Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[artilleryfroth]

@my lovely trauma lumps (replies aren't working properly)

I assume you make an exception for literary masterpieces like "Why I Sued Taylor Swift" and "Why I'm Making It Legal for Your 18 Year Old Daughter to Get In Bed with a Complete Stranger for Only 500 Bucks: A Short Essay from a Pro Se Litigant who is Challenging the Utah Brothel Bans."

My Christ, there are so many unfortunately quotable lines on this Twitter.

"I am a Casanova and a 25 year old paralegal hunk! "
"I am the best ever."
"Btw im 24, paralegal, and just plain awesome. I will be handing out roses to girls even if I don't party with you"

Some words of wisdom: "You are stronger than you seem, braver than you believe, and are smarter than you think! Please remember that. "

There are a few unexpected, direct references to violence: "Hopefully that neighbor doesn't wander onto my property. Guns will be cocked. " I don't recall Russell making quasi-threats like this anytime recently.

There are also a few exhortations for people to commit suicide: "#Anonymous needs 2 get a life or they need 2 end theirs. "; (in reference to a police officer mentioned in a new story): "I have a game for the ex-officer. This is how you play it: get on your knees, put a shotgun in your mouth, and boom. #Savetaxmoney"

He also refers to an (unpublished?) opinion article titled "Russ Not John: A Story About Escorts, Hookers, and Brothels from the Eyes of A Disabled Man."

This is all from around 2016. Russell seems a lot more optimistic and outgoing in these tweets than he does now.

Because he’s losing his shit now, he thought back then that he was a winner, but now he thinks he would be a winner if only awful trolls stopped negrating his songs or books, bribing judges and lawyers, and doing whatever bad shit he thinks KF did to make his sister revolted by him.

 

[RodgerDodger]

As we walk down memory lane, I just wanted to remind everyone of this. Because "The state is controlling my destiny and my penis" is the best thing Russel ever said.

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His Lawsuits are like Dredd Scott? The State is Controlling his Penis? Can we thank the State for doing that? Between watching Russ, Chris Chan and the rest of the assorted monsters here, you would almost think the State had a point, back in the old barbarian days, when they used to lock up the deranged maniacs and mental misfits, and sterilize them? (Granted the more recent Social Policy of convincing them to sterilize themselves as part of the “trans rights movement” does seem to be filling a niche.)

 

[Easy J]

Bonus Russ lore: a male escort episode from months back, whereby our hero, despairing of vadge, sought the company of a denizen of RentMen who then, upon receipt of Russ's social charms reported in full to The Orchards...

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russel...safer-nevada-pac.30488/page-2592#post-8336660

 

[DrJonesHat]

There was the time he offered to let a sex worker crash on his couch if she ever revisited the states, then went and bought a shitty loveseat off Craigslist. Then when she went too long without responding and promising to be his sex slave he started shitting up her Instagram comments saying no one else cared about her only to be BTFO by another SWer.

Oh I remember that. He ran away fast when she told him he was far from the only person who cared about Erika, or sex workers in general, and it didn't entitle him to special treatment. For the new people, Russ's whole identity is based on his mistaken belief that he's the only guy who's nice to sex workers. He thinks they're worthless, so he's doing them a HUGE favor by being nice, so they should give him a discount or in the best case, fuck him for free and retire from the business so he can give them a better life. Of course, as has been shown, he's only nice up until the point he encounters any pushback to his demands for special treatment, then the mask falls off and his true personality of being a raging shitbag comes out. With his PAC, he really does think he's doing all these women a favor, so he's genuinely confused as to why they're bringing up things he's done in the recent past when he's "moved on." Remember, if he doesn't think what he did is a big deal, no one else can hold his bad behavior against him.

The other thing to know about him is he has a VASTLY inflated view of his attractiveness to women. I'm not just referring his physical attractiveness (though he thinks he's a 9 and has said so) but he truly thinks he can compete with the sugar daddies on Instagram who can fly their favorite model/escort to the tropics for the weekend on their private jet. That's actually quite funny. Watching him trying to trash other guys on Insta, especially model's bfs is hilarious. His latest rage case was over a guy who kinda generically attractive, and he lost his shit over it. He also thinks that any woman who has an attractive bf only chose him for his looks, and he lectures the women on looking beneath the surface, though he only considers a woman's looks in pursuing her.

