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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
I'm still of the mind that you shouldn't pozload my neghole, no matter how tempting it is. This will only embolden Phil and give him the credence that we're fucking with him. We know that time and time again, Phil will inevitably shoot himself in the foot through no "help" from us, which is far more delicious than us meddling with his stuff. Even if it's not us, he'll still do the "trolls did this" spiel that for everyone who doesn't read between the lines, will point the finger at us.
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I made a similar post a few pages back, and another kiwi replied 'He is going to cry poor and blame trolls as usual, and his whales are always going to pay him anyway.'
Gave me a big thunk, despite how much poo is touched there will always be whales. May as well have some fun at piggy's expense even if you have slightly brown fingers at the end of the day.
 
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AcidityLiquidity said:
I made a similar post a few pages back, and another kiwi replied 'He is going to cry poor and blame trolls as usual, and his whales are always going to pay him anyway.'
Gave me a big thunk, despite how much poo is touched there will always be whales. May as well have some fun at piggy's expense even if you have slightly brown fingers at the end of the day.
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I concur, but do we really want to give the whales a "legitimate" reason to throw their money at Phil, even if that legitimate reason will be solved in a short amount of time? You might think that's stupid, but again, his whales are stupid enough to give their cult leader money whenever he cries poor.
 
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Damn, I really hope it's just a placeholder & not just a bottomless pit that his fans have to dump money into.
 
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
I concur, but do we really want to give the whales a "legitimate" reason to throw their money at Phil, even if that legitimate reason will be solved in a short amount of time? You might think that's stupid, but again, his whales are stupid enough to give their cult leader money whenever he cries poor.
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Let them have their "legitimate" reason. The faster the whales drain their wallets the funnier it will be later anyway. Also now we see how Phil treats his cash so there is not fear of him actually saving any of it.
 
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As others have said, DSP will cry poor no matter what and things have been pretty dull with him lately so I'm all for people and their gay ops shaking up his world. We've seen him make up outright lies in order to play the victim and claim we or other detractors have done X to try and ruin him when nothing of the sort happens, so I don't see why it matters if some people occasionally do fuck with him.

Just imagine the sweat as he had to deal with a customer service agent and explain that a cult of mentally ill detractors is trying to ruin his totally normal adult finances. It's great.
 
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Ultimately, this will just end up in more pity bux for Phil. Woe is me! The detractors stole my identity! Please tip me, it helps me the most right now! Kat was crying!
 
A summary of Phil's life and achievement(s)

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EDIT. Forgot our friend GIN
 
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Ok i don't watch DSP that much and this threads moves at the speed of light but I'm fucking baffled how INCOMPETENT this man handling his "career"? let's talk about the Karl thing for a bit.

Why do your average joe watch streams? 2 things:
  1. Streamer.
  2. Community.
Because I don't like Clutter I will use spoilers here:

To succeed as a Streamer you need to be:
  • FUNNY (voluntary or involuntary)
  • TALENTED
  • KNOWLEGEADBLE (or at least pretend to)
  • FRIENDLY
  • WOMAN.

Overall you need to be likeable and we know Phil is neither of those things, and even though he has titties they are not so attractive in a 40 year old balding man, interacting with phill is also a big no, no unless you donate first, otherwise he will just call you a stupid idiot and move on, so why would someone picking between the thousands of thousands of streamers pick Phil and become a a fan? not for him obviously, but don't lose hope yet, we still have:

More important than you think, most of the people watching streams are lonely, lonely kids, kids today grow very apart from each other, a lot of them don't bother to socialize outside of internet anymore, discord, reddit, 4chan, that's where they meet their "friends" and become a part of a "community", where they act in a similar fashion to fit in, it helps them feel less alone, it's a sad ordeal overall but I digress.

Have you ever been in a XQC stream? if you have then I'm so sorry for what you have witnessed, but that right there, that's a successful community, a bunch of people spamming the same 5 copypastas and 3 emotes, believe or not kids willingly go to those streams just for the chat, just to spam frog emotes, they will copy and paste the same memes to feel a sense of belonging, they laugh at the streamer and with the streamer, paypigs will even have "banter" as if they are some sort of friends, calling the streamer names or making fun of him that's a big part of the culture in those massive channels, and that's great for the streamer, having a lively chat, having a big community, having your own memes, that's how you pay for your second mansion.

What's best have you ever been in a different stream and suddenly chatters start to spam shit you don't understand? as annoying as that it that's a big W for any streamer, that's your end goal, to have such a big and healthy community, that you get your own memes spammed even in channels that are not yours.

So what happens in Phil's chat? nothing, first of all there's 20 autistics talking about the weather or some shit, then there's 5 more talking about what they seem on the screen " oh wow that's a big gun phil" then of course we have the backseat gamers, "dude you got to go to the left and pull the lever and jump into the cauldron...."

So inconclusion Phill has make extensively sure that he has the most boring and sanitizing chat ever created, while also being a boring fuck, spam a meme and you are banned, do a little banter? you are a detractor, banned, start chatting to much? "you are derailing the stream", stop it or get banned, and because of this he will NEVER grow his channel significantly, regardless of what he does, because the average joe will not have fun in Phil's stream, and the average LOLCOW ENJOYER (GIGACHAD) will find him too boring to sit through (that's why the troll channels have more views, they are not "your" views phil)
matter of fact he is basically surviving out of like 10 paypigs.

but even then phill chatters still tried to have a good time, even will all the rules and with this fucking 40 year old "married" man with insecurities banning everything he thinks is making fun of him, and they come with "karl"

SIMPLE, yet efficient, let's all change our name to KARL, youtube allows it anyways, we will be all karls, suddenly people where wondering "huh what's this about"? kids were changing their names to karl to belong to this new cool trend on phill chat, "hahaha isn't it funny how we are all the same?" they were joking around, just being silly kids y'know? The community itself gifted DSP his very own meme, not offensive in anyway, Surely nothing bad will happen....




oh.
 
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