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Travis Touchdown (REAL)
Are Aliens Real?
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98
8mm Cunningham
8mm Cunningham
Biker
why did lolcow.wiki die?
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4
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167
Found the open sauce
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Mortan Shekelstorm
What's your favourite helmet?
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18
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255
Wot Zit Too Yah0996
Wot Zit Too Yah0996
Vindeo
How do I go about safeguarding my private information?
email, address, ip ss number, etc.
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12
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234
Grub
Grub
12345678901
Will you serve X in galactic jihad?
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5
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117
Laburnum
Laburnum
Sparkletor 2.0
How do I stop being miserable whenever Taco Bell is brought up?
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7
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173
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
Hellwalker
What's with the exaggeration of fear or sadness when it comes to Video Games?
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2
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81
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SandyCat
Which one of you mugged Patrick Tomlinson outside of a Chubby Cheesesteak's in 2020?
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5
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99
Shig O'nella
Shig O'nella
Moths
What is the average PH level of a 'basic' bitch?
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2
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91
Quantum Diabetes
Quantum Diabetes
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
I have over 600,000 reactions. Ask me anything
2
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23
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387
Achtung Bitter
Achtung Bitter
TroonsDid911
Whats a simple video editing program for someone is lazy?
2
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21
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502
We Are The Witches
We Are The Witches
Agent Abe Caprine
Did you let that sink in?
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4
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125
Maori Kiwifruit Growers
Maori Kiwifruit Growers
Napoleon Bonerfart
Will a herniated nipple naturally heal itself?
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2
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71
Penis Drager 2.0
Penis Drager 2.0
Gorgar
Do you feel like a crew member from Among Us when you're on KiwiFarms?
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5
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147
Shart Attack
Shart Attack
Glad I couldn't help
What is your favorite Jewish and Democratic state?
Don't be anti-semetic, folks ...
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3
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72
dick brain
dick brain
Daddy's Angry Juice
Is it possible to get anus surgery without losing anal leakage?
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1
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50
We Are The Witches
We Are The Witches
C
Is trying to date zoomer girls in their early 20s more trouble than it's worth?
They're attractive, sure, but are the more interesting ones all lefties that are hard to find compromises with?
2 3
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2K
Wot Zit Too Yah0996
Wot Zit Too Yah0996
O
What country dog are you?
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9
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236
Agent Abe Caprine
Agent Abe Caprine
Daddy's Angry Juice
How many "peepees" equals one "poopoo"?
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11
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150
Eschaton Aggravate
Eschaton Aggravate
Daddy's Angry Juice
What game is my lil nigga Koffing playin?
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11
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175
Daddy's Angry Juice
Daddy's Angry Juice
Daddy's Angry Juice
What can I do to make pastel colors not associated with trans?
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18
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309
Uncle Phil
Uncle Phil
Bucephalus
"Registering now also means you will not have a magenta registration date in 2025."
2
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29
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945
We Are The Witches
We Are The Witches
Sparkletor 2.0
Does anyone here genuinely miss the 2024s?
2
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22
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499
Uncle Phil
Uncle Phil
The Backwards Man
Am I cool now that my join date is purple instead of pink?
2
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20
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330
Wuornos
Wuornos
Saint Agustin
Why isn't anyone talking about the fog?
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1
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70
Gorton Colu
G
The News Crews
Do you play the lottery?
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4
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95
Alex Hogendorp
Alex Hogendorp
Glad I couldn't help
Should I stop shitposting?
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4
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77
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
T
is it still cow tipping if the cow came to you
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5
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160
Cats
Cats
Daddy's Angry Juice
Do tight muscles cause me to shake too much?
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1
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38
Cats
Cats
Penis Drager 2.0
Is it ethical to commit genocide if it's funny?
Like, really really funny.
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14
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221
Mac Monster
Mac Monster
Jibbers Cribbers
Is Sam Hyde Jewish?
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15
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1K
Kyle Parson
Kyle Parson
neurotardvirgin
what constitutes as "autistic humor"?
""""jokes"""" for minecrafters
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19
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359
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
Daddy's Angry Juice
Why did environmentalists have to ruin my perfect future?
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7
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175
Caralho
Caralho
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
Inside of you, GAMER, is two animals
which one controls you? The normie or the zombie?