I realize most people here know this shit, but this is for the new folks, esp. @my lovely trauma lumps. If I stayed in psychology, I could have done my doctoral dissertation on Russ. He's a mass of abnormal psychology jammed into a misshapen meatsack. The only other person that is as fucked up is Yaniv, and we're pretty sure he's a legit psychopath.

3 of my favorite Russ moments:

-allegedly bringing a 6 inch hdmi cable court and thus not being able to show his slam dunk evidence.
-showing up to court with his documents, pens, etc in an old plastic grocery store bag
-nipplelesswomans story of how they bribed a homeless guy to scare Russ away because he was harassing her roommate

Don't forget his blurry picture of a security guard at the Ariana Grande concert that was supposed to somehow prove he was discriminated against. He was convinced he only lost because the judge wouldn't let him show his "awesome evidence." That was one of my favorite moments of that whole thing.

On a side note: Has anyone kept track of how much money he's blown since he moved to Vegas? I know he dropped a lot on his Yo Yovanna vid, and his AGT audition vid, but has he made any other major expenditures lately?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Do I need to tweet something or message someone to verify it's me?

Damn, lady, just ask your husband to verify you.

I'm well aware that I'm a degenerate mentally ill weirdo who cyberbullies disabled men on the Internet for entertainment

Aren't we all?

Take care everyone, in the meantime it would be hugely appreciated if anyone could draw my attention to anything particularly interesting or funny that Russell has done that I haven't shared on twitter yet, otherwise I'll have a look through the thread index at some point later this week and work off that.

If you're into weird perverts you may enjoy our Lucas. Or maybe Gurg if you like them more (in)famous.
Just remember, now you're one of us and the rule is to not pozload my neghole (that is, don't try to interact with them, we're spectators, not trolls).
As for Russ - short version is in the OP. Long version is in the thread. Supplementary materials can be found in our Legal Adventures on Kiwi Farms board.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

If the government truly is preventing Russell Greer from fucking in any capacity, I need to reconsider how I feel about taxes.

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[RodgerDodger]

. I'm still unsure who "people close to Greer" are, because texting late at night and calling his adversaries "cowards" doesn't sound like something a therapist would do. But some of his other self-help nonsense really does make it seem like he has a therapist and he's now bragging (in a very Russ way) about his amazing support network of people close to him he can text in the middle of the night when the trolls have given him a sad.

I can't help but wonder if the "people close to Greer" all go to Texas Tech. And have been encouraging him to Fuck His Mom.

 

[my lovely trauma lumps]

Also, there's his old Twitter from when he was totally opening a brothel in SLC.

Quick one because I haven't caught back up again yet, was just skimming the last page I was on and wanted to let you know that I had a quick look over this and it's absolute gold. Peak cringe client bullshit. I can't wait to share this, the other swers will absolutely shit themselves with laughter at this sort of behaviour. I took a few screenshots for easy sharing but would be good if someone confirms the twitter, site and petition are archived, I need to go to bed! Thanks, you glorious blessing of a human

 

[Sasha]

LOL, that dumbass picture again...

Pipsqueak reminds me a little of Virgie Tovar. One thing these two clowns have in common is: I have a degree! I have a COLLEGE degree! I went to college! Did you know I have a DEGREE from COLLAGE?

Virgie has, in the past, put her MS or MA (DGAF which) on her book covers and tard screeds on noted tard sites like The Mary Sue. And like the greasy gourd, Virgie does not have a terminal degree. So what kind of dingus spams everyone and everything with their non-terminal degrees? These two do!

Because Russell HAS to remind you that he, unlike dumb dumb fatty mcpatties and DINGUS Chads, HE, Russell Godfrey A WOO HOO HOO Greer has...a degree. From collage! This has never been done before--let him assure you--let him EXPLAIN. Because only 9s and 10s get degrees--do NOT confuse the legal stud Greer with the day manager of Wahlburgers. THIS is what peak academia looks like.

He even has a picture! The college president SHOOK HIS HAND. Take that and stuff it up your pipe, Mr. Skordas!

EDIT: That first screenshot really should be part of the OP--maybe the self-styled description should be included in the title. It truly sums up the Russell Greer experience for newcomers and regulars alike.

One thing I especially love with Russ is how he deals with the fact that he has facial palsy.
It's in fact a benediction for him, see how he calls it "a unique disability".

I actually think he does not suffer from Möbius syndrome, anyway, with about 300 known cases, it is absolutely not unique enough to match the Russ experience. I rather think he actually has the Greer disease, which is uniquely unique : it's the only disability that does not disable the sufferer in any way ; and only one occurence has been reported.

