life?
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9
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471
The-Patriarchy
The-Patriarchy
byuu
Are you an ex-gay?
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16
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724
JethroTullamore
JethroTullamore
Liber Pater
How will you be spending Good Floyday?
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16
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504
Sphere
Sphere
Colon capital V
What are the most troon infested jobs out there?
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26
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1K
stares at error messages
stares at error messages
Latvophile
is latvia really a former commiebloc shithole
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13
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596
KittyGremlin
KittyGremlin
Glad I couldn't help
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Can face masks effectively wipe up seminal fluid and semen stains?
Replies urgently needed
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7
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375
Aunt Carol
Aunt Carol
stares at error messages
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Why does every one who programs or works at MediaWiki has Extreme Autisum?
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5
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420
AMHOLIO
AMHOLIO
Quantum Diabetes
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Why isn’t Miles Morales code named “Spider-spigger”?
He ain’t no cracka ass white boy
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11
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540
AMHOLIO
AMHOLIO
Santa Fe Swag
If you got beat up in Lisbon and the video was posted online and everyone laughed at it, how would you salvage your life?
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15
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462
AMHOLIO
AMHOLIO
Black Light Red Panic
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Oh my God I heard Gwen Stefani on the radio and I can't stop cumming oooh good what do I do?
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10
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497
Amphotericin B
Amphotericin B
Blobby's Murder Knife
How are you celebrating the tragic death of Saint George Floyd?
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21
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1K
Amphotericin B
Amphotericin B
TroonsDid911
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I hear Martha speak, should I listen?
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4
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448
Quantum Diabetes
Quantum Diabetes
Isaac
Why don't Muslims just become Christian?
2
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22
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993
Sarcastic sockpuppet
Sarcastic sockpuppet
Kenya Jones
Does anyone remember the Kiwi Farms SS13 server?
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10
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460
Ronnie McNutt
Ronnie McNutt
theshitposter
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should "should" keyword be blocked?
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12
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477
theshitposter
theshitposter
Gorgar
Hooray, you're in the void! What do you do now?
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17
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362
Alligator Alcatraz
Alligator Alcatraz
Blasterisk
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Did God change between Testaments?
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29
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1K
World Wide Web Wyyzrd
World Wide Web Wyyzrd
Skitarii
What happened to nick fuentes and brittany venti's bastard child?
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7
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611
Skitarii
Skitarii
Canned Bread
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
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10
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400
stupid orc
stupid orc
Breadbassket
Can you be racist to fictional races?
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953
stupid orc
stupid orc
stupid orc
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i got jalapeño oil on my balls, it burns. how do i fix this?
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13
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406
DumbDude42
DumbDude42
Makov Pitt
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Is Steven Seagal a Lolcow
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16
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2K
Mega Man II Intro - GB
Mega Man II Intro - GB
Gorgar
What's the best tile design?
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6
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524
Mega Man II Intro - GB
Mega Man II Intro - GB
Black Light Red Panic
I had a panic attack yesterday, should I get myself a gun?
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6
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309
Lorgar
Lorgar
Skitarii
Why does america worship racism isntead of God?
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4
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616
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
Black Light Red Panic
  • Solved
Gwen Stefani killed herself and is possessing me and making me suck cocks like a good little whore. What should I do?
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6
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414
Gaymead
Gaymead
SandyCat
What's the biggest think you can thunk?
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21
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697
TroonsDid911
TroonsDid911
King Fructose
What would it take to restore society from the clown world we live in?
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29
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891
Yeshua Moon
Yeshua Moon
Gorgar
How can I achieve dreams that are deemed to be hard?
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13
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447
Soycast Guy
Soycast Guy
TheFinalCountdown
Why the fuck can't I edit or delete my super duper uber awesome posts?
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11
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783
TheFinalCountdown
TheFinalCountdown
Skitarii
Should trooning out be considered a war crime?
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4
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317
AMHOLIO
AMHOLIO
Mariposa Electrique
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How does one suck cock like a lady?
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15
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607
Solus
Solus
Skitarii
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Rainbows are cool as hell, how do we reclaim them from the homos?
2
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26
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940
Ishtar
Ishtar
Mega Man II Intro - GB
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How do I stop my stomach from making the Yoshi egg hatching sound when I'm hungry?
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6
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322
The Lawgiver
The Lawgiver
Mariposa Electrique
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Why Are We Pretending Johnny Depp is a Victim?
2
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26
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1K
Tinfoil
T
T
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Whats the most you've spent on microtransactions in a single videogame?
2
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30
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1K
Meiwaku
Meiwaku
Lemmingwise
How do transgenders deal with all the transphobia on the kiwifarms? How do you protect your mental health?
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14
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758
Tinfoil
T
Black Light Red Panic
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I didn't speak, but she knows what I'm thinking. Should I tell her that it hurts?
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7
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364
Figger Naggot
Figger Naggot
Blobby's Murder Knife
Cancer's Thread Is Teaching Me Turkroach
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7
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679
Blobby's Murder Knife
Blobby's Murder Knife
Alligator Alcatraz
  • Solved
What websites have you been banned from?
temporary bans, shadowbans, chat bans, etc
2 3
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55
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2K
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
Black Light Red Panic
  • Solved
I murdered every member of no doubt because Gwen killed herself to use me as a gay sex thrall but no doubt hasn't gotten back together as bad 90s cgi
What
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6
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355
Mediocre
Mediocre
Glad I couldn't help
What is the optimal method of coping and seething?
Asking for a friend
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12
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450
Ultrapenguin
Ultrapenguin
Black Light Red Panic
  • Solved
How do I get No Doubt back together if Gwen Stefani killed herself to use me as a conduit for gay sex?
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8
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404
Red Hood
Red Hood
Postal_Rat
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How can I make my peepee bigger its only three inches and the girls laugh at me in the locker room
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15
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471
Niggernerd
Niggernerd
Rabid Wombat
How can I support Kiwi farms with physical gold donations?
Crypto is ghey.. I wish to send something actually worth money.
2
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20
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1K
Soycast Guy
Soycast Guy
Gorgar
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Can you fill in the blank? Beavis and Butthead Do ____
2
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26
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544
Gorgar
Gorgar
Black Light Red Panic
  • Solved
Can I ask two questions in one question?
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10
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268
Just A Butt
Just A Butt
PaleTay
Why does every girl have pronouns in her bio now?
She/her
2
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35
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2K
celebrityskin
celebrityskin
theshitposter
have you ever made your mother cry?
2
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24
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867
Jimmy Olsen
Jimmy Olsen
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