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1
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69
We Are The Witches
We Are The Witches
Napoleon Bonerfart
Guys, I got a little bit of an employment issue.
You see, I thought I was applying to become a subway masturbator.
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4
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110
Achtung Bitter
Achtung Bitter
Gorgar
Are traps gay?
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18
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317
mannic
mannic
Party Hat Wurmple
What's your anti-New Years Resolution?
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9
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146
Mesh Gear Fox
Mesh Gear Fox
P
How to throw up in 3 steps.
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1
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66
Sicko Hunter
Sicko Hunter
Gorgar
Do you think 2025 won’t be a good year for Ruth Fisher from Six Feet Under?
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2
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57
Laburnum
Laburnum
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
I am now very drunk and it will soon be the new year VERY COOL ask me for a fortune for the new year
feeling magic 8 ball energy right now idk
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10
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141
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
Joy Depression
What is the worst movie you saw?
2
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36
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847
Stardust_Ziggy
Stardust_Ziggy
Gorgar
How do you celebrate Hanukah?
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10
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227
dick brain
dick brain
George Lucas
Dog eats your cat: kill the dog?
WWJD edition
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9
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141
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
YellowIsACoolColor
How do I beat minecraft?
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7
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127
Agent Abe Caprine
Agent Abe Caprine
Gorgar
Should I order the Olivia Plush by Cavemanon?
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2
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84
Toji Suzuhara
Toji Suzuhara
TaimuRadiu
Why don't Indians use the toilet?
do the needful saar
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15
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315
Alex Hogendorp
Alex Hogendorp
Sparkletor 2.0
Is user Gorgar actually SpongeBob in real life?
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4
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123
Laburnum
Laburnum
Joy Depression
How are the far-right going to cope
2
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37
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1K
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
Laburnum
What would it take for you to kiss the Gunt crease?
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3
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90
Mesh Gear Fox
Mesh Gear Fox
Smokeski
Transporting a pc
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2
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70
Mesh Gear Fox
Mesh Gear Fox
Gorgar
If KiwiFarms is so great, why can’t Null create KiwiFarms 2, is he retarded?
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15
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314
Caesar
Caesar
peachlover669
Would this Kill Remilia Scarlet of Touhou Fame?
Asking for a friend
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5
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156
We Are The Witches
We Are The Witches
Gorgar
Dm me porn please?
2
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23
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385
Sparkletor 2.0
Sparkletor 2.0
Penis Drager 2.0
Why don't foreigners have freedom?
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6
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117
The Reluctant Sneeder
The Reluctant Sneeder
Officer Douche
Lost "the gaming rapist" episodes
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10
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360
Officer Douche
Officer Douche
Targeted Individual
Do jews have a problem with intermixing of Ashkenazi, Sephardic, and Mizrahi jews?
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4
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169
Gorgar
Gorgar
HyperboreanRightsActivist
Who made the first official kiwi farms hate thread?
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2
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99
Gorton Colu
G
Cats
how many indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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5
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157
Rozzy
Rozzy
pizzawithme420
someone knows whats up with this dude? Maddox is bussin
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2
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125
Laburnum
Laburnum
Bob's Vagene
Is it okay to be retarded?
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6
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173
Gorgar
Gorgar
Anime Waifu NFT collector
Have you been told "See you next year!" often?
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3
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90
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Daddy's Angry Juice
How do I prevent Koffing from pulling the electrical plug of the whole world?
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6
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121
The Lawgiver
The Lawgiver
Trollish and Suspicious
If Bruce Lee were still alive would he still be making martial art movies?
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19
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377
LimeRikki
LimeRikki
Dang dirty Pidgeons!
Is this satanist explain-a-tuber a known quantity?
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6
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125
Dang dirty Pidgeons!
Dang dirty Pidgeons!
YellowIsACoolColor
How do I avoid getting raped on Kiwi Farms?
2 3
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44
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710
Riftrunner
Riftrunner
Eddie Riggs
Did you know that in some countries Sneed is used as a fuel source?
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3
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76
We Are The Witches
We Are The Witches
Lidl Drip
An Army of stinky poojeets is marching on America, how will you prepare to defend yourself?