Seriously, I love how it's both an excuse for everything he fails, and a reason to boast about any little thing he somehow achieves DESPITE his terrible impotency. That's one thing among others (like years of being rejected and bullied) that explain the degree shit.

Really, with his facial ugliness being congenital, this mindset is hardcoded. From his birth, he saw the compassion, and complacency expressed towards disabled people, and having a fucking ultra rare disease must have felt like winning the jackpot. "All this free attention and leniency, with the only downside being terminal ugliness," he must have thought.

Alas, things didn't happen as expected.

In this clown world, where the value of a person depends of how much of a victim that person is, the story of Russ would make a great modern-day fable.

When we, as a civilisation, were smart enough to help people who needed it, to keep social cohesion, it did not take long for a lot of people to see these compensations as a reward, for being brave, and ultimately, for being awesome.
So Russel must be disabled. That way he can be rewarded, thus proving his value, thus building brothels.
I swear, some people look like they were reverse engineered by a drunk guy.

 

[Vermilion]

Quick one because I haven't caught back up again yet, was just skimming the last page I was on and wanted to let you know that I had a quick look over this and it's absolute gold. Peak cringe client bullshit. I can't wait to share this, the other swers will absolutely shit themselves with laughter at this sort of behaviour. I took a few screenshots for easy sharing but would be good if someone confirms the twitter, site and petition are archived, I need to go to bed! Thanks, you glorious blessing of a human

Archive of the Neon Brothel Twitter: https://web.archive.org/web/20210921201606/https://twitter.com/MileHighNeon

Archive of the IndieGogo Campaign: https://web.archive.org/web/2021092...needed-to-overturn-the-utah-brothel-bans--2#/

Archive of the Neon Brothel website (a lot of the text can't be captured, will have to try and screenshot the site): https://web.archive.org/web/20210921201916/https://themilehighneonbro.wixsite.com/utah-brothel

EDIT: attaching screenshots of the Neon Brothel site with the text that can't be seen on the archive.

 

[Blackwell Abyss]

He purchased a "Couch" on Amazon. And like the mong he is, didn't check the actual description and received a couch cover. And the "Couch" he did purchase (probably from Savers or Goodwill) is a loveseat with stains--very romantic and great for stretching out and catching up on your Zs.

The "Pipsqueak Casting Couch" is a key part of the Russtard lifestyle. Who else is going to catch all the drool from his ratmouth?

 

[Captain Ahab]

When one looks at Russell, one may begin to understand why Spartan mothers left retarded babies to die.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

No woman puts their hair in a ponytail for appearances. Get over yourself.

And for what reason do they grow their hair long enough to be put into a ponytail?

 

[Captain Ahab]

And for what reason do they grow their hair long enough to be put into a ponytail?

I thought those were handles.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

I don't know why, but the name of the Mile High Neon always cracked me up because it just makes no sense. "Mile High for the Mile High Club!" "So... your brothel is going to be aviation themed?" "No! Roman bathhouse/Olympus themed!" "And the 'Neon' part?" "There will be neon stuff!"

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Quick one because I haven't caught back up again yet, was just skimming the last page I was on and wanted to let you know that I had a quick look over this and it's absolute gold. Peak cringe client bullshit. I can't wait to share this, the other swers will absolutely shit themselves with laughter at this sort of behaviour. I took a few screenshots for easy sharing but would be good if someone confirms the twitter, site and petition are archived, I need to go to bed! Thanks, you glorious blessing of a human

Take care of yourself out there. ❤

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

How did I not know that this account was still up???? I thought for sure that all his prior accounts had been banned! My favorites so far:

Even when he is claiming to be a nice guy and that a sex worker is his "GF", he's hitting on other hookers. In public. Never change, Russ.

 

[StinkySnack]

And for what reason do they grow their hair long enough to be put into a ponytail?

Found the incel.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I don't know why, but the name of the Mile High Neon always cracked me up because it just makes no sense. "Mile High for the Mile High Club!" "So... your brothel is going to be aviation themed?" "No! Roman bathhouse/Olympus themed!" "And the 'Neon' part?" "There will be neon stuff!"

It's supposedly because SLC is a "mile high city" and Neon is short for "porneon" which is an ancient word for a house of forced prostitution (women in cages, etc) but Russ says it just means club, or brothel.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

And for what reason do they grow their hair long enough to be put into a ponytail?

So they don't grab and break our skinny little girly arms instead.