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7
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173
Freshly Baked Socks
Freshly Baked Socks
lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll
If "Seinfeld" and "FRIENDS" didn't fetishize NYC as the heart of America during the 90s, would 9/11 have been focused elsewhere?
Alternate History Thread
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7
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276
Gorgar
Gorgar
Daddy's Angry Juice
Im just a weirdo that gets his kicks off random numbers, can you help a nigga out?
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10
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140
NiggerDeathRay
NiggerDeathRay
YellowIsACoolColor
Do you have any special plans for this Hanukkah?
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9
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199
Gorgar
Gorgar
Daddy's Angry Juice
What is the hardest game you have beaten?
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17
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226
pizzawithme420
pizzawithme420
Napoleon Bonerfart
Why is it that whenever a song performed by female british pop singers appears on my spotify playlist, I can smell Chlamydia in my headphones?
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4
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94
Napoleon Bonerfart
Napoleon Bonerfart
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
What's the last piece of mainstream media to casually use the term tranny?
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6
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219
Alex Hogendorp
Alex Hogendorp
DoctorJimmyRay
What should I say to anger a culturally Sikh Indian?
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10
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2K
Bloodrage
Bloodrage
Brenda Holiday
Why are the click sprinkles red yellow green?
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6
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159
Dysnomia
Dysnomia
Alex Hogendorp
Is this too good to be true?
A comet brighter than Ikeya-Seki of 1965?
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1
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70
Your Starter for 10
Your Starter for 10
Ac1_846
Can someone help me find this person?
2
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36
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925
Drip Torch
Drip Torch
Moths
How do we reinforce the KF border so illegal regostrstions don't occur?
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2
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80
dick brain
dick brain
Banana Hammock
Has anyone ever done an in-depth study on race and IQ?
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11
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276
dick brain
dick brain
Penis Drager 2.0
What should my next shitpost be?
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3
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62
Soup Sammiches
Soup Sammiches
SandyCat
Is Patrick Tomlinsons outdoor patio furniture free?
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3
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93
Maude Snew
Maude Snew
Joy Depression
If South Park's troll exposure website became a reality, how screwed would you be?
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4
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137
Party Hat Wurmple
Party Hat Wurmple
Napoleon Bonerfart
Is Harambe Haram?
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3
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96
Chad Holdenford
Chad Holdenford
C
What are you looking forward to next year?
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4
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116
Amin Yasister
Amin Yasister
YellowIsACoolColor
Why are you on Kiwi Farms instead of spending time with your family?
2
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20
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416
pizzawithme420
pizzawithme420
Salaryman
How was your Christmas
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7
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137
OrionBalls
OrionBalls
Party Hat Wurmple
Did y'all remember to leave $20 out for the Christmas Nigga?
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2
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102
Joy Depression
Joy Depression
NaggotFigger
What are the best selling products in Milwaukee in this Christmas occasion?
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5
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130
SandyCat
SandyCat
Bob's Vagene
Is it normal for your butthole to gape?
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1
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132
Marc
Marc
Joy Depression
Are men from Chad, chads?
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4
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153
crazedaze
crazedaze
StMaryPiper
What does Black Santa do?
We wuz santa
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14
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261
Rozzy
Rozzy
C
Why bother with regulating natural human behavior?
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17
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411
Penis Drager 2.0
Penis Drager 2.0
Among Us Gaming
How would you deal with the issue of children easily being able to access pornography?
2
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25
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531
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
NaggotFigger
What happens when you breed Ethan Ralph and Patrick Tomlinson?
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2
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113
Agent Abe Caprine
Agent Abe Caprine
Bloodrage
Why do so many old fucks have paintings of crying kids?
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12
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302
dick brain
dick brain
SandyCat
Is the fat guy that leaves presents under the tree every year free?
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7
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140
dick brain
dick brain
Rome's rightful successor
What is the difference between Chicken Nuggets and Boneless Chicken Wings?
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3
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125
Moths
Moths
Not a bee
Were you naughty or nice this year?
Santa's personal blacklist
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9
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147
pizzawithme420
pizzawithme420
Daddy's Angry Juice
AITA if I committed a crime and framed my ex?
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12
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171
pizzawithme420
pizzawithme420
S
should spike lee direct the remake of The Birth of a Nation?
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11
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198
FedPostalService
FedPostalService
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